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FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Our outdoor cat left a dead mouse on our front porch at some point this evening. Was not expecting that since she has never seemed very interested in hunting.

# ¿ May 23, 2023 03:07

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 10:23

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Tarkus posted:

My cat started a new tech company and cooked a delicious breakfast, all before 6AM. What does your cat do? hmmm?

He sleeps in a big bed with my wife

# ¿ May 23, 2023 20:02

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

deep dish peat moss posted:

Oz has demanded a bare minimum of 30 minutes of this while I comb his hair every single day since the day I adopted him almost 3 years ago

When I'm not holding the camera or combing him he wants to hug my other hand

e: also he usually drools all over my shirt the whole time

One of my cats likes to do something similar, although he doesn't want to be brushed

# ¿ May 27, 2023 17:52

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

One of mine was sleeping in the closet when I laid down for a nap, so of course he got up and made me open the door halfway through my nap instead of just laying with me

# ¿ Jun 10, 2023 00:49

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

FrankenVader posted:

it puked on the loving bed

One of mine apparently puked on this scratch mat we got for them

# ¿ Jun 12, 2023 17:14

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Tarkus posted:

Cats are unique in that they are comfortable in any position.

Can confirm

One of my cats likes to sleep almost bent over in a sitting position on the couch at times

# ¿ Jun 15, 2023 20:36

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Both of my cats seem to sleep more on Sunday for whatever reason. One of them was on a dining room chair for most of the day, and the other one on our bed.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2023 02:58

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Got her claws stuck on the armchair and screamed until she got it unstuck.

God my oldest cat, who died in January, used to get her nails stuck like that all the time

# ¿ Jun 19, 2023 16:36

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

no pubes yet sorry posted:

I was in hospital for like 10 days and now they don't recognize me. One of them I've had for like 11 years and she'll come over for a quick pet.

The other 2 years mprinted on my wife and actively runs away from me.

Cats man.

We've had a similar problem before when we take one of the cats but not both to the vet. The other one that stayed back gets upset because the cat that went to the vet comes back smelling different.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2023 00:49

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

One of my cats does that way too often, and I already have balance issues at times so it doesn�t work out well for him

# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 18:12

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

We had to give my younger cat some bows so that he would stop attacking the Christmas presents

# ¿ Dec 24, 2023 03:54

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

My two cats kept demanding extra attention today since they mostly spent yesterday hiding from Christmas guests

# ¿ Dec 27, 2023 02:23

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Everyone should have one

# ¿ Dec 28, 2023 21:23

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

MrMojok posted:

This is Kevin. He is my Dad and Stepmom�s cat, so he�s basically my brother.

He was surveying his domain.

He�s establishing dominance

# ¿ Dec 28, 2023 21:46

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

The two boys were wrestling pretty hard when the wife and I were trying to take a nap

# ¿ Dec 30, 2023 02:44

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Our outdoor cat was following me around the garage while I replaced a car battery earlier

# ¿ Dec 30, 2023 23:51

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Breetai posted:

Cat.exe is broken

# ¿ Jan 5, 2024 14:24

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

My wife has minor cat allergies but we also have a few

# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 22:06

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

bradzilla posted:

Absolutely blissed out after belly brushes

RIP

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 17:21

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Mostly they have just been sleeping on our couch in the front of the house now that it's been cleaned

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 07:16

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

nice obelisk idiot posted:

Hot Pocket thief cat rules. Hope all is well.

My guy has become a huge biscuit maker after he got stressed out over Christmas from a dog visiting. He got over it really fast, but it's like his kneading instinct switched back on and he does it so often now. Claws partially out of course, and he gets me sometimes while I'm sleeping. Today he had at least three 10 minute sessions.

I've really enjoyed seeing his personality open up. He was pretty shell shocked when I got him, but he's very sweet and is super talkative.

This looks exactly like one of my late cats and it's freaking me out

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 12:34

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Quadramind posted:

# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 02:03

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Tenebrais posted:

Cats can reach profound levels of comfy that humans can only dream of.

For sure�I will find one of my cats frequently laying on the couch in a way that looks extremely uncomfortable but they are totally asleep

# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 13:57

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Came back home from being gone for a few hours and my youngest cat decided to start puking up something he ate that he can't digest. For whatever reason he has had a problem since he was a kitten of eating things that he shouldn't, like a dog

# ¿ Jan 19, 2024 21:36

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Apparently my oldest cat left a turd on my wife�s desk at home yesterday

He is generally not a fan of her working and not paying attention to him

# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 14:38

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

My younger cat apparently also made a bed out of my wife�s jacket on the table this morning

# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 14:49

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

kakotheres posted:

Idk walking around doing stray cat stuff.

Got found by a goon and lured into a car:

Given to another goon and taken to the vet where it was determined he is neutered and about a year old, but has no ear mark or chip. Also no FIV! But some yeasty ears:

Sigh...I maintained a firm two cat limit for 15 years but now I got Jonsey (sekret identity Puma Man, tell no one) and he makes three:

Welcome home nerd

Congrats on your new orangey

# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 23:14

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Checkmate

# ¿ Feb 3, 2024 04:02

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Anderson Koopa posted:

Lilac hopped up on the counter while we were prepping onions. Why do cats try to eat things that they shouldn't?

One of my cats will just eat anything. He loves to lick plastic too.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2024 05:04

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

drat that cat looks almost identical to my late cat

# ¿ Feb 11, 2024 02:35

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

nice obelisk idiot posted:

Have a pic? nbd if not convenient.

She used to like to sleep in sinks like this when she was younger

# ¿ Feb 11, 2024 06:37

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

She made it to 15, she had a good run. We found her when we were both up at college and she was an abandoned stray kitten.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2024 06:51

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Powerful Katrinka posted:

This post from page one still makes me laugh

I cat-sit for some friends at the last minute this weekend. They hate everyone, but they don't attack me and they tolerate my presence the best, so I'm their regular babysitter. Here's them hating my existence.