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And normally this is like hey man I did my 2 albums, hosed all the pussy, clammy d gettin out of his recording contract and living on a fishing boat. But actually I’m kind of with it. They want to do rap/country crossover poo poo, and the want to produce my 3rd album, Clampede.  Normally this is where people would pee their pants over artistic integrity/industry sellout poo poo and poo poo but it’s gonna be cool. Like a dj is gonna cut up country tracks and raregroove/Detroit techno and I’m gonna rapsing, but not in a showtunesy sort of way. There’s gonna be live hand drums and chimes too so look out. They said too many chicks was gettin horny to my old poo poo and we’re missin like 50% of the market. They said we need to go nerdy and experimental and get more goony shitlords out to the show. I’m sort of like cool, whatever, I’m just a vessel for the music of the world anyways so gently caress it. Yeah it’s not a passion project, whatever. Imagine what the sound of a million panties hitting the floor all at once would sound like, I guess you’ll have to hahaha.  
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cumpantry posted:never heard of you wats your highest charting song “Wiggle your knees” 
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May 24, 2023 23:39
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:surely not a million all at once... It goes “ffffwwwwwtttthhhhhhuuuuuuh” like the softest parachute opening, but that ain’t where we’re goin Nobody even be knowin, How much my balls be swollen  
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Passive Aggreeable posted:I cant cause im paraplegic, so I sit here with all my demons That.. that song wasn’t about you. 
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May 24, 2023 23:46
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I see the girl with the hot knees in a lot of ladies, it’s not like EVERYONE has to measure up. 
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May 24, 2023 23:50
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If you walked A mile in my shoes, Well then you’d be Plucky too to two 2ooooooo Struttin like a chicken hawk Lookin for some chicken stock Out in outer space Illin like Mr spock
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May 25, 2023 03:52
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Literally A Person posted:New joint dropped. Clammy B smokin the charts. You ain’t even ready for the clampede tho.
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May 25, 2023 07:04
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In all fairness the only other act the label has right now is this horrible shrieking woman over these basic, washed out piano trance beats, like she’s supposed to sound “witchy” or whatever. Her album covers are always like a woman menstruating under a full moon and raising her hands to it while wolves howl in the distance or some poo poo like that and it’s like, all her music is pain or whatever. I don’t think she’s ever known the love of a witch, piano sounds busted af. It’s music for people who hate trance, and it’s selling.
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staberind posted:Many are saying your duet with Heidi "Klumbake" Klum was over sexualised, what would you say to these people? Lol probably but I never payed the engineer to turn the mic on. Just paid the caterer for lobster rolls and chicken wings, chicks love that poo poo. Clamdemic was my mushroom jazz solo project, even more solo than my first album (untitled) aka Tha HardD ShiDt because I detached from my own mind to find an even deeper meaning to pussy. 
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May 25, 2023 19:17
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When the clam in your face, It’s all you can taste. 
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May 27, 2023 13:52
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:When’s this thing dropping again? I’ve been standing in line at the record store for a week. Sir this is an Arby’s drive thru. 
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May 27, 2023 16:40
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Watch your wife ‘round that Clammy Call it gym class, Cause you dodgin balls, Clown school reject, Your dicks too small Really thought You could have it all, But the thick dick horses, Stay in their stall. 
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Jun 2, 2023 02:34
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Literally A Person posted:Yee haw Somebody wants to write a hook! 
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Jun 2, 2023 02:48
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:We got the clammeats! Clam sandwiches all day!! 
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Jun 2, 2023 02:49
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cumpantry posted:clammy wich hammy wich baked by 10 Hmmmm thirst trap.
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GET DONKED ON HAHAHAHA!  
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