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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > GOONTIREMENT HOME!
 
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stephen_falken
Mar 28, 2023

by the sex ghost
Gonna need a valet named Chauncey who can wipe asses and bring some f*cking class to the place.
Note: I'll pay him extra to answer to "Chauncey"
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stephen_falken
Mar 28, 2023

by the sex ghost

LuckyCat posted:

“Do you have a stair lift in your house?”

:goonsay: I am protected



I bet that sh*t drives you up the f*cking wall

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