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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > GOONTIREMENT HOME!
 
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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

AEMINAL posted:

we're all getting old rapidl- where the gently caress did i put my keyboard oh im making GBS threads on it making this post, sorry, anyway

so, we're all old as FUK, in our 30-50s, about to die any moment, needing urgent CARE - but us goons have peculiar needs, like designated poopsock bins, printer carrying stations in the gym, so where do we go?

GOONTIREMENT HOME!!!

this is why im asking you to help me design the ULTIMATE goon retirement home catering to people of this dead gay forum

what are some absolute, utmost, total necessities any TRUE goon would CRAVE to come home to post jello nap / weapons grade anti n-word stomper pills??

???

We're all going to die soon! Jelp out by contributing witth your ideas for an ACTUAL goon retirement home (slated for construxxion 2069 (LOL)

:)

Too long! Didn't read! Text too small!

I want a nurse to read me all the posts in a soothing voice while I rock the gently caress out of my rocking chair

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Please nurse, not the permaban room!

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

AEMINAL posted:

this sounds promising, could you tell us more??

Outdoors and romance

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Creepy bingo

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Sauna night where we see who eats rear end for real

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