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Every .2 seconds worldwide, someone's identity is stolen. Financial and personal information is only a click away for an enterprising hacker. Thankfully, security pros have a solution: Programming all apps to immediately hide whatever you have just entered on your tiny, error prone touchscreen with an asterisk or dot or some other bullshit. Experts believe this clever practice may prevent a theoretically existing amount of identity theft every year. One flaw in this system is the password-revealing 'eyeball' button. An attacker who has physically subdued a legitimate user could reveal the user's password, assume their identity, and immediately fly to Sri Lanka and spend all of that person's remaining funds on Dogecoin. Technicians are investigating solutions to this issue, and are currently advising users of apps with this feature to only enter their passwords in a secure location after checking any possible hiding spots an intruder may be using. Security and safety is always a top priority. Industry leaders are currently looking into even more ways to protect users, like requiring a minimum of 7 emojis in any password, passwords in iambic pentameter, or disposable blood sampling lancets. What do YOU think? Share your thoughts below.
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May 8, 2023 11:40
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hmm
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May 8, 2023 11:43
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I don't entirely disagree, there is certainly a need for an industry standard in this regard. Six Sigma can be an amazing tool to refine and improve standards, but in today's world of spiraling costs, is it really a sustainable practice w/r/t this particular field?
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May 8, 2023 12:10
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Thats some very funny thoughts you had op
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May 8, 2023 12:49
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Hammerite posted:Thats some very funny thoughts you had op Honestly really relieved somebody enjoyed it, it's really been a battle lately to motivate myself. I really appreciate you.
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May 8, 2023 12:53
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Just have a dogshit identity
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May 8, 2023 12:59
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The whole identity theft phenomenon is absolutely wild to me. Is there any other developed country on earth other than the US where you can open a bank account, get a credit card or a loan without an ID check?
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May 8, 2023 13:10
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Simply cum into this pony jar to authenticate yourself. Our blockchain / AI powered solution analyzes your cum to determine if its really you.
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May 8, 2023 13:17
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Scrotal scanning is the only way to be sure
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May 8, 2023 14:15
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Scrotal scanning is the only way to be sure GBS hates women
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May 8, 2023 14:23
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Scrotal and labial scanning is the only way to be sure
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May 8, 2023 14:27
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I think you should be allowed one typo per password and it's still accepted.
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May 8, 2023 14:28
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I merely use patented brain-computer-interface technology to create and input passwords that can never be stolen
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May 8, 2023 14:29
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totally agree with ur sarcasm op
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May 8, 2023 14:36
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I'm too dumb for smart devices neither one of us will remember my password
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May 8, 2023 14:43
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if your password is all asterisks it can never be revealed
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May 8, 2023 15:01
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run on sentience posted:I think you should be allowed one typo per password and it's still accepted. This, but with 2FA verification numbers
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May 8, 2023 15:22
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Icochet posted:Just have a dogshit identity It's worked well for me so far
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May 8, 2023 16:23
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Just let everyone have your identity for free. Maybe you could make commercials about how nobody can steal your identity.
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May 8, 2023 16:38
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Just make it illegal to use computers for anything important
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May 8, 2023 16:41
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Bad Purchase posted:if your password is all asterisks it can never be revealed pissword
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May 8, 2023 16:51
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run on sentience posted:I think you should be allowed one typo per password and it's still accepted.
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May 8, 2023 17:18
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Sometimes I need my password somewhere else so I just change the input type from 'password' to 'text' in the browser dev console to remember what it was. Also the concept of the individual has failed, we need to embrace modernity and allow anyone to use any account. Nice Van My Man fucked around with this message at 17:39 on May 8, 2023 |
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May 8, 2023 17:37
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erosion posted:Every .2 seconds worldwide, someone's identity is stolen. Financial and personal information is only a click away for an enterprising hacker. Thankfully, security pros have a solution: Programming all apps to immediately hide whatever you have just entered on your tiny, error prone touchscreen with an asterisk or dot or some other bullshit. Experts believe this clever practice may prevent a theoretically existing amount of identity theft every year. did this happen to you, be honest, i won't make fun of you
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May 8, 2023 17:46
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Leaving my identity unlocked in a public carpark in the hopes someone will steal it forever.
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May 8, 2023 18:02
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My amazing anti-theft car just uses rusty, peeling chome. Go ahead, open the door.
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May 8, 2023 18:05
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What's yer password, OP. Let me test to see if this works.
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May 8, 2023 18:20
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That's why when I make an online account I always leave the password box blank
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May 8, 2023 18:43
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yOU h4Ve t0 tyPE thiS WAY TO haVe A secuRE PA55werd, 0p
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May 8, 2023 19:09
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But you are or aren’t supposed to use the numbers in place of the letters because the hackers know the trick too and can hack it that way so just use password12312 anyway
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May 8, 2023 19:10
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everyone knows not to use hunter123 as your password, therefore it's the most secure
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May 8, 2023 19:10
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Devils Affricate posted:Just make it illegal to use computers for anything important
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May 8, 2023 19:20
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i gave my identity to someone who needed it more then me im sure he'll be an astronaut or something. now if you'll excuse me. me and my silver medal and broken brain need to get inside this cremation device. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZDLTM8LpP4&t=395s
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May 8, 2023 19:22
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Case closed.
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May 8, 2023 19:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e5tAlelJXc
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May 8, 2023 19:38
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I like when apple suggests a bullshit password so that you can't use it on anything that's not ur phone.
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May 8, 2023 20:58
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bossy lady posted:Simply cum into this pony jar to authenticate yourself. Our blockchain / AI powered solution analyzes your cum to determine if its really you. what happens if someone steals your cum, you can't change your cum.
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May 8, 2023 21:21
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May 8, 2023 22:15
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This is the easiest password to memorize
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May 8, 2023 22:15
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digitalist posted:what happens if someone steals your cum, you can't change your cum. The cum is analyzed for freshness. If the cum is outside of the freshness window you will not be authenticated and the cum will be confiscated.
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