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Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Self explanatory.

# ? May 13, 2023 13:38

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 22:44

Finger Prince

I am not Iron Man, but... I have a Timex Ironman watch, which is kind of the same.

# ? May 13, 2023 16:48

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

but damnit my khakis need pleating.

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? May 13, 2023 16:49

Leraika: Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.

I sure am a Female

# ? May 13, 2023 17:02

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Leraika posted:

I sure am a Female

Period joke :dadjoke:

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? May 13, 2023 17:13

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

"but i have made love to a pepper pot. pleased to meet you, my name's peter piper"

# ? May 13, 2023 17:18

frump truck: hello... again!

...but I am Iron Man. sike

frump truck fucked around with this message at 03:59 on May 14, 2023

# ? May 13, 2023 17:45

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

... but I am a man, and I am very heavy

# ? May 13, 2023 19:12

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

...that is definitely scabies.

# ? May 13, 2023 20:01

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

..I am kind of rusty

# ? May 13, 2023 20:05

Finger Prince

... I am Tony Stark, billionaire industrialist, a man who has no secret identities or aliases at all, least of all a man of iron, or anything of the sort, and to suggest such is preposterous, and dare I say it, slander, and you'll find yourself in a pretty precarious legal position if you continue that line of questioning.

# ? May 13, 2023 21:04

free Trapt CD: *~~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
*~~*

...I am a 45-year-old investment banker in some sort of funny situation

e: wrong thread sorry

# ? May 14, 2023 18:32

Machai

I'm not Ironman, but I do have a lot of lead in my body.

Signed, a boomer.

# ? May 14, 2023 19:41

Machai

Does Pepper Potts have a side business where she sells things like candles scented to smell like her pepper pot?

# ? May 14, 2023 19:42

Finger Prince

Machai posted:

Does Pepper Potts have a side business where she sells things like candles scented to smell like her pepper pot?

Nah, her side business is more like selling weird pseudo-health products for people suffering from a surplus of disposable income.

# ? May 14, 2023 22:51

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

�that would be a good name for a band.

# ? May 14, 2023 23:30

Stoner Sloth

i still rust when it rains. it's an unfortunate medical condition :smith:

# ? May 14, 2023 23:38

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

I am Ferrous Bueller

# ? May 15, 2023 00:25

Machai

I am not Ironman, but I will grow up to be him. Right now I am Bronzeboy.

# ? May 15, 2023 00:32

Machai

I'm not Ironman, but I do have a problem with alcohol.

# ? May 15, 2023 04:32

nut

I am not Iron Man, but I will be equally difficult to kick out of this Walmart

# ? May 15, 2023 05:06

Escape From Noise

... I'll make your bedrock.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? May 15, 2023 05:21

Finger Prince

Escape From Noise posted:

... I'll make your bedrock.

That is a tenuous at best mining reference but I want you to know I am totally down with it.

# ? May 15, 2023 05:34

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

i am however the tin man

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? May 15, 2023 14:46

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

I'm not Iron, man but when I'm inside you'll go supernova

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? May 15, 2023 14:57

alexandriao

I am not Iron Man, but I'd like to be boss of the dick sucking factory one day

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)

# ? May 15, 2023 15:28

Escape From Noise

I'm not Iron Mad, I'm disappointed.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? May 15, 2023 15:37

google THIS

I am not Iron Man, but I am attracted to you. :grin:

So I am still some sort of ferromagnetic man, possibly Nickel Man or Cobalt Man.

google THIS fucked around with this message at 17:21 on May 15, 2023

# ? May 15, 2023 17:19

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

I'm not Iron Man but on my birthday I wear my suit stark.

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? May 15, 2023 17:25

Escape From Noise

I am not Iron Man, but I do have a drinking problem.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? May 15, 2023 17:34

Dumb Sex-Parrot

I'm not Iron Mna, but he calls me his little buddy. That's right: His little buddy.

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? May 15, 2023 17:37

Escape From Noise

Q: Are We Not Iron Men?
A: We Are Devo

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? May 15, 2023 17:50

Machai

I'm not Ironman, but I am Ironyman

# ? May 15, 2023 17:51

Goons Are Gifts

Now I'm rust man.

# ? May 15, 2023 18:54

Ass-penny

canyoneer posted:

I am Ferrous Bueller

# ? May 15, 2023 22:45

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

I'm not Iron Man, but I also feel vulnerable without my electronics

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# ? May 16, 2023 20:33

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

Escape From Noise posted:

Q: Are We Not Iron Men?
A: We Are Devo

# ? May 17, 2023 05:36

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

HUSKY DILF posted:

long time no see. what's up fool we're getting hosed up in the trashed crew thread

join us :regd10:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? May 17, 2023 05:45

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

Areola Grande posted:

long time no see. what's up fool we're getting hosed up in the trashed crew thread

join us

it�s time to do something my liver will regret and wander over

# ? May 17, 2023 05:53

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 22:44

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

i am not iron man, but i'll give it a tri

# ? May 17, 2023 06:05

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