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MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
B just smiles in your face. Then he prays for you to fall.

Student loans coming in 10 days

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I'm B and I'm here to say: pay your loans back bub or they'll be hell to pay

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
:gas: thread :redhammer: OP

Beer Gay So What
Apr 20, 2023

THEY MADE THE BEER GAY AND THATS OK

ok gammy

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
When I was in kindergarten they had the Jewish kid give me a touch with the word “sham” but it parsed as “and we are the champions my friend” because of who I am. Then in my adulthood I modified it to “and we far the champions my friend crispinaum’s it doesn’t matter will now on” with a cyphon that was parsing as “we go underground”. I’m actually more into cursive now sooo…

But yeah hey anyways hey “B”, it’s all been so simple the whole time and it only took a simple idiot to crack the code. B hahaha I DID IT Yaaaaay! :downsbravo:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
One of my favs is “in the valley of the horizon of the endless dawn”

Ez8
Aug 5, 2004
Am I going to have to pay back interest too?

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

If T brings back the stimmies and child tax credit watch out.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Szyznyk posted:

If T brings back the stimmies and child tax credit watch out.

Lol he's not even going to float those moonshot ideas

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Today's shitpost is brought to you by the letter B.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
🅾️🅱️

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

The truth and prophet that nobody wants to hear

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Hey whatever happened to that student loan forgiveness thing
Did it get past the courts?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
How many seth sixers is OP gonna cop until OP posts a dead baby and gets a long overdue ban :thunk:

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
Who is B? Bart?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Smugworth posted:

Hey whatever happened to that student loan forgiveness thing
Did it get past the courts?

Hope you've been living within your means.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
🅱️ just gave my wife citizenship yesterday



Thanks 🅱️!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

🅱️ just gave my wife citizenship yesterday



Thanks 🅱️!

🅾️🅱️ said 🅱️ is bad tho

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

🅱️ just gave my wife citizenship yesterday



Thanks 🅱️!

🅱️ is gonna want his 10% of your wife bro

2acctfortoday52023
May 20, 2023
B aint home and has the bronze security package

2acctfortoday52023
May 20, 2023
B don't even know what day it is

2acctfortoday52023
May 20, 2023
B is a shaky motherfucker

4thaccttoday
May 20, 2023
B is a warrior for Bland

4thaccttoday
May 20, 2023
a constant fight for survival is B's middle name

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


more money than sense this fella

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Every time you buy a forums account J of Y has to slide a crispy $1 bill into B's pocket or he'll send his tax goons after him

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Smugworth posted:

Every time you buy a forums account J of Y has to slide a crispy $1 bill into B's pocket or he'll send his tax goons after him

Lol jeff doesn't loving pay taxes

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
This guy could probably afford some decent medicine if he didn't rereg so much.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

MrQwerty posted:

Lol jeff doesn't loving pay taxes

B slips his sticky fingers in your cookie jar while you slumber, dreaming of your Bitcoin fortune. Which is a grip of time for ol' J of Y!

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
B popped out of a limousine boot at a rap battle in the basement of Berghain and said my MPC X was white boy poo poo and said I shouldn't be eating spaghetti anyway before a gig as its too heavy, and I blacked out and fell backwards onto my bed because it only was a nightmare. Next morning I was pouring Bran Flakes into my bowl and B popped out of the box and said my white rear end dont need any more fiber because my soul is raw as a 100% cotton shirt.

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Wee posted:

B popped out of a limousine boot at a rap battle in the basement of Berghain and said my MPC X was white boy poo poo and said I shouldn't be eating spaghetti anyway before a gig as its too heavy, and I blacked out and fell backwards onto my bed because it only was a nightmare. Next morning I was pouring Bran Flakes into my bowl and B popped out of the box and said my white rear end dont need any more fiber because my soul is raw as a 100% cotton shirt.

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Wee posted:

B popped out of a limousine boot at a rap battle in the basement of Berghain and said my MPC X was white boy poo poo and said I shouldn't be eating spaghetti anyway before a gig as its too heavy, and I blacked out and fell backwards onto my bed because it only was a nightmare. Next morning I was pouring Bran Flakes into my bowl and B popped out of the box and said my white rear end dont need any more fiber because my soul is raw as a 100% cotton shirt.

Been saying this

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Some might say, "Take a chill, B."

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
When Im on public transport and theres a really annoying person I do this thing where i mentally think in my mind and go IF I HAVE CANCER OR DISEASE PLEASE MOVE IT INTO THEIR BODY

Im doing that to B

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Too many alts in one thread

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Too many alts in one thread

Dont worry about me buddy, Ive been the same dipshit for years.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

well i bet B and OP have small pps

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Looked at a house today, 400 Gs for a house built in 1972 with a poo poo yard and original windows. Shan’t be purchasing. Realtor seemed nice though. Older fella with sunglasses, enjoying an ice cream cone.

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