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Prescott
May 16, 2023

I’m reading the Bible so I can teach the zombies about Heaven.
Doesn’t matter to what or to whom; but all of us united in a common moment for the health and peace of this community. Hope you’ll join me.

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I'm agnostic op, not sure it's gonna work

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
nah

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
:lol: no

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021
fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu op

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





sporkstand posted:

fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu op


Prescott
May 16, 2023

I’m reading the Bible so I can teach the zombies about Heaven.
Thread’s up an hour, zero replies, then five within a single minute’s span.

Prescott
May 16, 2023

I’m reading the Bible so I can teach the zombies about Heaven.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkLRith2wcc

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
was gonna rub one out right now but i think i'll wait until 10 pm est to get it nice and juicy for you op :twisted:

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





I'm praying for you to get banned OP

Prescott
May 16, 2023

I’m reading the Bible so I can teach the zombies about Heaven.

olives black posted:

was gonna rub one out right now but i think i'll wait until 10 pm est to get it nice and juicy for you op :twisted:
I’d actually appreciate it if you wanted to lay a sigil down when you do.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Prescott posted:

I’d actually appreciate it if you wanted to lay a sigil down when you do.

Only if your face is the paper and his seed is the ink.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

*bangs pots and pans together while howling like a wolf*

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
OP would never give away his time zone so I don't think this is OP and i don't think i should pray with u (not) op

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Balmakalaka Bolumbakala Satan Compels You Ombalamaka

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm charging up my crystals now to act as prayer capacitors

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

just checked my schedule and ill be takin a hefty poo poo, op, soryr

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
All hail king cat frog man bael

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Prescott
May 16, 2023

I’m reading the Bible so I can teach the zombies about Heaven.
Twenty minutes. Don’t feel you needn’t participate if you can’t find an angle to post about it, or even - especially - if you’re merely a lurker.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Gonna have to pass, just took a huge poo poo and I'm gonna need a bit to recover.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
No thank you :)

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

too busy praying the gay away, but I'll put it on the docket for the future

Prescott
May 16, 2023

I’m reading the Bible so I can teach the zombies about Heaven.
Thank you for joining me. Health and peace upon all who share in our mutual endeavor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftm2uv7-Ybw

Prescott
May 16, 2023

I’m reading the Bible so I can teach the zombies about Heaven.
Enjoy the rest of your night.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I did it op. go forth in peace and uh, y'know, have a good one

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Infidel Castro posted:

Gonna have to pass, just took a huge poo poo and I'm gonna need a bit to recover.

drat where you been bro :c00lbutt::respek::c00lbutt:

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Already prayed before dinner and I did not choke to death on a boneless spare rib. Thanks J.C.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
ia ia cthulhu ftagn

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

I prayed for your prayer to get canceled out to an even bigger god

GundamHealer
Jul 23, 2022

I prayed and I prayed but I still didn’t get big hooters and a new bike. What gives?

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Sorry dude I was watching the leftovers which is sort of spiritual and therefore counts.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



What religion are we part of?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

sigher posted:

What religion are we part of?

GBS? We're officially Reformed Zoroastrian but most of us don't practice.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I'm a Satanist OP, but I will join you.

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Duct Tape Engineer
Feb 16, 2005

Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I'm a Satanist OP, but I will join you.

Ave Satanas Ave Domine Inferne

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