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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix


Rolling down the River Styx.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/24/entertainment/tina-turner-death/index.html

neato burrito fucked around with this message at 20:16 on May 24, 2023

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

What's life but a sweet, old fashioned notion?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Dead Turner.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Ike turner looks up from hell

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
83 years old is a good amount of time on this planet, she did all right. RIP.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

drat that sucks, she ruled, black queen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL1l0Fz5RlE

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


RIP to her family

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZAAvt2nVAE

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Also

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

drat, I remember my mom buying and listening to the Private Dancer album a lot when I was young, Tina Turner owned it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4QnalIHlVc

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


Ended up watching some documentary about her over Christmas and I had never realised just how hard her life had been. Powerful Woman.






Hearing the news made me straight away think of Limmy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J_oee1S66M

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

But in keeping with honor of morbid puns, Tina Turned Up Dead

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
acid kween

Planet X
Dec 10, 2003

GOOD MORNING
I think Mark Knopfler wrote the song Private Dancer

Allegedly Dean Weens red stratocaster was used on the album. I believe it because if you were an LA guitar shop there's other albums you could lie about it being on

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Tina Turner is one of the many musicians that clearly obviously owned but I never really got into for some reason. I assume that's just my own fault. :rip:

Manto
Aug 27, 2003
Rawrr!
Looks like Master Blaster runs Bartertown now.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Manto posted:

Looks like Master Blaster runs Bartertown now.

Great Beyond Thunderdome

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
I didnt know she had been a Swiss citizen for 10 years

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

YeahTubaMike posted:

Tina Turner is one of the many musicians that clearly obviously owned but I never really got into for some reason. I assume that's just my own fault. :rip:

Agreed. I'm not a huge fan of her music but I have nothing but respect for her. She was an amazing woman.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

verbal enema posted:

I didnt know she had been a Swiss citizen for 10 years

The whole canton voted on it!

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

Goddammit Kissinger, stop harvesting souls.

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
she had a rough life too. not only was ike a fartmaster but she lost two kids, one to suicide

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

Private Cumshoe posted:

The whole canton voted on it!

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004


This is a dope headline and I don’t know how they slipped it past an editor given how inoffensive and mild the rest of the obituary is.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
domestic violence levity

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Tina Tur-NOT

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!

Planet X posted:

I think Mark Knopfler wrote the song Private Dancer

Allegedly Dean Weens red stratocaster was used on the album. I believe it because if you were an LA guitar shop there's other albums you could lie about it being on

I've heard the story of Carlos Santana's PRS being used on Transdermal Celebration, but this Certified Ween Fact™ is new to me. Thanks, friend.

RIP Weena Turner.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
All the people who confused her and Whitney Houston have peace at last

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Tina Turnip

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Finally Angela Bassett is at peace

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Omg

Jfc

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Ike went too far this time, I hope he gets locked up.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
That made me smile. You get 'im, Tina.

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
Thread title should've been "What's Life Got to Do With It"

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

I thought she died ages ago

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Wistful of Dollars posted:

I thought she died ages ago

Reminds me of some comedian who said when James Brown died, the headline should have been "James Brown, who was alive, found dead"

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

Wistful of Dollars posted:

I thought she died ages ago

You're probably remembering when Whitney Houston died and like half the SA thread were confusing her with Tina Turner

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

YeahTubaMike posted:

Tina Turner is one of the many musicians that clearly obviously owned but I never really got into for some reason. I assume that's just my own fault. :rip:

To be fair, three songs. It isn’t like Diana Ross died or anything.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Legit thought she died in the middle of Diana Ross and Whitney Houston dying

E: wait what?

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
She was a Swiss Citizen. That takes twenty years and millions of dollars.

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