if you acquire a bidet do you still need to shower

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > if you acquire a bidet do you still need to shower

olives black: Nov 24, 2017; LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

i've heard that bum wipes make water treatment plant workers' lives hell

olives black fucked around with this message at 21:10 on May 17, 2023

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olives black: Nov 24, 2017; LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

You don't actually need to shower to begin with. Developing a layer of grime protects you from the elements better than smooth skin.

Smugworth posted:

That's called seasoning, if you do it right a fried egg will slide right off you

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Wee posted:

Just rub the poo poo around for a few months rather than wiping, so your rear end and thighs get a sleek glass-like brown patina that everything just slides off cleanly

Colonel Cancer posted:

Its like seasoning your cast iron

# ¿ May 18, 2023 02:32

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