What Will You Do When You're King of England

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Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Or queen. Preferably queen.

To be honest I'm not quite sure how this monarchy deal works. I presume we all take turns, since if we're not going to vote then it's the only fair way.

What will you do when it's your turn on the throne?

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 15:20 on May 8, 2023

# ? May 8, 2023 15:15

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# ? May 2, 2024 11:34

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

polish the ol' crown jewels

# ? May 8, 2023 15:19

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

When I am king I will demand the tastiest, juiciest blueberries from each crop as tribute and not giving it up will count as tax evasion as well as treason.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 15:36 on May 8, 2023

# ? May 8, 2023 15:20

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Ask the OED and BBC people to stop using the word "pudding" in a way that confuses half the world.

# ? May 8, 2023 15:21

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

i'm definitely going to eat a swan

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? May 8, 2023 15:30

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Two nobles at the same time, man. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a king I could hook that up, too; 'cause nobles dig dudes with crowns.

Thanks Justa Dandelion, Dumb Sex-Parrot, deep dish peat moss!

# ? May 8, 2023 15:39

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

go up to people eating deer at a park or w/e and say "hey that's not the king's deer, is it? haha you folks have a good time"

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# ? May 8, 2023 16:44

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

be saved by god

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? May 8, 2023 17:44

calhoun

wife dies, starts wearing a big crown calling himself "the king of England"! well, same.

# ? May 8, 2023 18:06

Ass-penny

free northern Ireland

# ? May 8, 2023 18:09

Dumb Sex-Parrot

falconry

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? May 8, 2023 18:28

Dumb Sex-Parrot

like, screw going to balmoral for the Annual Royal Hunt, just 24/7 falconry at buckingham, there's going to be feathers and birdshit everywhere

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? May 8, 2023 18:29

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Declare that I get two scoops of eels for dessert, but everyone else only gets one.

# ? May 8, 2023 20:10

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Sherbert Hoover posted:

go up to people eating deer at a park or w/e and say "hey that's not the king's deer, is it? haha you folks have a good time"

lol

# ? May 8, 2023 20:28

google THIS

Go up to random people and say "Oy, oim the bloody King of England, innit? Bob's your uncle." and they'll think I'm just being silly and using the totally wrong accent for royalty until their uncle discovers that his name has, in fact, been legally changed to Bob.

# ? May 8, 2023 20:35

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

Buttchocks posted:

Declare that I get two scoops of eels for dessert, but everyone else only gets one.

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# ? May 8, 2023 20:42

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

ave a row wiv me missus at tesco and spend alf me bank oliday in the loo

# ? May 9, 2023 00:35

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

find charlie and bring him to justice for the heinous crime of bit me

# ? May 9, 2023 00:36

slowfreq

I am pleased to announce that England is officially over. Everyone may go home.

# ? May 9, 2023 00:37

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Reinstate the East India Breading Company

# ? May 9, 2023 01:02

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

do some new colonizations for the lulz

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? May 9, 2023 01:05

Ominous Jazz: Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style

first i get the crown
then i gently caress the crown

# ? May 9, 2023 01:06

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

Ominous Jazz posted:

first i get the crown
then i gently caress the crown

there's nothing they can do about it now

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# ? May 9, 2023 01:52

frump truck: hello... again!

first i would return all the artifacts to where they're from. then i would eat a super spicy curry and cry

# ? May 9, 2023 05:15

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

Something To Do With A Horse Innit

# ? May 9, 2023 09:25

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Proclamation that, whether by machine or by hand, donuts have to be made with love & care.

Life's too short for spite donuts.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 10:02 on May 10, 2023

# ? May 9, 2023 11:37

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

put the sword back in the stone

# ? May 9, 2023 12:16

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

i'd sit in my golden carriage holding millions of british pound's worth of gems and gold and complain about being bored

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? May 9, 2023 13:03

Scaly Haylie

what will you do when you're king of england
what will you do when you're king of england
what will you do when you're king of england
early in the morning

# ? May 9, 2023 22:08

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Scold all the horses and all the men for failing to put the world's only egg person back together.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 14:20 on May 10, 2023

# ? May 10, 2023 10:03

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Bright Bart posted:

Scold all the horses and all all the men for failing to put the world's only egg person back together.

Come on!!! This is why I insisted each patrol include a veterinarian, a welder, and a cryptid physiologist. In case something like this were to happen.

One of the horses was an orthopaedic surgeon for crying out loud. Why did we even pay for Dr Mr Carrot to get fourteen years of training?

# ? May 10, 2023 10:09

alexandriao

Scaly Haylie posted:

what will you do when you're king of england
what will you do when you're king of england
what will you do when you're king of england
early in the morning

*er-liey

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)

# ? May 10, 2023 13:40

alexandriao

Bright Bart posted:

Come on!!! This is why I insisted each patrol include a veterinarian, a welder, and a cryptid physiologist. In case something like this were to happen.

One of the horses was an orthopaedic surgeon for crying out loud. Why did we even pay for Dr Mr Carrot to get fourteen years of training?

Mr Carrot's formal Dx was that Sir Egg was too scrambled to recover :negative:

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)

# ? May 10, 2023 13:41

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

prognosis: omelette

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? May 10, 2023 14:43

Stoner Sloth

Scaly Haylie posted:

what will you do when you're king of england
what will you do when you're king of england
what will you do when you're king of england
early in the morning

this made me lol for real

# ? May 10, 2023 14:47