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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
polish the ol' crown jewels

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Declare that I get two scoops of eels for dessert, but everyone else only gets one.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Reinstate the East India Breading Company

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
put the sword back in the stone

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Sell off all the royal estate and just live in the throne room and have takeout delivered every day.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Take my second bath

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Declare that every spindle in the land be confiscated and burned. Then all the butter churns, the offset presses, leather punches, hat racks, etc. until someone tackles me.

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
>Replace eye with Eye of Victoria.

>Replace hand with Hand of Victoria.

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