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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

as you wander through the shadowy halls of the Let's Play wing, you hear the mumbling and cackling of an elderly crone, as though she were recounting a story to a friend.

"...well, this next room had me in a pretty pickle, yes indeed. But then I remembered the potion I'd purchased earlier! One bottle topped off all my heart containers perfectly, leaving me ready to finally finish off the boss! So then..."

as you step closer to the door of the crone's room, you notice that she's simply describing her actions as her gnarled fingers crawl around a tired old SNES controller. The CRT TV before her is shut off; the room, terrifyingly squalid and dark; and the companion she regales is a mummified corpse

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