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nut

 any of y’all know how to keep them away

* # ? May 18, 2023 01:07
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
leprosy

:tipshat:





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

* # ? May 18, 2023 01:12
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HUSKY DILF

aggressively chill
 try very hard not to have insurance

* # ? May 18, 2023 03:10
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Stoner Sloth

 high velocity apples

* # ? May 18, 2023 03:16
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nut

 I tend to just tell them I’m good

* # ? May 18, 2023 14:08
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FutonForensic

 schedule a prostate exam but leave the prostate at home


* # ? May 18, 2023 17:46
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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas

nut posted:

any of y’all know how to keep them away

rude!





-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!
* # ? May 19, 2023 03:59
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Stoner Sloth

nut posted:

I tend to just tell them I’m good

i had a medicine earlier

* # ? May 19, 2023 04:35
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Stoner Sloth posted:

i had a medicine earlier

:rznv: :yossame:





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

* # ? May 19, 2023 04:44
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
scrubs look comfy. doctors ITT confirm/deny?

* # ? May 19, 2023 04:48
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Dumb Sex-Parrot

 
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my ol' man used to say "an orange a day keeps the doctor away". i say it's apples and not oranges. maybe the common denominator is fruit keeps the doctor away but i'm not comparing apples to oranges






thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

* # ? May 19, 2023 07:42
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Escape From Noise

 Very carefully! 😂



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig
* # ? May 19, 2023 08:26
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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Buttchocks posted:

scrubs look comfy. doctors ITT confirm/deny?

They are pajamas yes but they're mostly polyester.

* # ? May 19, 2023 08:34
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cruft

Buttchocks posted:

scrubs look comfy. doctors ITT confirm/deny?

Cruftwife says yes, they're comfy, but the more important thing is that patients treat you more respectfully.

* # ? May 19, 2023 13:42
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google THIS

 Do not under any circumstances have two apples a day

* # ? May 19, 2023 13:44
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HUSKY DILF

aggressively chill

Buttchocks posted:

scrubs look comfy. doctors ITT confirm/deny?

yes the pairs that have been washed twenty thousand times are comfy as hell those are the ones you steal

* # ? May 19, 2023 13:49
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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

cruft posted:

Cruftwife says yes, they're comfy, but the more important thing is that patients treat you more respectfully.

Only in some countries. In the NHS nurses and other staff wear scrubs but doctors are expected to dress like gentlemen and ladies because British people instinctively follow orders from their betters.

* # ? May 19, 2023 14:12
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Escape From Noise

Bright Bart posted:

British people instinctively follow orders from their betters.

... but enough about Johnny Rotten!



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig
* # ? May 19, 2023 14:16
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cruft

Bright Bart posted:

Only in some countries. In the NHS nurses and other staff wear scrubs but doctors are expected to dress like gentlemen and ladies because British people instinctively follow orders from their betters.

Interesting! That's very unamerican!

* # ? May 19, 2023 14:27
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Bright Bart posted:

Only in some countries. In the NHS nurses and other staff wear scrubs but doctors are expected to dress like gentlemen and ladies because British people instinctively follow orders from their betters.

Curly wigs and all?

* # ? May 19, 2023 17:33
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nut

Stoner Sloth posted:

i had a medicine earlier
* # ? May 19, 2023 19:39
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Khanstant
 reposting because ppl should not trust apple trees anymore, they are working with the doctors
* # ? May 20, 2023 01:06
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Khanstant posted:

reposting because ppl should not trust apple trees anymore, they are working with the doctors
* # ? May 20, 2023 01:11
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


 i have turned my front, back, and side yards into recreations of Verdun vicinity c. June, 1916 and that seems to work very well.


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!
* # ? May 20, 2023 01:32
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


 'a barrage of mustard gas a day keeps the doctor away'


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!
* # ? May 20, 2023 01:33
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FutonForensic

Khanstant posted:

reposting because ppl should not trust apple trees anymore, they are working with the doctors



lol


* # ? May 20, 2023 04:35
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FutonForensic posted:

schedule a prostate exam but leave the prostate at home

patting my entire body before i leave the house to make sure i didn't forget my wallet, keys and prostate

* # ? May 20, 2023 05:56
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nut

Khanstant posted:

reposting because ppl should not trust apple trees anymore, they are working with the doctors
* # ? May 21, 2023 22:35
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Escape From Noise

 More like PhDicks



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig
* # ? May 22, 2023 01:00
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HELLOMYNAMEIS___

nut posted:

any of y’all know how to keep them away

i have a tin of heart-shaped mints on the table and it says "a ❤ a day keeps the doctor away". so, my answer is "heart", or possibly mints.

* # ? May 22, 2023 02:39
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HELLOMYNAMEIS___

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

i have a tin of heart-shaped mints on the table and it says "a ❤ a day keeps the doctor away". so, my answer is "heart", or possibly mints.

so, this is my definitive answer to this thread:
* # ? May 23, 2023 16:12
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