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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
What’s your excuse?

Did someone use uncouth language you find disagreeable?

Did someone hurt your feelings and make you feel like a big ol pussy?

What’s it like to report someone? Please guide me through the process, and give me tips.

And be careful in this thread. If anyone steps out of line… I just might report YOU!

Bloodfart McCoy fucked around with this message at 17:34 on May 10, 2023

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Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I'm sure this is getting reported by the sad sack crew right this minute.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
If you personally cause somebody to be banned they will be your servant in the afterlife

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

What’s your excuse?

Did someone use uncouth language you find disagreeable?

Did someone hurt your feelings and make you feel like a big ol pussy?

What’s it like to report someone? Please guide me through the process, and give me tips.

And be careful in this thread. If anyone steps out of line… I just might report YOU!

i once reported teen witch for making a thread i hated but i can't remember what it was or why it incensed me so much

my second report was smugworth for saying "t'vark" instyead of "tardvark" constantly. sick of his cowardice. if he wants to call aardvark a retard he should commit to the bit

those are my only 2 reports

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

reported

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I've said it before and I'll say it again. More than 1 report a week should result in a permaban.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I only hit the report button to snitch on insane reregs OP

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I was going to call out the OP but I can't find a report sadly :(

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
I only use it on social media sites to select the "I suspect self harm" option so the users gets the automated notification

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I was going to call out the OP but I can't find a report sadly :(

https://youtu.be/IkNo9QTKS_c

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

should be able to generate a list of all a posters reports like the rap sheet

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I was going to call out the OP but I can't find a report sadly :(

Can you check my history

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I reported someone one since they would not shut up about My Little Pony.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Do you think someone reported this post or did it go untouched, even forgotten, until a mod saw it in the thread and queued something up independently?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Where's Vincent van report to give us his unfettered opinion on the report button

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i once reported teen witch for making a thread i hated but i can't remember what it was or why it incensed me so much

my second report was smugworth for saying "t'vark" instyead of "tardvark" constantly. sick of his cowardice. if he wants to call aardvark a retard he should commit to the bit

those are my only 2 reports

lol

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
This sounds like a challenge, bring it on bitch

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I push the report button constantly, it is the only real source of power and authority that I have in this life :sigh:

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

EorayMel posted:

Do you think someone reported this post or did it go untouched, even forgotten, until a mod saw it in the thread and queued something up independently?

Probably some dickhead with diabetes just jealous they can’t enjoy soda anymore.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Having briefly scanned your horrible post, I think you deserved it

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Treecko posted:

Having briefly scanned your horrible post, I think you deserved it

Is it too late for me to make amends and apologize?

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
It's never too late to start

Mr_Companie
Jul 4, 2003

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?
we need functionality to see every posters snitchin report card

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

What’s your excuse?

Did someone use uncouth language you find disagreeable?

Did someone hurt your feelings and make you feel like a big ol pussy?

What’s it like to report someone? Please guide me through the process, and give me tips.

And be careful in this thread. If anyone steps out of line… I just might report YOU!

I'm not a snitch either, op.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I ain’t no snitch Ton’

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

I use it to request thread title changes

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
I never have because just like REM said, everybody hurts

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Seeing posts I don't like is incredibly upsetting to me

I reckon I have to report 100-200 posts a day

It's exhausting

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

OP, I've hit the report button to help out the Something Awful Forums, and make it a better community. It's like picking up trash off the side of the road, and then a police officer smiles and waves at me.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i once reported teen witch for making a thread i hated but i can't remember what it was or why it incensed me so much

my second report was smugworth for saying "t'vark" instyead of "t*rdv*rk" constantly. sick of his cowardice. if he wants to call aardvark a r*t*rd he should commit to the bit

those are my only 2 reports

Reported

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i click it by accident sometimes

do i simply hit the back button or do i invent some insidious reason for continuing with the report? that's for me to know...

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





Hard to imagine something more pathetic than reporting or ignoring. You're basically admitting you can't control your emotions towards, of all things, a post.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

sure okay posted:

Hard to imagine something more pathetic than reporting or ignoring. You're basically admitting you can't control your emotions towards, of all things, a post.

it's because I care about the forums and don't want it to be flooded with poo poo posting

Reported

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I heard somewhere that if you don’t smash report every time you see a post that doesn’t meet all of a few hundred different requirements you are a “freak” and a “weirdo” and are doing active harm to the community.

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





Smugworth posted:

it's because I care about the forums and don't want it to be flooded with poo poo posting

Reported

Sad, then, that by advocating everyone be as snitchy as you you're making the place tangibly worse!

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
:lol: if Smugworth has actually reported a post. Just :lol:

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Smugworth posted:

it's because I care about the forums

Lol

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I heard somewhere that if you don’t smash report every time you see a post that doesn’t meet all of a few hundred different requirements you are a “freak” and a “weirdo” and are doing active harm to the community.

Yup absolutely this

sure okay posted:

Sad, then, that by advocating everyone be as snitchy as you you're making the place tangibly worse!

Reported for freak posting

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

:lol: if Smugworth has actually reported a post. Just :lol:

Reported for weirdo posting




Reported for both freak and weirdo posting

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I'm seeing some deeply disturbing posts in the history of some of these freaks and weirdos and believe me they will not go unreported :f5h:

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Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I don't even have a report button, I think someone was supposed to work on that

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