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19+27+1 = 47, 47<50, it's a bad start that you are already lying to us. Also while you were gone pornography became free and toasters now have touchscreens.
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There is a new career on the internet called "influencer", no one knows what they do but some of them get very wealthy doing it.
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May 23, 2023 17:23
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Corn Glizzy posted:The internet is all about spinning meat and celebrations of citrus There was that time that Kim Kardashian broke the internet, it was wild, none of knew what was going on and it took thousands of engineers weeks to fix it.
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May 23, 2023 17:25
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While you were in prison cable went went away and we got this knew thing called "Streaming" where you get on demand TV delivered through the internet for cheaper and it was great That lasted about 4 years and now you can watch literally anything you want at any time except now it is more expensive than cable and everyone hates it.
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May 23, 2023 17:30
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Do you have a smartphone? They must seem pretty wild.harveys zoo zoos posted:yes i can 30 years seems kind of short for pre-meditated torture and murder TBPH. Three Olives fucked around with this message at 18:09 on May 23, 2023 |
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May 23, 2023 18:09
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Newhart was all a dream.
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May 23, 2023 18:38
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harveys zoo zoos posted:yeah i wanted it to look like a suicide. i was a dumb kid and my sister had just hanged herself Wouldn't they have noticed that someone broke into the house?
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May 23, 2023 18:46
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harveys zoo zoos posted:the computer i use is way too old and my hands are too old and broken to play anything anyway https://hangmanwordgame.com/
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May 23, 2023 18:50
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While you were in prison, some guy invented a video game that he sold for a billion dollars and no one wants wishes they were him.
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May 23, 2023 19:00
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harveys zoo zoos posted:i don't really care about porn either Did you lose your virginity before prison? Because wait until you hear about dating today. the internet ruined it too
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May 23, 2023 19:58
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harveys zoo zoos posted:i'm curious but i have seen much much worse. prison isn't a dignified place No, some of us are really well adjusted, completely normal productive members of society.
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May 23, 2023 20:05
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It just occurred to me that the average Apple Watch that you will see a dozen of every day has better networking, more memory, more storage and a faster processor than some of the most expensive personal computers you could buy in 1996, like, by a lot.
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May 24, 2023 00:08
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harveys zoo zoos posted:he would jerk off into something non absorbent like a paper cup or waxed paper then give it to a guard who he paid to rush it over to the women's building. sometimes it would be 2 or 3 things of his cum Long story, I was on a jury for a super hosed up trial, like super hosed up, like I haven't even shared much of the details with my therapist or spouse because absolutely no one needs to burdened by the thought that someone actually did the things that this person did. Anyways, a minor component of it was the guy kept jerking off in front of guards and in the shower in front of guards and the defense tried to blow it off as like a totally normal thing that happens in jail all the time, mere twist of fate that a guard happened to catch him because it is just totally normal for inmates to be jerking it in front of other inmates in the shower. Is that a thing because we felt like it wasn't a normal thing for inmates to be just openly jerking it everywhere. We were pretty convinced that it wasn't, it was a minor point so we didn't spend much time thinking about it.
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May 24, 2023 18:08
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Neukoln19 posted:Don’t pay three olives any mins - if prison cells had a separate faucet for chilled water he’d be serving life Do you honestly think I would drink unfiltered tap water?
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May 24, 2023 19:57
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M_Gargantua posted:I think normally that would be a permanent ban. Odd situation where its on the back end instead though. Kinda like watching a 100,000 hour probation expire. Have we ever had a post incarceration murderer? I thought permas were for murderous goons that kill as active users.
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May 24, 2023 20:53
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:the site does have women but yes mostly NA men. Good chunk of Europeans, British, Finnish, German, Italian to name the ones I'm 100% certain of. Australians and Kiwis. At least two brazilians We had that one that lived in Libya.
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May 24, 2023 21:39
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harveys zoo zoos posted:like, the drugs are wild. i saw more than one guy dig through his poo poo to get a balloon of heroin that the guards knew he had smuggled in for him, only to eat it again right away. people fighting over poo poo covered balloons in the toilet is a nutty thing to see Please Note: Another SA contribution to the internet, Two Girls, One Cup.
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harveys zoo zoos posted:wow a whole tv show There was also Live PD where you get to see racist cops harass poor people. It's like Cops except it's live so it incentivized the cops to harass people. Anyways, it was cancelled when they filmed the officers pulling a black guy over for his headlights being on too bright and then murdering him over it and Live PD attempted to cover it up by deleting the footage to protect the cops.
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