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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/special-roll-sushi-restaurant-blamed-152041468.html

well i mean it sucks that people died but i would say their first mistake was probably eating sushi in Montana

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Another case of unskilled eating, noobs trying to go for high skill requirement food because they're trying so hard for validation, if they had just accepted that they were noobs this wouldn't have happened.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khtL7jOuq4Y

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
The sushi episode of Doug is the first time I ever heard of or saw sushi and i thought it was like eating a little rubber tire for years

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Theoretically I like sushi. I like everything that goes into it.

In practice though, I don't like it. It does feel like eating a tire to me. I wouldn't turn it down if I was starving, but I don't go out of my way to get it.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I only eat fried trash sushi anyway.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Yes on veggie sushi & wasabi, raw fish can gently caress off forever tho.

I used to love sushi

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
i like to see the muscle spasms in my sashimi

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
oh they didn't even die from fish they died to freaking MUSHROOMS. how pathetic what is this the last of us????

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I like sushi a lot, it's a pretty common food here and you can get salmon and stuff all the time. There's really strict rules for it tho.

Also according to the article it wasn't even a case of raw fish, it was "cultured morels" imported via CA from China. They got the bad batch of mushrooms.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Lmao what kind of a dweeb eats mushroom sashimi. What's next, raw cucumber slices? Carrot sticks?!? An apple?!?!?

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Put enough soy sauce and wasabi on it and you won't even notice til you're dead

Morels should be cooked in butter not in Dave's shittily thought out sushi

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
i would have instead simply ordered a cheeseburger and a beer and not died

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


https://i.imgur.com/yEpE9lb.mp4

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I don't like sushi very much but after trying it a bunch of times I realized what I really don't like is cold clammy rice

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I'll take pickled ginger and seseme seaweed salad to my grave

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

a few weeks ago I was visiting my folks place near ottawa. My nephew and his wife suggested we do sushi the one night for dinner.

We went to a sushi place in petawawa, obviously it wasn't very good. But my sister and nephew kept saying how good it was?

I didn't have the heart to say how poo poo it was.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
If you go to a sushi place and just order a bunch of mushrooms you deserve some sort of punishment tbh. Death penalty was perhaps a bit harsh though

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Don't eat sushi in a place where you can't see the ocean.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I think Doug’s dad and grandma were the same person.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

McGavin posted:

Don't eat mushrooms in a place where you can't see the forest.

Ftfy

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I don't like sushi very much but after trying it a bunch of times I realized what I really don't like is cold clammy rice

Sushi sucks rear end just say it because it's true

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



hey you know what I don't need tonight Smugworth? Your attitude!!

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

McGavin posted:

Don't eat sushi in a place where you can't see the ocean.

This rule would destroy Las Vegas

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Treecko posted:

I'll take pickled ginger and seseme seaweed salad to my grave

Pickled ginger is so loving good I can eat it straight from the jar but shouldnt because of lead warnings (!?)

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

All sushi rules. Sorry, folks.

But I still dig y’all :glomp:

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
They tried to warn us!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW2i6zBkThU

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I only eat vegetable sushi op

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Killed by :shroom:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Prolly lovely foraged false morels

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I’m on some other killer mushrooms tonight :question::question::question:

Ez8
Aug 5, 2004

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I’m on some other killer mushrooms tonight :question::question::question:

Is your name Patty Mayonnaise? Because you're loving funny.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Ez8 posted:

Is your name Patty Mayonnaise? Because you're loving funny.

Ayy lmao

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Dammit I wanna be Mr Drink!

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
I remember the "muscle memory" thing of octopus, or squid, or whatever.

Poke the meat on a nigiri and it would coil up.

I was at the bar for lunch and the lady next to me ordered some; and then completely freaked out that it was still moving. I was saying that is pretty wild. The chef was saying its totally normal, but she was not having it. I was all, "well I'll try it". So I got it; she handed it straight over. It was delicious and I wasn't charged for it. Delicious free sushi.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i try to get super legit omakase sushi once a year. then i go out and get hammered.

horrid bathroom situation the next day but its worth it.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcPc18SG6uA

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

Prolly lovely foraged false morels

I get all my mushrooms from Temu

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Dave's Sushi lmao

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
morel mushrooms are divine but I'm not sure I'd want it in anything "sushi"

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