Caesar Saladin posted:

Every fuckin cat in this thread is a high quality motherfucker.

Dabir posted:

We've got my sister's new kitten staying with us for a week over Christmas and he is THE SWEETEST. The most loving little thing I've ever seen. He loves people so much that he regularly only gets a bite or two into his breakfast before he has to come back for more cuddles. He has the cutest little chirrups and squeaks to say hello to you when you walk in the room. He gazes into my eyes when he's lying down next to me. He's fallen asleep in my arms multiple times. And when he wakes up, my god, his ENERGY. I've never dealt with a kitten before but I've heard how energetic they can be and it was not oversold, he's pinging off the walls here. Playtime is a long time, and I end up far more tired from standing there waving a stick with a fluffy thing on the end around than he does from zooming back and forth across the room.

Anyway I just came in to hang out with him and I found that he'd dropped his toy rat in his water bowl. Silly boy.

E: he's currently staring at the ghosts and chirping in frustration that they're non corporeal

MyChemicalImbalance posted:

Brought a (cooked) chicken drumstick in through the bathroom window and ate it in front of me.

Jenova posted:

This absolute goblin managed to out-do himself this week (OK, not technically today, but Tuesday).

As I was rummaging in the freezer looking for something unhealthy, he waited until I had opened the lowest freezer drawer and had fished out the ice-cream, and as I stood up to put the tub on the worktop, he jumped into the drawer. As he is a "big lad", his weight made the drawer fall out, which startled him, making him wail and scramble away with all claws out - right onto my foot.

As I stood there, whimpering and waiting for the pain to subside, he watched unsympathetically from the kitchen doorway. When I figured that I could use my foot again, I went to put the drawer back in the freezer, didn't realise that I was bleeding everywhere, and slipped over in a small pool of my own blood. As I laid there wondering what the gently caress was going on in my life, he walked over, licked a bit of the blood off the floor, and then sodded off again.

One plaster and a bit of floor mopping later, he joined me on the sofa to demand a taste of the ice-cream. He displayed no remorse for his crimes. Yes, he did get a taste of ice-cream. I am a complete pushover.

As I write this, with him draped over my lap, he has just shouted himself awake and now needs reassurance cuddles. Cats!!



EDIT: I fail at adding pictures from Imgur. Should work now...

ChickenHeart posted:

Protested against watching Deep Space 9 by laying directly on the mousepad and attempting to claw Dr. Bashir through the monitor

HellOnEarth posted:

Pazuzu has decided that in order to get me to wake up in the morning, she will stand on my head in order to reach the standing lamp and bring it crashing down on to us both.

At 5:30am.

Her food dish still has her bedtime snack in it.

She doesn't want food, she just wants me awake in case she wants attention.

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Cats do not have a concept of spite

Conceptualizing something and experiencing it are two different things however

Das Boo posted:

Cats have a good understanding of ownership and theft. They know perfectly well what it means to jack someone's poo poo because gently caress that guy.

PhysicsFrenzy posted:

today Cuddles pooped on the floor

Caesar Saladin posted:

Holly sat there with this dumbass face for like 5 minutes

I. M. Gei posted:

My cats used to do this!

Back when they were kittens and they were small enough to fit on my lap while I was using my iPad, they used to watch me scroll and make posts on the forums and try to hit the screen with their paws. Sometimes when I was typing posts they tapped the keys on the keyboard. I almost let them make a forums post once or twice.

Das Boo posted:

Das Boo posted:

Mine are currently going nuts on mice and voles.
The farmer who stores his equipment in our quonset shed stopped by to compliment how mouse-free they've kept the place.

Particularly this one:

Panini is murder queen.