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I like u watho. u have a hot posting voice. let's line up a few dozen dates if u feel the same way *wink*
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cmon byob the human race isn't going to reproduce itself and besides, we need more yobbers 
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May 12, 2023 05:32
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Areola Grande posted:imagine giving birth to the most sexually desirable pokemon imaginable i was specifically asked to stop imagining this
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May 12, 2023 05:47
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FutonForensic posted:i was specifically asked to stop imagining this ITT it is allowed. let's get lewd lest our kind shall die out soon |
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May 12, 2023 05:50
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seductively fingering the power button on my monitor. Why hello there, handsome... |
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May 12, 2023 06:18
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May 12, 2023 06:26
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bingo bango... i know where you live... and I live there too bb....
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May 12, 2023 06:36
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May 12, 2023 06:44
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Buttchocks posted:seductively fingering the power button on my monitor. this is a good start. now it's time for some real knuckle grease don't be afraid 2 rlly get in there |
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May 12, 2023 07:37
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mods never bother checking anymore so nudes should be fine ITT 
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FutonForensic posted:i was specifically asked to stop imagining this |
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May 12, 2023 10:44
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Areola Grande posted:mods never bother checking anymore so nudes should be fine ITT I cannot endorse this post, but I'm not sure I cannot not endorse it (please do not break the rules or I will have to look sharply in your direction with a disapproving expression)
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i'm seductively arranging my lego collection into an attractive pattern
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Buttchocks posted:seductively fingering the power button on my monitor. turn on your monitor?
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i keep offering to suck his dick but he says after our shift he just doesnt want to think about work anymore 
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:i keep offering to suck his dick but he says after our shift he just doesnt want to think about work anymore  I thought we agreed 2 keep this private
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May 12, 2023 18:07
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hey honey, I got some pastel blue and purple body paint....let's do stripes. Her: No pale yellow?? You're sleeping on the couch. |
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May 12, 2023 18:48
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Buttchocks posted:hey honey, I got some pastel blue and purple body paint....let's do stripes.
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May 12, 2023 19:04
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Buttchocks posted:hey honey, I got some pastel blue and purple body paint....let's do stripes. lol |
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itt with a wine glass full of blue fluid and a raised eyebrow
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How Wonderful! posted:itt with a wine glass full of blue fluid and a raised eyebrow  I see u there
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hey guys im here to shake my money-maker
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im here to shake my titty honker
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im the bad boy of byob. yobbers want to be with me and lurkers want to be like me. nobody will tell me what kissing is like though |
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frump truck posted:im the bad boy of byob. yobbers want to be with me and lurkers want to be like me. nobody will tell me what kissing is like though You can always do what landed me my first kiss in high school: Be in the right place at the right time when college girls pass by and one of them tells you they're doing a scavenger hunt where kissing a stranger for one minute is on the list. (At least I like to think she was being honest and it wasn't some dare for money to kiss the skinny ginger boy.) Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 18:06 on May 13, 2023 |
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I don't need your pity, but god I want it, I want it so bad. |
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Buttchocks posted:hey honey, I got some pastel blue and purple body paint....let's do stripes. |
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May 13, 2023 16:20
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Drops pants to expose my bright red rear end like a macaque
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RepeatingMeme posted:Drops pants to expose my bright red rear end like a macaque oh, you wear pants? that's kind of a deal breaker for me. can't cage this bird the bird is my peen |
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Buttchocks posted:hey honey, I got some pastel blue and purple body paint....let's do stripes. 
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