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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Everyone knows all the current ideologys have failed.

Capitalism? Killing the world.

Marxism-Leninism? Couldn't overcome the powerful urge of wanting pizza.

Monarchism? Inbreeding.

Fascism? Too much racism.

Liberalism? Too much liberals.

Anarchism? Too much cringe.

Posadism? Aliens have abandoned us.

Maoism? The Sparrows are smarter than us.

MAGAism? CHUDS, need i say more??

Dengism? Taking too long.

Trotskyism? Revolutions are tiring.

Doomerism? Won't leave the house.

Libertarianism? Too concerned about the age of consent.


All of those failures mean its up to us goons, the modern day political philosophers that we are, to save the world and come up with an ideology that will finally be the one to unite the world. Let's get the ground running with how power should be distributed and work our way over to whether money should be a concept.

really queer Christmas has issued a correction as of 14:27 on May 18, 2023

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

croup coughfield posted:

fat pussy govt let's go

daffy: Fat Pussy govt

bugs: Fat Titty govt

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

I'd prefer a grizzled monarchy, where a grizzly bear is monarch. Whoever it kills first every year, their family gets to make a law. Rinse and repeat until communism is achieved.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Added new failed ideologies to the OP while people keep brainstorming.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Marx Headroom posted:

This could be great with a good dog, but disastrous with a bad dog

Good thing there's no such thing as a bad dog

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Paranoid Dude posted:

I believe we should implement a hard right ideology:

only do things that are right or get you hard

Horny is prohibited

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Nothing could prove whatever ideology you support is cringe more than your posts OP

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Dudes rockocracy

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

An elected monarchy chosen by a council of executives. Instead the elected monarchy are Disney princesses, and the council is Disney executives. Every time the council decides to change the ethnicity of a princess, a rebellion has to be put down.

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