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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

quote:

Orcas have sunk 3 boats in Europe and appear to be teaching others to do the same. But why?

By Sascha Pare published 1 day ago

Scientists think a traumatized orca initiated the assault on boats after a "critical moment of agony" and that the behavior is spreading among the population through social learning.


Orcas have attacked and sunk a third boat off the Iberian coast of Europe, and experts now believe the behavior is being copied by the rest of the population.

Three orcas (Orcinus orca), also known as killer whales, struck the yacht on the night of May 4 in the Strait of Gibraltar, off the coast of Spain, and pierced the rudder. "There were two smaller and one larger orca," skipper Werner Schaufelberger told the German publication Yacht. "The little ones shook the rudder at the back while the big one repeatedly backed up and rammed the ship with full force from the side."

Schaufelberger said he saw the smaller orcas imitate the larger one. "The two little orcas observed the bigger one's technique and, with a slight run-up, they too slammed into the boat." Spanish coast guards rescued the crew and towed the boat to Barbate, but it sank at the port entrance.

Two days earlier, a pod of six orcas assailed another sailboat navigating the strait. Greg Blackburn, who was aboard the vessel, looked on as a mother orca appeared to teach her calf how to charge into the rudder. "It was definitely some form of education, teaching going on," Blackburn told 9news.

Look, I think we can all agree we had this coming, first we started stealing their food now we are polluting their home on a mass scale.

Who is coming for us next? Give your cat some extra treats, sometimes mine have a "look".

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

https://twitter.com/MELANIATRUMP/status/234002950274560000

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I don't have twitter embeds enabled sorry three olives you lose this round

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
I agree. These mobile games need to stop trying to market themselves to whales to keep afloat

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

If Star Trek 4 was real those whales would have had the aliens nuke Earth.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



It'll be legal to kill them by the end of the year and there will be actual bounties by the end of the next

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch
give me money

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


Nice try but you aren't a whale

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Good for them hope they are able to sink many vessels

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch

Saalkin posted:

Nice try but you aren't a whale

oh so we just gonna straightfaced decide who gets free money and who doesn't based on how many nautical miles they migrate a year to feed and if they birth and raise live offspring, now?

ill see you in hell

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

It'll be legal to kill them by the end of the year and there will be actual bounties by the end of the next

I will fight with the whales

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.
They started this war, and I’m gonna end it. Vote for me and I will eradicate the nefarious Orca threat with any and all means at our disposal. First up: the nukes.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Wish I knew what the name of that designer bullshit catalogue or whatever it is people make fun of you over 3O because then I would make a joke about you being their whale

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
whale for the touchscreen toaster company

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Anyway, we should nuke them.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Gotta nuke something.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
who the gently caress buys a touchscreen toaster

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

So, OP, what you're saying is you want us all to chip for you to go on a Mediterranean cruise

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Chinatown posted:

who the gently caress buys a touchscreen toaster

It shows you on the screen what the toast is going to look like before you toast it and it is a real value because it also makes paninis.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Panini? Don't tell me you go to loving Panera Bread too

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Private Cumshoe posted:

Panini? Don't tell me you go to loving Panera Bread too

Shan't be caught dead in the peasants's soupery

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Wouldn't even wish that poo poo on 3O but it's the only place you can find something as stupid as a "panini" or even get the idea

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch

Three Olives posted:

It shows you on the screen what the toast is going to look like before you toast it and it is a real value because it also makes paninis.

u could just tape this to the side b/c its only ever gonna be clown toast from a clown toaster for a clown poster

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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


theyre having a whale of a time ha ha

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
whales blow

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
Good
gently caress killing whales ever dgaf if you are indigenous

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

just what people need more excuses to kill animals

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
are killer whales even really whales? false flag!

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021
I'm starting a go fund me to buy Frickin Laser Beams for all the whales. Send me your money.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
loving finally living up to all the hype

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!
Thought this was another star citizen thread.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Do you think we can donate torpedos etc to the noble whales?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

elmer chud posted:

Good
gently caress killing whales ever dgaf if you are indigenous

:yeah:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Good I'm glad

Vulgar
Aug 17, 2003

I am the man of la Mancha… my dream is impossible!

Imprison Willy!

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
orcas already are psychopaths, kinda weird it took them this long to learn to hate boats

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




whales ruining yachta games

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Those boats knew what they were getting into

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