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K3nT3n
Oct 8, 2015
If you see me posting my own tweets, please report me so I will be probated for a month.
OPTION 1: Thing One, Thing Two
OPTION 2: Thing One
OPTION 3: Thing Two

The answer is option 2... Thing One.

First you can turn the statement into the following function:

G= ([thing1] + [thing2]) > [thing 3, thing 4, ..., thing n+1]

We can change this to...

G = (thing 1 + thing 2) > x to the limit of infinity

There are infinite reasons as to why I would not be the greatest logician ever; so thing 1 + thing 2 must be greater than infinity itself.

G - (thing1 + thing2) = x to the limit of infinity

G - thing1 - thing 2 = x to the limit of infinity

Add thing 2 to both sides

G - thing1 = x to the limit of infinity

If we assume x to the limit of infinity is infinity, then...

[Me... aka God's Logician] - Thing One = Infinity

So thus, the answer is Thing One. I am the greatest logician ever because of Thing One.

[Me... aka God's Logician] = Infinity

Infinity minus 1 is infinity. But that can't be the answer, although that could be fundamentally true.

Thus,
I AM God.

K3nT3n fucked around with this message at 02:45 on May 25, 2023

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Staluigi
Jun 22, 2021

thermodynamics cheated
Timecube II: The Movie

K3nT3n
Oct 8, 2015
If you see me posting my own tweets, please report me so I will be probated for a month.

Staluigi posted:

Timecube II: The Movie

Waluigi Steals Christmas
https://youtu.be/E0v66gjRkXw

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
has anyone said the op's testicles? because i'm going to say the op's balls

AgentF
May 11, 2009
Can I be God too?

AgentF
May 11, 2009
I think I should be allowed. I'm just going to use the same logic as you.

K3nT3n
Oct 8, 2015
If you see me posting my own tweets, please report me so I will be probated for a month.

AgentF posted:

I think I should be allowed. I'm just going to use the same logic as you.

Drats. I am defeated...

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Whaddaya got there? Numbers??

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I thought the two things would be

and


I am disappointed in you.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
uh, hm

i'm not actually sure I can delete a poll once I make one, just close it

sorry OP :negative:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
You may be the greatest logician ever, but are you happy?

If so what has your logic given you, if so logically haven't you wasted your time becoming the greatest logician ever, so therefor are not that?

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

I am the second greatest logician but it's a pretty big gap so I'm really, really impressed.

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
This statement is false.

Ha! Got ya there, didn't I, Greatest Logician Ever?

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Don't be silly. If you really were a perfect logician you'd be on an island somewhere trying to work out what colour your eyes were

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wakka wakka
Oct 9, 2004

Angepain posted:

Don't be silly. If you really were a perfect logician you'd be on an island somewhere trying to work out what colour your eyes were

They're mostly white. Am I the greatest logician now?

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