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 The movie's over, the credits are done, the lights have come on, everybody's on their feet and clapping! What a great film! ...Oh, I guess we're still standing around and clapping! That's okay, it was a pretty good movie. ...Man people are still clapping! Everyone here must really love this movie!  Is it ok to stop clapping?
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May 22, 2023 07:18
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I walk back to my hotel room enraptured by the incredible film I just saw. I arrive back at my hotel still spellbound by the cinematic masterpiece I haven't experienced tonight. I walk in through the lobby, up through the lift, and into my room. A lone passer-by notices a light come on in a third storey window of the hotel. Then off again. Then back on. Then off again. Then off again. Then back on. Then off again. Then off again. Then back on. Then off again..
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May 22, 2023 07:24
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I'm sure George Clooney won't notice if I bounce out of his standing ovation a little early... Er, I mean 
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May 22, 2023 07:36
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 We must keep clapping for the biopic 'Elvis'!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63E4sDeYAnM
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May 22, 2023 07:43
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 here comes Roman Polanski
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May 22, 2023 07:44
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God dammit I caught the clap at Cannes! 
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May 22, 2023 07:46
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"Why won't they stop clapping?"
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May 22, 2023 07:49
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I'm gonna stand here and clap as long as Lilly Gladstone is standing there and letting me
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May 22, 2023 08:01
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69mmVL1ffwk Private Cumshoe posted:
Legit LOL
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May 22, 2023 08:21
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Huh? Everyone is clapping? I felt the movie was 3 hours too long and there's only so much you can do with two people eating potatoes in a dilapidated hut. Still everyone is clapping so I better clap along.
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May 22, 2023 10:48
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Oh no! I Cannes stop clapping!!!
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May 22, 2023 14:02
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Killers of the Flower Moon got a 9-minute standing ovation at Cannes which makes it only slightly better than Clerks 2 which got 8 minutes
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May 22, 2023 14:09
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A Whopper Jr with onion rings
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May 22, 2023 14:13
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Chrs posted:Killers of the Flower Moon got a 9-minute standing ovation at Cannes which makes it only slightly better than Clerks 2 which got 8 minutes I'm sure it's a long boring movie so it needs a long boring ovation
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May 22, 2023 14:13
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I'm clapping because this boring rear end movie is finally over OP.
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May 22, 2023 14:15
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we landed!
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May 22, 2023 14:22
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If you don't clap those cheeks you're just being rude.
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May 22, 2023 14:31
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I'm clapping my dummy thicc asscheeks
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May 22, 2023 14:31
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Ey, show us yer friggin cannes already huh? 
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May 22, 2023 14:47
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In the 25 years since the movie came out, a lot has happened to inspire us to make a sequel. How far have we come, really, since 1997? As the horrific death of George Floyd and the ensuing protests of people desperate to shout that “black lives matter” prove, not far enough. Therefore, I present to you a film that encapsulates all of that angst and, I believe, will help America discover something it had thought long forgotten: Hope. Please, enjoy *Good Burger 2 starts playing*
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May 22, 2023 14:59
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If you stop clapping first you have to get the first round in at the after party.
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May 22, 2023 15:04
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I ain't clapping until they bring back all of the dead actors I like
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May 22, 2023 15:47
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Private Cumshoe posted:
They're trying to arrest that admitted rapist pedophile! Stop them!
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May 22, 2023 15:49
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Bravo. Bravo! A real Tour-De-Force, the thinking man's literary adaptation! . . . . . . . and did you see the titties on that lady at 00:46:34?
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May 22, 2023 16:45
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The Bramble posted:*Good Burger 2 starts playing* 
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May 22, 2023 16:48
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*has an obnoxiously loud clap I’m really proud of but really hurt my hands, not expecting how long I’ll be expected to maintain the volume and power of the clap*
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May 22, 2023 17:17
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*Starts humming the soviet national anthem*
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May 22, 2023 17:17
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:A Whopper Jr with onion rings sir this is the Canz Film Festival
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May 22, 2023 17:20
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I bring one of those clapping toys you shake back and forth to save wear and tear on my delicate palms.
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May 22, 2023 17:36
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*sucks the directors dick*
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May 22, 2023 17:38
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clap clap clap clap clap
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May 22, 2023 17:46
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May 22, 2023 17:46
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As the applause for Scorsese's radical new imagining of "Boyz 'n' the hood" (as a Regency drawing room drama with overtones of radical neo-eugenic theory) enters its second day, a crisis unit has been established outside the theatre. We can confirm that bottled water and snacks are being delivered directly to the mouths of the audience by drones, the sheer power of the performances leading any human entering the room to join the applause. Rumors among the gathering news teams are that military hostage rescue teams are working on a plan to deploy anaesthetic gas into the room and recovering the unconscious using bomb disposal robots.
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May 22, 2023 17:49
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If one guy continues to clap does that count towards the total? Like I if I made a movie could I get all my mates to come along and clap for 23 minutes so that I have the longest ovation in Cannes history?
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May 22, 2023 20:36
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We clap because we enjoyed the movie (goons cannot understand, they will make a thread about it)
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May 22, 2023 20:40
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Shinjobi posted:I'm clapping my dummy thicc asscheeks How could you snipe my joke like this, bro??? Now I’ve got to do the Hollywood thing, wait 5 pages and post a derivative remake of the clappin’ cheeks gag
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May 22, 2023 20:57
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Jeb Bush's Chiang Kai Shek biopic leaves the audience in stunned silence. "Please clap."
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May 22, 2023 21:13
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Ey, show us yer friggin cannes already huh? 
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May 22, 2023 21:14
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goatface posted:As the applause for Scorsese's radical new imagining of "Boyz 'n' the hood" (as a Regency drawing room drama with overtones of radical neo-eugenic theory) enters its second day, a crisis unit has been established outside the theatre. We can confirm that bottled water and snacks are being delivered directly to the mouths of the audience by drones, the sheer power of the performances leading any human entering the room to join the applause. Rumors among the gathering news teams are that military hostage rescue teams are working on a plan to deploy anaesthetic gas into the room and recovering the unconscious using bomb disposal robots. The gently caress is this? Sundance? 
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my hands hurt but i must clap
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