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GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Sounds like he's living his best life, not caring what other people think. Congrats to "your buddy" ;)

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naem
May 29, 2011

like a big of sand…

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
no cyborg tits rated 0 would not click thread again

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Was you monitor turned on while you were playing video games with that "buddy" of yours, op?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
There are no split screen videogames in 2023, your buddy is a mirror lol

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
What's really dark is the stories that come out from repair jobs that have to be done to some of these real dolls. Things like broken necks and disjointed limbs bc their owners "got too rough".

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Live más OP.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


pulling your flaccid weiner out of a real doll must be just the worst post nut clarity ever lol

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

pulling your flaccid weiner out of a real doll must be just the worst post nut clarity ever lol

On the plus side it means there's not a real woman (or dude) looking at the flaccid weiner thinking "oh man, this loser just nutted in me, why did I say yes to them" So it's saving someone else from that horror.

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013


:hmmyes:

A heroic sacrifice even, when looked at in such a light.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

MrQwerty posted:

shoulda hosed it

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

cumpantry posted:

what video games did you play while chaperoned by a silicone effigy

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

cumpantry posted:

what video games did you play while chaperoned by a silicone effigy

Doom 2016, Doom Eternal, Lego Star Wars (split screen), and the new Mario Kart (split screen).

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





No one gives me funny looks when I take my anime pillow out to dinner.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Sophy Wackles posted:

No one gives me funny looks when I take my anime pillow out to dinner.

It’s somehow worse than no one notices you at all

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I can't believe you passed up on the opportunity to try out his doll, 2v1 style

52623
May 26, 2023
super soft mediocre tits :(

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Did you fingerblast that little turd, OP?

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
okay but how good do the feet feel

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


what the o look like

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
What is a ral doll? It sounds like an oxymoron.

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.
If a real doll is just a doll, does that make a real person a fake doll?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
OP's using the word 'cyborg' wrong, so all I can think of is that one picture of a sex doll made with what look like real bones.

And now you have to think of it too.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

BeastOfTheEdelwood posted:

If a real doll is just a doll, does that make a real person a fake doll?

a real person is a fake doll because they’re not a real doll

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
oh btw op thank you for reminding me of Vince Kissinger's existence. I'm sad now

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
There's a shortage of realdoll-based horror films out there.

Like there should be a movie about a guy whose realdoll gets jealous he's dating a real woman and comes to life to get revenge.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

JediTalentAgent posted:

There's a shortage of realdoll-based horror films out there.

Like there should be a movie about a guy whose realdoll gets jealous he's dating a real woman and comes to life to get revenge.

This is pretty close

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

HELLO DID SOMEBODY SAY CYBORG TITS?

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

this is basically just inspecting your buddy's fleshlight when he went to the bathroom to see how it feels

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Basically?

SwissDonkey
Mar 29, 2007

You and the others in your friends group should weekend at bernies the thing and send him the video

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
Vince Kissinger, op's friend... how many other people buy these things and treat them like anything more than an onahole that you rinse out and toss under the bed

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Poohs Packin posted:

this is basically just inspecting your buddy's fleshlight when he went to the bathroom to see how it feels

P brave casting the first stone, dude

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

P brave casting the first stone, dude

Just saying I usually ask before fondling my friend's sex arses.

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat

Corn Glizzy posted:

Someone link the thread of that thrush faced guy and his real doll adventures

I don't think we do that anymore. However, a quick google shows that he's still out there and still posting doll stuff on Youtube and instagram. Dude is living his life and giving no fucks, so more power to him I guess.

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life
what do real boobs feel like im so lonely

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

So is there a button that makes them jiggle or light up or something?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Poohs Packin posted:

Just saying I usually ask before fondling my friend's sex arses.

I was afraid to ask.

Because then I knew the next way that conversation could go is, “No you can’t touch her boobs. She’s my wife and I love her.”

I wasn’t ready for that conversation with him yet.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Corn Glizzy posted:

Someone link the thread of that thrush faced guy and his real doll adventures

Also OP when your friend finds out he’s gonna divorce the doll and then you’ll have to take her in

Internetjack posted:

No, don't. Of all the things I've read on SA that was the worst, most depressing, sad tale I've ever read. That is saying a lot.

how can I not be interested after a rave review like that?

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I was afraid to ask.

Because then I knew the next way that conversation could go is, “No you can’t touch her boobs. She’s my wife and I love her.”

I wasn’t ready for that conversation with him yet.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

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