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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Girls have them. Solution? Don't touch girls. Yes you could I suppose take a cootie shot but can we really trust that those work? Scientists, motherfuckers lying and getting me pissed!

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Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
girls use toilets hooked up to the same sewerage system as boys and it's turning the frogs gay!!! cooties are in our drinking water!!

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Booty Pageant posted:

girls use toilets hooked up to the same sewerage system as boys and it's turning the frogs gay!!! cooties are in our drinking water!!

What they use toilets? *jots down notes* Fascinating.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
cootie shots are part of a WHO population control plan

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Stink Billyums posted:

cootie shots are part of a WHO population control plan

Wait, who has the population control plan?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Circle Circle Dot Dot is a just another attempt by Bill Gates to control the world population. Wake up sheeple!!!

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Stink Billyums posted:

cootie shots are part of a WHO population control plan

(((cooties)))

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

I have the vaccine you wont believe me as to who discovered if

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Turns out it was kyle. He got the vaccine from his dad who works at nintendo but is never around

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Booty Pageant posted:

girls use toilets hooked up to the same sewerage system as boys and it's turning the frogs gay!!! cooties are in our drinking water!!

this information has loving destroyed me. nothing will ever be the same. i thought water was my friend. i have been betrayed for for the last time.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Kyles mom bought him a genesis and we're gonna play nhl 95

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



My cootie shot came with the new Xfinity 10G network

Suck it Billy Gates

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

So the solution is don't touch girls. And if you look at recent statistics, many posters here have already opted for this path.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Circle circle dot dot

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Cooter

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Toxic Mental posted:

So the solution is don't touch girls. And if you look at recent statistics, many posters here have already opted for this path.

sounds like someone's been making spreadsheets :toughguy:

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I caught the cooties from a toilet

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Wendigee posted:

Circle circle dot dot

My child will NEVER get a cootie shot. Big VAX is always trying to inject our precious babies with their disgusting forever chemicals. There's no telling what's in those cootie shots.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Who needs girls when you can watch pretend wrestling shows and discuss your favorite JRPGs with your posting crew :btroll:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

sounds like someone's been making spreadsheets :toughguy:

Goons.xls is actually a misnomer. The information is stored on a local Lotus Notes server.

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

Smugworth posted:

Who needs girls when you can watch pretend wrestling shows and discuss your favorite JRPGs with your posting crew :btroll:

living in your head rent-free

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

My calves hurt!!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Toxic Mental posted:

So the solution is don't touch girls.

This is why hardline Islam is winning.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



no sorry I am going to touch them

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Smugworth posted:

Who needs girls when you can watch pretend wrestling shows and discuss your favorite JRPGs with your posting crew :btroll:

what is the best (cootie free) JRPG.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I like to get girl cooties on my wiener

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

bossy lady posted:

what is the best (cootie free) JRPG.

MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Peggy Edson posted:

I like to get girl cooties on my wiener

:barf:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
anyone ever do a late night cootie call?


vvv da fuq...

Mozi fucked around with this message at 16:29 on May 22, 2023

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Mozi posted:

anyone ever do a late night cootie call?

Got your mom on the ol’ speed dial

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