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we're all getting old rapidl- where the gently caress did i put my keyboard oh im making GBS threads on it making this post, sorry, anyway so, we're all old as FUK, in our 30-50s, about to die any moment, needing urgent CARE - but us goons have peculiar needs, like designated poopsock bins, printer carrying stations in the gym, so where do we go? GOONTIREMENT HOME!!! this is why im asking you to help me design the ULTIMATE goon retirement home catering to people of this dead gay forum what are some absolute, utmost, total necessities any TRUE goon would CRAVE to come home to post jello nap / weapons grade anti n-word stomper pills?? ??? We're all going to die soon! Jelp out by contributing witth your ideas for an ACTUAL goon retirement home (slated for construxxion 2069 (LOL) 
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Vampire Panties posted:a pants dispensing machine lmao we've gotten all we need, thanks for contributing everyone!!
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Vampire Panties posted:
true hell would be Acoustic Wonderwall Firepit Plaza
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This is GOONRETIREMENT HOME, not actual Hell. For every talented goon singing, there would be 10x goons doing their awesome 
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zone posted:every goon has a yard corner to set up a grill or barbecue.  Poorly ventilated indoors astroturf grill zone! we could build that on the cheap, great idea fellow goon
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Icochet posted:Too long! Didn't read! Text too small! *intently jots down ASMR nurses, nodding violently* you seem to know your stuff. got anything else?? we're brainstorming a disaster protocol for unruly goons current idea is a pitch black concrete room, with sharp spikes, crawling 20 meters down an ever-narrowing tunnel - the scent of Five Guys has been suggested as bait/lure as they descend, a laser would rapidly be projecting emptyquotes onto their retina. flashing pink in a binaural brainwave pattern (augmented with the n-word being shouted from afar) designed to hopefully keep them from ever leaving their new place of keep WHAT DO YOU THINK??
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Pladdicus posted:hottub in the basement yes.. Yeees!! we'll buy nails by the bulk and be rich! i mean fuses!!
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Zipline suicide machine Probably illegal, but who would sue us? All goons are bachelor nobody piece of poo poo losers! The board likes your way of thinking. More surprise vacancies means more money in the pocket, more re-regs and avatar changes for me and my three other parachute clon- i mean accounts! Would you be in favor of BIG RED IDIOT TEXT TSHIRT friday? Only 10 dollars to make whoever you have the most seething hatred for wear the n-word or the d-word or the z-word or the q-word or a combination of all of them, for the entire day! Huuuhh??
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Icochet posted:Please nurse, not the permaban room! this sounds promising, could you tell us more??
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Icochet posted:Outdoors and romance good god... not even a sub-forum war criminal would be deserving of that 
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Every week a new IK (Idiot Keeper) is assigned randomly based on cool username, post count, internet speed - and general posting prowess The Idiot Keeper's job is to spice life up and keep it Fresh (as the kids say, LAFFO!) by changing daily routines up Want to experiment with sleeping schedules? Done. You've got it, dear IK - now we all sleep polyphasic! 16 count 30 minute sleep sessions, all governed by the humble airhorn Field trip idea maybe? Why not change it up and combine life-skills with the zoo! We're going hornet nest barbecuing babyyyyy TCC poster? JOOOOOOOSE TIIIIMMMEEEee us ebvr hhooyr!!!!! AEMINAL fucked around with this message at 18:41 on May 6, 2023 |
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MrQwerty posted:I slept wrong and my sciatica is killing me! good, good *waves you off to the Brain Yearning, Only Best ward* it's turquoise/blue in there, you'll like it
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other than Sardines eaten over the sink in the Tin with a fork, and tendies - what would some good lunch menu options be for the gourmet goon?
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dee eight posted:gently caress you what the gently caress did you just say mister Shut The gently caress UP? also known as STFU??? HUH STUf??? you stupid *extremely shrill teenager voice out of nowhere* BIIiiiittcccccccp *cough* Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hardawn posted:The TikToks about being old and just repeating sounds and catch phrases is gonna be true. Lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AZDaW3GLQw
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