really queer Christmas posted:

Everyone knows all the current ideologys have failed.

Capitalism? Killing the world.

Marxism-Leninism? Couldn't overcome the powerful urge of wanting pizza.

Monarchism? Inbreeding.

Fascism? Too much racism.

Liberalism? Too much liberals.

Anarchism? Too much cringe.

Posadism? Aliens have abandoned us.

Maoism? The Sparrows are smarter than us.

MAGAism? CHUDS, need i say more??

Dengism? Taking too long.

Trotskyism? Revolutions are tiring.


All of those failures mean its up to us goons, the modern day political philosophers that we are, to save the world and come up with an ideology that will finally be the one to unite the world. Let's get the ground running with how power should be distributed and work our way over to whether money should be a concept.