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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > What Will You Do When You're King of England
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
 i would try to seize my claims on the mainland against the king of the french, get syphilis, and oppress the irish

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* # ? May 10, 2023 17:30
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# ? May 2, 2024 11:11
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
 or maybe i'll get invaded by both the danes and the french in short order

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* # ? May 10, 2023 17:36
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Macnult

 im going to return all museum artifacts to their proper owners with a heartfelt, handwritten apology

* # ? May 10, 2023 17:38
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Macnult

 im gonna say “gently caress” on national television

* # ? May 10, 2023 17:39
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Macnult

 sweatpants are now formal wear but they have to be the nice looking jogger kind

* # ? May 10, 2023 17:40
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Ass-penny

Macnult posted:

im gonna say “gently caress” on national television

:yeshaha:

* # ? May 11, 2023 01:15
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Ass-penny

 I'm going to go on tv and kiss my cat on her forehead :3:

* # ? May 11, 2023 01:16
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big black turnout



 I'm going to release a single with Snoop Dogg


* # ? May 11, 2023 01:17
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Take my second bath

* # ? May 11, 2023 01:21
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WithoutTheFezOn
Oh no

big black turnout posted:

Replace Parliament with Parliament Funkadelic
And start training elite squads of Bop Gunners.

* # ? May 11, 2023 01:31
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The Voice of Labor

 I'm going to crack down on all the noncery

* # ? May 11, 2023 01:43
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

The Voice of Labour posted:

I'm going to crack down on all the noncery
* # ? May 11, 2023 01:47
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Ass-penny

 Smoke a joint on top of big Ben

* # ? May 11, 2023 04:03
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

rear end-penny posted:

Smoke a joint on top of big Ben

u know big ben is the bell not the building itself right

* # ? May 11, 2023 04:17
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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Areola Grande posted:

u know big ben is the bell not the building itself right

That's what makes it king sh*t.

* # ? May 11, 2023 08:31
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Ass-penny

Areola Grande posted:

u know big ben is the bell not the building itself right

after that I'm going to smoke a joint on top of your mom :rowdytrout:

* # ? May 11, 2023 13:35
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Declare that every spindle in the land be confiscated and burned. Then all the butter churns, the offset presses, leather punches, hat racks, etc. until someone tackles me.

* # ? May 11, 2023 18:29
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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
 proclaim that it's ok to say "England" instead of "the united kingdom" we know what you mean

* # ? May 13, 2023 18:33
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 Make all the swans live in Buckingham palace with me

* # ? May 13, 2023 19:11
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Weka

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Feudalism 2: enfeof this!

* # ? May 16, 2023 01:09
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your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


canyoneer posted:

proclaim that it's ok to say "England" instead of "the united kingdom" we know what you mean


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

* # ? May 16, 2023 16:18
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Macnult

 effective immediately, no one has to do that accent anymore

* # ? May 16, 2023 16:52
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Finger Prince


 Abolish the monarchy

* # ? May 16, 2023 18:06
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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
 honor the finest traditions of the royal navy by renaming the flagship hms queen elizabeth to hms woodcock

* # ? May 17, 2023 05:58
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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
 removing the gendered language in the HM prefix so it's no longer "his/her majesty" but just "horny majesty"

* # ? May 17, 2023 06:03
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Finger Prince


 Grant a knighthood to my dog.

* # ? May 17, 2023 06:09
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Slumpy
 oi im going to have meself a cum

slumpy
* # ? May 18, 2023 06:06
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Ass-penny

Slumpy posted:

oi im going to have meself a cum

:hmmyes:

* # ? May 18, 2023 19:05
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Ass-penny

 and for my first order as king, blast fat ropes :gizz:

* # ? May 18, 2023 19:06
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cruft

 The Queen of England. All night long. :pervert:

* # ? May 18, 2023 19:07
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
>Replace eye with Eye of Victoria.

>Replace hand with Hand of Victoria.

* # ? May 19, 2023 04:29
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# ? May 2, 2024 11:11
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Ass-penny

Buttchocks posted:

>Replace eye with Eye of Victoria.

>Replace hand with Hand of Victoria.

:hmmorks:

* # ? May 19, 2023 04:36
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