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Everyone knows all the current ideologys have failed. Capitalism? Killing the world. Marxism-Leninism? Couldn't overcome the powerful urge of wanting pizza. Monarchism? Inbreeding. Fascism? Too much racism. Liberalism? Too much liberals. Anarchism? Too much cringe. Posadism? Aliens have abandoned us. Maoism? The Sparrows are smarter than us. MAGAism? CHUDS, need i say more?? Dengism? Taking too long. Trotskyism? Revolutions are tiring. Doomerism? Won't leave the house. Libertarianism? Too concerned about the age of consent. All of those failures mean its up to us goons, the modern day political philosophers that we are, to save the world and come up with an ideology that will finally be the one to unite the world. Let's get the ground running with how power should be distributed and work our way over to whether money should be a concept. really queer Christmas has issued a correction as of 14:27 on May 18, 2023 |
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power should not be distributed. we should just put it back where we found it and try to forget all about it
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May 18, 2023 01:55
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Ok, how about killism. You kill anyone whose net worth is greater than yours. Eventually this results in either a flat society or some weird understanding of net worth that subverts the rules of the system so that rich people can kill without consequence
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May 18, 2023 01:58
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Mass acceptance of the labor theory of wealth leading to the death of all laborers who do not submit to the desires of the poorest members of society: inbred wealthy aristocrats too weak and dumb to ever create value on their own. I'm gonna propose anti-primitivism. We give up on any fantasy of pastoralism or a return to a simpler past and go all in on geoengineering, arcologies, and all that other future stuff
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May 18, 2023 02:15
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The size of your sexual organs determines your place in society
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May 18, 2023 02:25
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Postmodern neomarxism with Judith Butlerian Characteristics. Class is a type of gender, which are social performances in a post structuralist world.
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May 18, 2023 02:26
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tokin opposition posted:Postmodern neomarxism with Judith Butlerian Characteristics. Class is a type of gender, which are social performances in a post structuralist world. Butlerian Jihad except it's Judith Butler
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May 18, 2023 02:32
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UKJeff posted:The size of your sexual organs determines your place in society fat pussy govt let's go
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May 18, 2023 02:34
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croup coughfield posted:fat pussy govt let's go
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tokin opposition posted:Postmodern neomarxism with Judith Butlerian Characteristics. Class is a type of gender, which are social performances in a post structuralist world. I cannot even begin to imagine the letters we're going to need to add for all of those performances. Enough letters to thinly slice every identity that could possibly exist and finally atomize everyone into their own tiny box
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May 18, 2023 02:38
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Pregulatory Capturism
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May 18, 2023 04:19
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lets give Monarcho-Stalinism a whirl. there are worse ideas.
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croup coughfield posted:fat pussy govt let's go daffy: Fat Pussy govt bugs: Fat Titty govt
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really queer Christmas posted:CHUDS, need i say more?? yes, we must say more
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May 18, 2023 04:23
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Absolute monarchy with a dog as monarch.
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really queer Christmas posted:daffy: Fat Pussy govt Dick, Pusey, tits , rear end, it’s all good “Political power is concealed by a bathing suit” - Horny Mao
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May 18, 2023 10:47
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Eagalitarianism. we put eagles in charge.
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May 18, 2023 10:50
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:Eagalitarianism. we put eagles in charge.
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May 18, 2023 10:58
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PsychoInternetHawk posted:Butlerian Jihad except it's Judith Butler
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May 18, 2023 13:06
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I'd prefer a grizzled monarchy, where a grizzly bear is monarch. Whoever it kills first every year, their family gets to make a law. Rinse and repeat until communism is achieved.
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May 18, 2023 13:43
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really queer Christmas posted:Everyone knows all the current ideologys have failed. doomerism aint gonna fail
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May 18, 2023 13:56
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really queer Christmas posted:I'd prefer a grizzled monarchy, where a grizzly bear is monarch. Whoever it kills first every year, their family gets to make a law. Rinse and repeat until communism is achieved. No laws against bear monarchs or against the bear killing people though. Also this is going to quickly devolve into people being trained to be delicious and appealing to bears in order to support a bear priest caste
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May 18, 2023 14:04
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do what makes you happy and/or satisfied with as little harm to others as you can reasonably manage.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfKtH6FCMas This but for bears
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Cranappleberry posted:do what makes you happy and/or satisfied with as little harm to others as you can reasonably manage. Nail this guy to a cross
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May 18, 2023 14:11
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Cranappleberry posted:do what makes you happy and/or satisfied with as little harm to others as you can reasonably manage. Libertarianism FTW.
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Added new failed ideologies to the OP while people keep brainstorming.
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May 18, 2023 14:27
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pot&panmonarchism, pretty self explanatory
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May 18, 2023 14:30
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worship of the three prime evils, chiefly diablo but plenty of obeisance + respect for mephisto and baal
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May 18, 2023 14:54
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To counteract the Frankist sickos who think that by doing evil acts they're actually doing good we need to create a Satanist cult that believes that doing good is actually evil..
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posthuman mormonism
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Whoever can build the tallest building is in charge
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May 18, 2023 15:02
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I'll make the logo
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croup coughfield posted:posthuman mormonism 
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May 18, 2023 15:06
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lobster shirt posted:worship of the three prime evils, chiefly diablo but plenty of obeisance + respect for mephisto and baal I would never worship the forces of evil! Instead, I propose we follow the Church of the Triune and it's three gods Dialon, Mefis, and Bala
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May 18, 2023 15:10
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almsivi liberation theology
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May 18, 2023 15:17
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m4k3 1337 5p34k t3h 1nt'l l4ngu4g3 0f d1pl0m4cy
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Weka posted:Absolute monarchy with a dog as monarch. This could be great with a good dog, but disastrous with a bad dog
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there was but one goon who could shed his preconceptions at will to formulate ideology as a joke unban getfiscal
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still better than anything we’ve got now
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