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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
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You see it everywhere... Movies, TV shows, adult movies, ... Basically any form of media where people need to act like they're gaming they can't act with a controller at all!

Instead of trying to use the controller in a realistic way, they just start button mashing in a way that makes no sense. I often see them spamming one button like X for an entire scene. They often spam one of the shoulder buttons at the same time.
Another thing that seems common is shaking with the controller like it's some sort of Wii remote and I rarely see them using the joysticks at all. When they do it obviously makes no sense.

It doesn't matter what gender or age they have. Even the stereotypical 20 year old guy would still do these same things like they've never seen a controller before.

This bothers me so much... You could have the most amazing high budget blockbuster movie and they would still not care about how normal people use a controller! Is it so hard to pull off or does nobody care?




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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

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the audience is stupiud af op and they need to see the actors really engaging with the controller to know whats going on

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
"huh? he's holding the controller but just pushing the sticks around... is he even playing game? i don';t understand whats going on in this scene"

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Actors gently caress

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Oh man, imagine them trying to act out how to use the NS64 controller.

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Because when actors aren’t making millions of dollars at work they spend their free time having sex and being beautiful and being lavished with praise instead of figuring out the authentic button combo to do the triple hadouken I think

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

studying shakespeare at the rsc only to be cast in a mad catz commercial.

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Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
They’re playing Halo op

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Consoles suck poo poo OP.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Spamming X is how I win at Mortal Kombat

It's not a good strategy but it works sometimes

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Give alec baldwin a NES zapper and the dog goes down and stays down

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

That's nothing. You know how often actors hold fishing rods upside down?

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

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Treecko posted:

Spamming X is how I win at Mortal Kombat

It's not a good strategy but it works sometimes

Funniest part is when it works and you get an angry hate message about how bad you are when they can't even adapt to you literally doing one simple thing over and over

Like yeah I'm bad then what do you think that says about you

Phyein fucked around with this message at 19:20 on May 9, 2023

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
I just want shows to go back to the sfx from Atari 2600 Pac-Man

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Apr 6, 2011

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I like when they’re using a PlayStation controller and then they show the tv screen and it’s a Mario game

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010



These guys know what's up

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
it's because in those pornos where someone is playing xbox they're not actually playing a game for real (otherwise the camera would show the tv, where the real interesting action is taking place)

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Because they aren't actually playing games while acting in a scene. The controller is functionally just a prop and they have other things to concentrate on like remembering lines or being melodramatic.

Roumba
Jun 29, 2005
Buglord
I mean, lots of them are bad at acting lile they are driving a car when they (I assume) have lots of experience driving a car. It's probably a combination of them needing to focus on all the traditional aspects of "acting" added to the artificialness of trying to drive without all the usual stimuli involved with driving, plus the viewer understands the conciets of the production of visual media, even if they are pedants.

It's sort of like how mime-ing the jerk off motion is evocative and symbolic, not a realistic 1:1 motion-study demonstration of someone cranking their invisible hog.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
It's because actually playing the video game is too distracting apparently OP, they tried it for Shaun of the Dead and kept flubbing lines because Simon Pegg got too into playing Timesplitters during the shoot.

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

wait until you hear about driving scenes

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
We shouldnt encourage this "gaming" in our films and stage performances.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

NoiseAnnoys posted:

wait until you hear about driving scenes

The old driving scenes from like the black and white 50s movies ruled, should do that again.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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Acting’s not even that hard. Like “Oh pish posh wherefore art thou blah blah”. Gaming is WAY harder if you ask me.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I can act playing a game better than actually doing it

Hire me, Hollywood

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

I never paid attention, I'm more interested in the porn that's about to happen.

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Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Stepbrother why is your controller upside down?

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

PureEvil6_13 posted:

Oh man, imagine them trying to act out how to use the NS64 controller.

There was a bit in Trailer Park Boys where they were playing N64 and they were holding it mostly right except they were holding the analog stick between their finger and thumb.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I just think of Tony Soprano trying to use an N64 controller

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Hold my gabagoul Tony, you'll never win Mario Kart like that

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Apr 6, 2011

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Hey Ton’, yous think I should cap this goombah or what, eh?

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Coincidentally my brother was complaining to me yesterday about a scene in Breaking Bad where Jesse and Brock play Sonic and SEGA All-Stars Racing with Dreamcast controllers when the game never came out in that console.

In return I shared with him a similar grievance about the scene where Jesse plays id Software’s RAGE with a light gun when the game was in fact a normal FPS.

Boy I sure hope they fired their videogame consultant for those blunders

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

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loving hate video game blunders......

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

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It's gone now.
I'm actually curious how I'd look trying to mimic playing a videogame when there's nothing onscreen. So much of that poo poo is muscle memory that I usually have to mime things out when I'm asked how to do something in a game.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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The only time I remember a video game being played accurately was a Saturday Night Live sketch about Wario Land: Shake It! where it looked like Alec Baldwin was jerking two guys off.

e: s34e16 - it's on Peacock!

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 20:42 on May 9, 2023

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May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Mulaney Power Move posted:

That's nothing. You know how often actors hold fishing rods upside down?

Hey listen i go fishing a lot and I've noticed that holding the rod upside down is not the sole provenance of actors

For example your mom is adept at holding the rod from all angles

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Chrs posted:

There was a bit in Trailer Park Boys where they were playing N64 and they were holding it mostly right except they were holding the analog stick between their finger and thumb.

i thought that was weird as well until i learned that's the way youre supposed to hold the stick if you're piloting a RC car or whatever

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May 9, 2023

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Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Das Boo posted:

I'm actually curious how I'd look trying to mimic playing a videogame when there's nothing onscreen. So much of that poo poo is muscle memory that I usually have to mime things out when I'm asked how to do something in a game.

actors mimicking people playing on computers is the poo poo it's so funny

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Vim Fuego posted:

...
Instead of trying to use the controller in a realistic way, they just start button mashing in a way that makes no sense. I often see them spamming one button like X for an entire scene. They often spam one of the shoulder buttons at the same time.
Another thing that seems common is shaking with the controller like it's some sort of Wii remote and I rarely see them using the joysticks at all. When they do it obviously makes no sense.
Isn't this how you're supposed to play with a controller though?

I only use keyboard and mouse.

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