what has your cat done today?

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

i like to pinch their tails with my toes

# ¿ May 18, 2023 21:09

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 14:39

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

i can take any cat in a fight

# ¿ May 19, 2023 10:31

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Wendigee posted:

Lol a largish cat would destroy you

What, like 20 pounds? I still win.

# ¿ May 19, 2023 12:33

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Three Olives posted:

Our cat is addicted to our nugget ice machine and catches the nuggets out of the air now.

I think it's a refrigerator

# ¿ May 20, 2023 20:51

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I suplexed my cat onto the couch and pranced about the room screaming im number 1 while he looked at me and licked himself in defeat. Still undefeated

# ¿ May 23, 2023 19:18

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

cats are great sick buddies. dogs aint bad neither but cats are reliably small

# ¿ Jun 10, 2023 02:06

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

uh im looking at my screen and he's like 8 inches. seems pretty small to me

# ¿ Jun 11, 2023 06:21

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

YeahTubaMike posted:

My cat started a solid yowl-screaming session at 2:40am like she was being tortured, then did the same at 8:40am.

Obviously I am not pleased with the yowl-screaming, but at this point my primary concern is trying not to get evicted.

You lucky bastard I had to go to the hospital, and my cat seems to be avoiding me ever since (I assume because I smell like Bacitracin)

The secret is a soaring fever!

# ¿ Jun 11, 2023 20:24

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Build a cushion fort

# ¿ Jun 12, 2023 02:15

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Toxic Mental posted:

My little girl cat will very directly and noisily tell me every night when it's time for me to put her to bed (and for me to go to bed in the process) and she LOUDLY DEMANDS to sit on my chest and get head rubs for a good 10 minutes, then she will go to the corner of the bed and sit thanksgiving turkey-style with her face to the door before she falls asleep. She does this in no uncertain terms and will sit next to my office chair until I put her to bed in this exact way every night.

...turkey style?

# ¿ Jun 14, 2023 06:16

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

what the gently caress

# ¿ Jun 14, 2023 06:20

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

FlamingLiberal posted:

Both of my cats seem to sleep more on Sunday for whatever reason. One of them was on a dining room chair for most of the day, and the other one on our bed.

God rested on the seventh day

# ¿ Jun 19, 2023 05:55

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Dabir posted:

Was very good and patient for the vet! She didn't complain once while getting squeezed and prodded and rotated.

I took my cat to the cat a couple years ago and was so proud at how brave he was. Didn't make a peep, though we had to take him in the dog side in a cage so maybe he was just trying to lay low. Got a clean bill of health and the vet was just crowing over how great he looked. 6 months later he was dead

# ¿ Nov 4, 2023 03:40

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Budzilla posted:

My cat turns 18 at the beginning of February. He doesn't really do much except meow for food, sleep and stare. I got him some toys but he doesn't seem interested in it. The only thing he enjoys is getting scratches behind the ear.

Nap with him I love sleeping beside my kitty in the winter

# ¿ Nov 4, 2023 04:09

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

You try to chip miette? Monster! Bunker for mother for 100 years!

# ¿ Nov 22, 2023 01:47

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Charles Bukowski posted:

He woke me up with kisses.

Is that him on your chest

# ¿ Nov 30, 2023 12:23

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

received a sweater to keep warm, but she took it off then complained about being cold. I hate her

# ¿ Nov 30, 2023 12:24

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

its just a little christmas sweater i think. she has no style, she's just being difficult

# ¿ Nov 30, 2023 13:34

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mx. posted:

my cat requires the perfect mix of two different types of litters that he can carefully shape into a single pile otherwise he will poo poo on the floor

I'm the same

# ¿ Dec 2, 2023 11:28

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Toxic Mental posted:

Barfed up his breakfast and then immediately came up to me and started pawing at me and begging for pieces of my bacon

Milo and POTUS posted:

I'm the same

# ¿ Dec 2, 2023 13:10

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

napping beside the dogs. perverse

# ¿ Dec 6, 2023 20:01

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Toxic Mental posted:

holy moly what a tail

i think it's another cat

# ¿ Dec 12, 2023 03:21

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

What if... instead of being dead you were a cat

# ¿ Dec 17, 2023 06:13

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

dee eight posted:

mrs d8: what's all that noise?

me: i'm fighting with the cat

her: do you need bandages?

me: no, it's not that kind of fight. it's a battle of wills.

youre gonna lose

# ¿ Dec 20, 2023 20:13

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

No, they meant give the CAT drugs

# ¿ Dec 20, 2023 20:29

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

MrMojok posted:

This is Kevin. He is my Dad and Stepmom�s cat, so he�s basically my brother.

He was surveying his domain.

KEVIN. YOU SPENT 967 DOLLARS ON CATNIP

# ¿ Dec 29, 2023 04:41

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Ooh gonna have to disagree with you there bob

# ¿ Dec 29, 2023 05:24

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Now you know how they feel trying to sleep when you're wrestling

# ¿ Dec 30, 2023 02:46

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 14:39

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

every time my cat has her tongue sticking out i scream put that tongue back in your mouth at her. So far it has yet to work, but one day

# ¿ Jan 1, 2024 07:45

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