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olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
got hopeful for a sec and thought that the star citizen players had finally come to their senses

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LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

Harry_Potato posted:

Use the proper term. I recommend renaming poster account to whalese.cx in punishment for that grammatical atrocity.

Whales don't have cloacas. Are you one of those people who don't know that whales are mammals?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

LordArgh posted:

Whales don't have cloacas. Are you one of those people who don't know that whales are mammals?

who gives a poo poo

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
This would be a lot more heartwarming if it was a good whale that did the sinking, not the bullshit psycho killer one. Humpback whale standing it's ground is good an proper, but an orca sinks a ship only to be an rear end in a top hat

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I hope more animals take up the good fight

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Icochet posted:

This would be a lot more heartwarming if it was a good whale that did the sinking, not the bullshit psycho killer one. Humpback whale standing it's ground is good an proper, but an orca sinks a ship only to be an rear end in a top hat

look sometimes the ends justify the means

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8V2U7vTys0

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:
op tell your mom to stop sinking ships

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Beaked whale crew, Ziphiidae 4 lyfe

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

A whale called me an ethnic slur

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Smugworth posted:

A whale called me an ethnic slur

Lubber?

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

LordArgh posted:

Whales don't have cloacas. Are you one of those people who don't know that whales are mammals?

Lol at whales are mammals believers in tyool 2023. Don't you have a flat earth convention to go to?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Man has always loved his whales but what happens when the whales say "No more"?

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Man has always loved his whales but what happens when the whales say "No more"?



From the team that brought you "Exploding Kittens" try the new game that ups the ante in sights sounds and smells, "Dyn-O-
Mite Whales"..

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
I wonder if, like people. there's this subset of whales that are stoked for the climate apocalypse. Like, we have dumb rear end people building underground bunkers and all. There's not a lot of blue whales left but they can actually be kinda hard to track right? Maybe they are setting up some whale contingency.

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Hairy Right Hook posted:

I wonder if, like people. there's this subset of whales that are stoked for the climate apocalypse. Like, we have dumb rear end people building underground bunkers and all. There's not a lot of blue whales left but they can actually be kinda hard to track right? Maybe they are setting up some whale contingency.

The ocean is a big swimming pool, but I only swim in the "No peeing" section.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


where can i donate money to the boat murdering whales?

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
And then the whales will barter with the humans. Whales wearing fur coats? It'll happen. You can't make this up.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

flubber nuts posted:

where can i donate money to the boat murdering whales?

The boat that murders whales or the whales that specialize in boat murder?

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Outrail posted:

The boat that murders whales or the whales that specialize in boat murder?

Both! It's a pay per view spectacular!

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Whale crime has been out of control under the Biden administration

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Watch biden put these whales in guantamo bay

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Harry_Potato posted:

Both! It's a pay per view spectacular!

#teamwhale #seasonpass #wepaidforblood

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

GABA ghoul posted:

Whale crime has been out of control under the Biden administration

Liberal Cities are literally infested with Killer Whales doing unnatural acts to our small boats. Unless we increase police funding for more whale boats, harpoons and dynamite the children are in danger of identifying as trans species and joining these so called pods.. Think of the children.

This aside sponsored by the Trump thread.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
In fact american population has been becoming more and more whale-like over the past decades. A moral hazard given whale extremism over high seas?

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

free hubcaps posted:

Beaked whale crew, Ziphiidae 4 lyfe

Sieve it bitches
-Baleen crew

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
Whales unite
Whales will fight
Whales will go on
eating plank-ton

Whales are nice
Whales full of spice
We don't like
being wanked on

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Moby dick was what kind of whale I say as I start laughing until im sick

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!
Nap Ghost
ah, blow it out your hole

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

unleash the whales on patriot boat parades

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Chief McHeath posted:

unleash the whales on patriot boat parades

hey don't encourage whale on whale violence

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Mozi
Apr 4, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!
Nap Ghost
Yes We Orcan!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Colonel Cancer posted:

In fact american population has been becoming more and more whale-like over the past decades. A moral hazard given whale extremism over high seas?

The Aquatic Ape Theory is disproven pseudoscience intentionally being spread online by whales and whale collaborators.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here
That whale is mo-being a dick!

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Harry_Potato posted:

Liberal Cities are literally infested with Killer Whales doing unnatural acts to our small boats. Unless we increase police funding for more whale boats, harpoons and dynamite the children are in danger of identifying as trans species and joining these so called pods.. Think of the children.

This aside sponsored by the Trump thread.

The only thing that can stop a bad whale with a gun is a good whale with a gun. An armed ocean is a polite ocean.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

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The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Whales can have the ocean. Humans can keep the land. Seems pretty obvious to me

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