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If i time my claps just right, the destructive interference will cancel out someone else's claps.
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This year we're giving all attendees specially designed gloves to wear at all screenings. The manufacturers insist these gloves will not only provide an excellent clapping experience, but also should bring an end to the ripped hands and bloody floors that have become a common feature after showings of particularly masterful works.
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Private Cumshoe posted:
my applause falters momentarily and I appear slightly uncomfortable, before frantically redoubling my efforts for the cameras within 96 hours I find myself fired and blackballed by literally every media outlet of every kind on the face of the planet SatansOnion fucked around with this message at 22:02 on May 22, 2023 |
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May 22, 2023 21:56
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here comes Roman Polanski
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Anyone not clapping will be exposed and shamed!
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May 22, 2023 22:37
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Me, after years of physical therapy and emotional toil, being able clap for the first time since the accident and now these assholes around me are clapping so loud I can't hear my beautiful hand music. drat you Cannes Film Festival. drat you forever.
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Literally A Person posted:Me, after years of physical therapy and emotional toil, being able clap for the first time since the accident and now these assholes around me are clapping so loud I can't hear my beautiful hand music. drat you Cannes Film Festival. drat you forever. Are u the protagonist from The Sparrow
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May 22, 2023 22:53
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Are u the protagonist from The Sparrow Maybe
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LOL did you hear Indiana Jones only got a measly five-minute standing ovation hahaha how pathetic! https://twitter.com/GQMagazine/status/1660702581486657548 I mean no wonder Harrison Ford was crying https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1659294979485757486
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May 22, 2023 23:53
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for real tho, anyone been to an event where they do a minutes applause for something instead of a silence. it starts to feel weird and awkward as gently caress after like 30 seconds. i have no idea how these idiots can stand there for minutes at a time lol
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:LOL did you hear Indiana Jones only got a measly five-minute standing ovation hahaha how pathetic! Worthless rear end movie!!
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May 23, 2023 00:37
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They will have to kill me to get me to stop clapping
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May 23, 2023 00:41
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Jakabite posted:*has an obnoxiously loud clap I’m really proud of but really hurt my hands, not expecting how long I’ll be expected to maintain the volume and power of the clap* I'm the goober that decides to keep clapping one or two claps after everyone else stops. This is mostly for Military / Gov't Awards ceremonies. That are mandatory voluntary events. Maybe throw out a Ric Flair "WOOOOOOOO!!!!" if I know the person. And I clap loud as poo poo. I don't know if I could last through a Cannes ovation.
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May 23, 2023 01:13
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Indian Jones and the big hairy balls
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May 23, 2023 01:20
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Harrison Ford old and his house probably smells like a nursing home.
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May 23, 2023 01:21
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Literally A Person posted:Harrison Ford old and his house probably smells like a nursing home. He should crash more planes.
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May 23, 2023 01:22
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That was a great piss! Ok, better head back to my seat now, the movie's about to start.
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May 23, 2023 01:30
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what is the sound of one chin clapping
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May 23, 2023 01:37
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i cant wait to do more blow when i get back to my room
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May 23, 2023 01:42
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The clapping was probably very noisy and it scared and confused him
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It’s like that dancing plague of 1518 that occurred in the Holy Roman Empire where a mass hysteria of people danced to their deaths from exhaustion and injuries. Only it’s a clapping plague, and you can’t stop until your hands are pulp and bones.
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May 23, 2023 16:23
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blight rhino posted:I'm the goober that decides to keep clapping one or two claps after everyone else stops. Hell yeah, if im clapping im loving CLAPPING. I cant understand these 'people' who like, just tepidly put their hands together with no force.
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still clapping and i miss my family
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technically I'm still here and applauding, but since my little incident earlier I've been digitally removed and replaced by a deepfake of Carrie Fisher
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