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punched a fucker so hard the fucker did a double backflip
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May 22, 2023 18:01
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May 25, 2023 21:35
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seized the means of purrduction
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Jun 7, 2023 13:27
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Jun 14, 2023 04:09
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found a path to peace and serenity
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Jun 19, 2023 18:45
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got the part of stanley kowalski in the local theatre production of a streetcar named desire STELLA!
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Jun 25, 2023 05:05
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spent all the loving rent money on door dash!
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Nov 3, 2023 21:35
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just ripped it up and rocked the fuckin' house down, man!
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Nov 4, 2023 22:40
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made 3 dozen cookies but then eated them all
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Nov 18, 2023 19:59
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nm, a little cosplay
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Nov 22, 2023 19:03
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had some friends over for a little party
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Nov 23, 2023 19:53
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Nov 24, 2023 19:22
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brunch with the girls
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Nov 29, 2023 03:27
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nuclear combat toe-to-toe with the russkies
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Dec 1, 2023 00:52
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TK8325 posted:pooped and then sat on me so his bhole was right on my pants and now my pants have a poop stain on them that's called a starfish stamp
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Dec 2, 2023 16:32
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hit the loving kitty cat lotto jackpot!
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Dec 8, 2023 01:22
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insinuated himself into the social hierarchy of the group with a very clever disguise
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Dec 9, 2023 20:37
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DamnCanadian posted:Barfed up a tapeworm on my carpet bonus pet
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Dec 10, 2023 21:57
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got all dolled up for a night out
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Dec 14, 2023 14:27
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with her friend missy
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Dec 14, 2023 14:28
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mrs d8: what's all that noise? me: i'm fighting with the cat her: do you need bandages? me: no, it's not that kind of fight. it's a battle of wills.
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Dec 20, 2023 20:07
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Milo and POTUS posted:No, they meant give the CAT drugs no problem, i have enough for both of us
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Dec 20, 2023 20:30
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Jan 9, 2024 22:51
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walking in a winter wonderland 
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shot an elephant in his pajamas
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nothing. not a drat thing all day long. it's really inspirational. like if i wasn't already a 4th degree master of zen slothing, i'd be taking freakin' notes. 
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Wendigee posted:Edit: that's a happy handsome cat you got there! 'snot my catte, it's a picture i saved because it's a good catte picture if you haven't noticed, i've been posting joke posts this whole thread with some of the catte pictures i've saved over the many decades
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Anderson Koopa posted:
i'm gonna guess that lilac likes to play the catalan opening now and then
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super sweet best pal posted:I've seen this pic before. Stop stealing cat valor. you do realize that i am the one, the one who makes all cattes his own? yes? alle cattes are my cattes 
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kung fu fightin' (fast as lightnin')
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upgraded my RAM
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Feb 16, 2024 10:15
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found pills and ate them
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Anderson Koopa posted:Cocoa followed me into the bathroom and kept an eye out from the bath tub while I did my business. i have advice for you: 1) take the kid toys out of the bath tub 2) take drugs, and give the cat some too 3) put both the cat and a ping pong ball into the bath tub 4) ???? 5) prophet
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went to the baby store and bought a baby
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Kodachrome They give us those nice bright colors They give us the greens of summers Makes you think all the world’s A sunny Dave, oh yeah
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