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Ass-penny

if the sales associate is a 5 or better I will buy literally anything they say looks nice.

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Ominous Jazz posted:

I walk up to the counter and I ask the rotten bastardo behind the counter working the counter to show me the sluttiest eyewear they have and he calls me sir

it's the cat eye/horn rim style hth

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Escape From Noise posted:

That's the LensCrafters Guarantee!

no that's actually called low self-esteem but they feel similar

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A:"I like your glasses!"

B: "thanks!"

A (husky voice): "they'd look even better on my bedroom floor"

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my optometrist backhanded me with a lit cigarette in the parking lot :qq:

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Finger Prince posted:

This can veer toward Fluevogs and cats territory (no offense to my Fluevogs and cats sluts). It think the sluttiest style is these.


I thought this was just standard Florida resident attire? :confused:

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