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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Five Guys
Cheeseburger, barbecue sauce (should have gone mustard), grilled onion (should have gone raw) mushroom. 1075 calories.
Milkshake, banana, strawberry, whipped cream. 670+ calories (online doesn't list mix in calories)

edit: Probably should have went without cheese. American cheese is fine but it can smother other flavors.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 04:50 on May 20, 2023

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Price: $90.99

I love Five Guys but they can suck my dick with their prices

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Five guys.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I had a leftover burger that I grilled last night for lunch

shurnarkabtishutu
Jun 20, 2016

fat ppl

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

1.5 weed gummies, a handful of pistachios and a glass of water

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
0 calories = 0 health :haibrower:

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
It's weird how you separate each item from its ingredients with just a comma, OP. Makes it look like just another one of the things you ate, like you didn't have a milkshake that contained bananas, you had a milkshake and a banana. I'd suggest either editing your post, or maybe even closing this thread and making a new one, now that the damage has been dealt.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

i had a ito en iced tea and some radishes. it was ok, I guess.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

five guys burgers and fries. more liek

five guys jizzed on your fries
five guys greasy demise
five guys butthole surprise
five guys crossdresser thighs
five guys burg-bastardize

alright that was all i have for my quick early saturday morning literal/figurative shitpost. time to wipe my rear end, flush the toilet and head back to bed. enjoy the weekend, goons :slick:

e: gently caress how'd i not think of five guys goatse franchise

shame on me

Scrotum Modem fucked around with this message at 07:58 on May 20, 2023

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Activated almonds

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
burgers AND fries?

like to keep it simple, grilled onions and mushrooms for toppings

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

A banana, some crackers, a slice of cheese and a glass of water

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

If I actually bother packing it,

Yellowfin tuna with hot sauce
Apple
Banana
Turkey meat sticks
Cheese stick
Olives or pickles
Apple sauce pouch

Or I’m lazy and get a Dave’s triple.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


such a weird name for a fast food place. if i owned it i would call it Burger Land or Delicious Meat or something.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Everyone knows the actual name of Five Guys is The Place With The Fancy Coke Machine

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


deep dish peat moss posted:

Everyone knows the actual name of Five Guys is The Place With The Fancy Coke Machine

i went to five guys with some friends once years ago and i got a normal orange fanta and some of my friends were flabbergasted like, "what the hell why didn't you get some crazy new flavour??" and i was like, "yo i wanted orange fanta"

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

such a weird name for a fast food place. if i owned it i would call it Burger Land or Delicious Meat or something.

Just combine them to the Delicious Meat of Five Guys of Burger Land. No one can argue not cramming that in their throats.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

OP, what would consider to be an unhealthy lunch?

Bright Bart
Apr 27, 2020

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
I just melt two chocolate bars and drink that for my lunch.

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Duck and Cover posted:

(should have gone raw)

Words to live by

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Duck and Cover posted:

grilled onion (should have gone raw)

:hmmwrong:

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Prof. Crocodile posted:

OP, what would consider to be an unhealthy lunch?

10-12 guys maybe (not op)

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Wanna make it six guys op :grin:

Bright Bart
Apr 27, 2020

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Hope they're using "guys" to be a unisex term because it's pretty dorky to have a group of five friends where not one is a girl.

e: Also pretty sexy.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

they should have called it Five Adult Males

OsteoMcB
Mar 19, 2023

I'm banned from my local Five Guys for throwing a chair at a cashier.

They deserved it.

Bright Bart
Apr 27, 2020

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Listen if we all start listing the reasons we're banned from various fast food places this thread would the server.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Price: $90.99

I love Five Guys but they can suck my dick with their prices

For real. When they first came to my town about 15 years ago, I took my nephew there to try it. Two combo meals cost me around $35 in 2008 dollars which is $49 today. They weren’t that good.

Haven’t eaten there since.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Wonder how much of Five Guys spends on all the free peanuts they give away. They could probably sell their burgers for like $8 a pop if they tightened up their margins.

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
30-50 feral guys

4thaccttoday
May 20, 2023
B: "i'm willing to die for this poo poo main" teary eyed as we enter five guys

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
My last visit to five guys I got a little bacon cheeseburger a little fry and a small drink and it was $25.

To be fair because she was very sweet and she kept winking and like making a face and turns out she gave me a double patty and a large fry. Even she knows those are some horseshit prices

Bright Bart
Apr 27, 2020

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Wondering what the markup is on Five Guys compared to other chains. Don't imagine they pay their employees a lot more. Slightly higher grade ingredients can't cost all that extra. They don't splurge on advertising. Seemingly no obvious loss leader and rarely if ever any coupons. Could it all be the complimentary peanut?

e: Housing $950 Utilities $200 Transportation $250 Five Guys Burgers and Fries $3700.

Someone who is good at the economy help me budget this my family splits one single burger every other day!

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 18:25 on May 20, 2023

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Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
$34.50
Double spicy burger
4x crispy chicken strips with chipotle mayonnaise
Regular fries.

Wee fucked around with this message at 19:18 on May 20, 2023

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