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My dog pissed on me again this morning
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May 11, 2023 13:53
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I start work at 6am op
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May 11, 2023 13:55
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I woke up at like 10:50PM last night because I ate a burger then passed out at 2PM while still on the clock, but who cares
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May 11, 2023 13:57
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I start work at 8 and try and hit the gym for 7. Im off this week though but lm still up pretty early.
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May 11, 2023 13:58
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I work nights OP so I am actually up late. Piss on your dog until your dog gets the point.
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May 11, 2023 13:58
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My spouse wanted us to watch the sunrise together and I’m not making this a pleasant experience
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May 11, 2023 13:59
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My nose was running but I was too tired to catch it
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May 11, 2023 14:01
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:
I had to piss on my dog this morning and I’m not making it a pleasant experience
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May 11, 2023 14:01
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Had a headache. Popped a couple of Anacin and drank some coffee and now it’s gone 
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May 11, 2023 14:04
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A fox was screamjng outside my open window
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May 11, 2023 14:05
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I had a uni lecture and when i showed up there were only 3 other people there so he rushed through it in like half an hour
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May 11, 2023 14:07
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I get up at 620 to leave for my commute at 730 cuz I'm fuckin poo poo at waking up
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May 11, 2023 14:11
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All those dicks at the ol bj factory aint gonna suck themselves
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May 11, 2023 14:15
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ElectricSheep posted:I get up at 620 to leave for my commute at 730 cuz I'm fuckin poo poo at waking up 
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May 11, 2023 14:16
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i had to go feed my uncles racing pigeons for him
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May 11, 2023 14:18
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Had to take a huge poo poo
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May 11, 2023 14:22
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Had to take a huge poo poo Hope you took a page from OP’s dog.
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May 11, 2023 14:28
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:A fox was screamjng outside my open window what did it say?
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May 11, 2023 14:28
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blight rhino posted:what did it say? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmn9asN-8AE
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May 11, 2023 14:33
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i just have to pee lots because i have diabetes or some kind of cancer not finding out
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May 11, 2023 14:45
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Someone's gotta run this place, may as well be me.
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May 11, 2023 14:45
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I had man knock on door selling sleep aids and I said ain't it a bit early mate He said No
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May 11, 2023 14:48
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Toddler was wailing
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May 11, 2023 14:51
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Had to take a huge poo poo yeah
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May 11, 2023 14:56
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Had to start posting early before the mean posters wake up and cyber bully me
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May 11, 2023 15:18
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The birds are too drat loud at 5:30 to sleep any longer
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May 11, 2023 15:20
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N. Senada posted:Had to start posting early before the mean posters wake up and cyber bully me You stink
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May 11, 2023 15:35
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Dogs needed to piss
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May 11, 2023 15:59
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Couldn't sleep. Got an interview. Wheeeeee.
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May 11, 2023 16:33
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My weekday set up is: 6:45 7:00 7:10 7:45 Leave home at 8:20 Wee fucked around with this message at 16:42 on May 11, 2023 |
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May 11, 2023 16:38
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I'm still sleepig
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May 11, 2023 16:38
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My cat jumped on my bladder while I was asleep
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May 11, 2023 17:48
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i didn't have to, i just did?
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May 11, 2023 17:50
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My loving kid wakes up at loving 6:15
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May 11, 2023 17:50
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I have to get up early to be paid because part of capitalism is landlords and having offices.
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May 11, 2023 17:52
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Ninja practice starts at 5:30
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May 11, 2023 17:56
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Trading a bunch of stuff for a switch oled with some guy in a parking lot
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May 11, 2023 18:41
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My chipmunk was running crazy on his giant wheel. Yes, chipmunks can be really loud. Loud enough
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May 11, 2023 18:48
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we're gonna need a 2 hour buffer on this blitzkrieg
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May 11, 2023 18:49
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Can't boof drugs all day if you don't get started early
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