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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
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for these glutes

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
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I feel like if you didn't know poo poo about the internet how the gently caress would you find something awful

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Hey Harvey you should definitely Post in the sad GBS thread and see if you can secure a modship

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Op I'd recommend getting into sport netting. MYBOOKIE.AG os a solid choice

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Have you read the doobies dog house thread yet.

Can't stop thinking about those slaw dogs

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Wait if you killed someone how are you a con

I mean isn't that a murderer

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Op ru tryna cop an xjunk or nogamestation any time soon?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Op you never answered my question about junkbox vs ps5

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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PlaysGamesWrong posted:

It would probably help if you used actual words instead of jargon you made up.
Actual forum god Nom Epique made this jargon up not me

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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harveys zoo zoos posted:

. but also i think in a vacuum it would still be the whites because you know, white people. over the years we sometimes had more black guards in my section but they still showed preference to the white cons. the asians were treated the worst.


The bolded sentence is just too something awful dialectic for me to believe this is real.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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big cummers ONLY posted:

What, being aware that white people are in power? Not snark, I just don't see what you're seeing

The 'in a vacuum' part just a bit too internet culture for me to buy this at this very moment.

The Prison Mike office picture is suspect if he bought it himself..the prison guard names being like skinny jack or Loose Lips Lenny are a bit too much.

How many people are saying "wow you're the most well-rounded person who just got out of prison I've ever seen!!!"

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Also Harry yoo yoo I'd recommend going to the Costco thread and getting yourself glizzy.

That probably means something else in THE PEN

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Op what happens when you wanna top the yeti and cop toilet wine

What's toilet wine like

And how much you cop on avg and what's the running rate on a yeti topper? What's the split

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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All right I'd like to apologize harvey, I might have come off the wrong way. As it's something awful I've learned to doubt everything until I have verifiable proof.

I'm glad you found something awful and are able to relay your story to us, I really hope things go well for you. Now that you're free I know it's not an easy transition especially after that long of institutionalization.

I'm not sure what state you are in but hopefully you can find some kind of work that isnt extremely taxing on your body.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
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Also the new skin color of choice for president is orange.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Just don't tell your PO you are rocking gang tags

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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A typical good project I'm loving dying

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Harvey don't stop being good. Seriously don't be trying to get interviews from podcasters and things like that there's people out there that want to know your story.

I know that might sound strange but you do have a hero's tale that should be told to the world. Hopefully somebody can reach out to you, and maybe making some Twitter posts would help that or something more public than something awful but you do have a story that's worth something to somebody to hear and you may get some interviews and things like that.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Rufus Ping posted:

Well yes and no - don't forget that Harvey is presumably unaware of the whole "bonsai kitten" thing :sigh:



Wtf

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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XYZAB posted:

Hey Harvey you should post a new thread in TV/IV with the title “Firefly deserved to get canceled” and then in the body of the thread post nothing but a link to that video I just showed you.

Hahahahah

Please give context

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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sticksy posted:

This is a really good question that I use in interviews and always prompts good introspection from the person and think it’s appropriate here: if, let’s say tomorrow, the President or governor or whomever said “Harvey Zoo Zoos, we appreciate that you served your time. We would like to make you the Head of Federal Bureau of Prisons (or whatever the equivalent of where you stayed.)”

What would be the first thing that you would change or work on?
Personally I'd install lunk alarms in the prison gym

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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A Concrete Divider posted:

You ever try to get into golf or even just watching golf on tv, op?

Too much shanking for op

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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How me turn on da computa

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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This story is just too much for me man. I feel so loving bad for doubting the validity of this.

God Im so sorry.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Gas fart

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Cousin Todd will know what to do 🔪

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Jimmy two times reached out to me, he said that Larry the Peg wanted his copy of Firefly Season 1 back.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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My friend Bandit and Skinny Luke told me that firefly was a huge hit back when I was in the DOC

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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I literally loving knew it and you fucks vilified me


I heard the phrase "in a vacuum" and immediately fingered the poster as a goon

ha ha

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Spinz posted:

I'm not gonna hold a grudge

It was obvious that you have a ton of inside knowledge about prison life, everything being salty on the outside rang immediately true for me for example

Did you get scared when it went so viral on Twitter? I would have been.

What prompted the reveal?


Tommy two times once went viral on Twitter.

He said his PO was reading the comments and almost sent him back to the klink

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Jimmy "milf" diamonds says CRAPPLE is the wave of the future

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Thinking to gas

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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StrangersInTheNight posted:

I maintain this is the dumbest justification for why it's fake bc 'in a vacuum' is not a goon phrase

Other people have pointed out way more valid reasons, but it was fun to believe and play along.

No. It's just common now and internet speak as of a few years ago or less.

I mean I was right so why am I even responding to this lol even lmao

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Harvey two times

Surely two timed me


Glad we got to the bottom of this before a vent hood was purchased

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Just the vote we were looking for.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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I'm mostly upset that this person didn't Trump bait the forum, like say that he was going to vote for Trump because all the white guys in prison said it was really good idea while everyone tries to carefully explain to him that it's a bad idea. Could have gone so much further so shame

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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This guy I met in jail named Seth Pecksniff told me that on the outside you cant get onions from Costco anymore


Really sad stuff at least In the klink you got free condiments

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Chinatown posted:

I keep pressing 1 but nothings happening. Mods please look into this tia.

Looking into this.

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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InsertPotPun posted:

who gives a gently caress? it's entertaining regardless and we'll never know the real truth. i'm not really a twelve foot tall oxen with golden horns, i've been pretending all these years, but you'd never be able to tell

also, zoo zoo: "OP" here means "office portal" and it's an in-joke about the first person to make the post. something about "the office" and a video game called "portal" both of which you should catch up on. i don't get it either but when people say it they're talking to or about you. i don't understand it myself
some more internet slang:
"lol"= "lots of laughs" is pretty obvious
"omg" = "only my god" it's a war cry for theists you can just ignore
"idk" = "i don't have a kow" a simpsons reference
"wtf"= "why the face" when you're confused about someone's face
"acab" = "a cop ate bees" and it's about this time a cop ate bees
"idk" i actually don't know what this one is
and, for some stupid loving reason, people sometimes abbreviate "pretty" and "very" as "p" and "v" respectively as in "they're p cool v much" and i hate it every single time. like "hella" except i think that's stopped?
yeah op: you missed "hella" so it was alllllll worth it

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