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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Doom 2016, Doom Eternal, rip and tear those tits op
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It's not a doll it's an action figure
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May 29, 2023 16:20
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May 29, 2023 16:41
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When your bro got up to pee out whatever and you felt up the doll tit, did you get back to the couch in time for your bro to return or were you caught next to it awkwardly pretending you were getting up for more drinks and only just happened by it?
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May 29, 2023 17:13
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op why did you try to seduce your friends wife
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May 29, 2023 17:15
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Yeah, you need to let your friend know that his wife's cheating on him.
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May 29, 2023 17:38
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Playing with my platonic friend's dildo collection, as a joke 
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May 29, 2023 17:38
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Has someone hooked one of these things up to chatGPT?
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May 29, 2023 17:51
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Smugworth posted:It's not a doll it's an action figure He said this exact phrase. chainchompz posted:When your bro got up to pee out whatever and you felt up the doll tit, did you get back to the couch in time for your bro to return or were you caught next to it awkwardly pretending you were getting up for more drinks and only just happened by it? I was back on the couch in time. This made me think of this one time when me and my friend were teenagers. I remember we were hanging out in my room and I left to go to the bathroom. I couldn’t have been gone more than 45 seconds. When I opened the door back to my room he was sitting on my computer and he opened like seven tabs of porn. He stared at me like a deer caught in headlights and said something like, “Ugghh I think there’s something wrong with your computer I was just trying to check MySpace.” Dude I was gone for less than a minute and you open my computer and start searching for porn? What did you think you were going to accomplish in a couple seconds? I go to the bathroom: He downloads porn on my computer. 20 years later. He goes to the bathroom: I grab his robot wife’s tits. Are we even now?
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May 29, 2023 18:07
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Do androids dream of electric tits?
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May 29, 2023 18:09
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Did he name the doll? Does it have like a regular woman’s name or did he go with a wacky porn name like Dusty Gazongas?
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May 29, 2023 18:35
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:He said this exact phrase. Seven tabs of porn? Next time squeeze the doll's rear end, maybe sniff her hair a little
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May 30, 2023 09:17
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finding a weird crunchy sock under your buddy's bed and giving it a squeeze out of curiosity
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May 30, 2023 09:59
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I mean, let's be honest here for a second. Who here wouldn't fondle a buddy's anthropomorphic fleshlight to see what's all about? Yes, ok, me. I would never do something like that. But is there anyone else? Let's not throw the first stone here, guys
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May 30, 2023 10:09
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You have to confess this to your friend. Honesty and a respect for each other's property are the cornerstones of any good friendship.
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May 30, 2023 10:10
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did she smell good what did she smell like?
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May 30, 2023 10:13
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Did you try holding your hand under a blacklight after you got home?
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May 30, 2023 10:14
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I was afraid to ask. I was really curious about the dynamic here where you've got a sex doll in the next room that's a totally new thing and you just chill and smoke weed and play vids and nobody says anything about it. Was there any acknowledgement of the sex doll? Did it have a name?
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May 30, 2023 10:41
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If you were really his friend you'd gently caress him yourself so he didn't have a need for a real doll Leaving all that porn around while together...he's dropping hints bro
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May 30, 2023 11:14
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Poohs Packin posted:I was really curious about the dynamic here where you've got a sex doll in the next room that's a totally new thing and you just chill and smoke weed and play vids and nobody says anything about it. 
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May 30, 2023 11:15
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After reading all the info OP has provided about their friend this just sounds like a cry for help. Also I remember finding out how much people pay for realdolls and similar poo poo and holy loving poo poo WHY? Like just buy a loving masturbation sleeve and use the rest for therapy, or a brothel, or like, delicious snacks. A billion better uses for the money.
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May 30, 2023 12:29
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OP should embark on a project to hide motors and stuff in the doll thingy so that it twitches its fingers randomly or blinks once or twice. Just to freak his friend right out.
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May 30, 2023 12:46
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Buying a real doll seems like the final step towards admitting you'll never have sex again in your life. It's in the house now, you've spent an insane amount of money on it, and you can't easily hide or dispose of the thing if you ever decide to try dating people again. At what point did your buddy decide this was it for him?
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May 30, 2023 12:56
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Funky See Funky Do posted:You have to confess this to your friend. Honesty and a respect for each other's property are the cornerstones of any good friendship. hosed up that you're calling this guy's wife his property
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May 30, 2023 12:59
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gently caress and cum in the doll. You know, to really give your buddy a good ribbing! 
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May 30, 2023 13:02
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Stick a piece of shrimp in there, as a prank
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May 30, 2023 13:05
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A Fancy Hat posted:have sex again Big assumption here
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May 30, 2023 13:20
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syntaxfunction posted:After reading all the info OP has provided about their friend this just sounds like a cry for help.
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May 30, 2023 13:51
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MrQwerty posted:hosed up that you're calling this guy's wife his property This is no time for politics, snowflake. The OP groped his friend's wife!
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May 30, 2023 13:57
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olives black posted:okay but how good do the feet feel still haven't received an answer to this question  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 30, 2023 14:08
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I’m imagining a fight club scenario where OP is actually his friends alter identity. He listed a bunch of video games that had coop, but played them all single player. He touched the dolls boob, but when he assumed the identity of his “friend” he hosed that doll. Just like Ed Norton doing Helena Bonham Carter’s breast exam. The mental stress of knowing that he’s a dollfucker caused his psyche to split in half. He is also plotting a Luddite revolution.
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May 30, 2023 14:35
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space uncle posted:I’m imagining a fight club scenario where OP is actually his friends alter identity. 
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May 30, 2023 14:40
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Things got really awkward when his friend passed his controller to the doll
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May 30, 2023 14:42
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Smugworth posted:It's not a doll it's an action figure
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May 30, 2023 14:43
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A Fancy Hat posted:Buying a real doll seems like the final step towards admitting you'll never have sex again in your life. It's in the house now, you've spent an insane amount of money on it, and you can't easily hide or dispose of the thing if you ever decide to try dating people again. This has been a long time coming for years. He’s extremely particular about women to a fault. Like I can’t remember the last time he got laid, but it has happened. He’s had opportunities since then that he has failed to act on. Poohs Packin posted:I was really curious about the dynamic here where you've got a sex doll in the next room that's a totally new thing and you just chill and smoke weed and play vids and nobody says anything about it. Yes. Her name is Jessica. I knew about it beforehand. And when I went inside his house he showed it to me and kind of explained how it worked. McSpanky posted:Next time squeeze the doll's rear end, maybe sniff her hair a little
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May 30, 2023 15:00
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:he showed it to me and kind of explained how it worked. "yeah so i put my dick in one of those holes, then i move it in and out until i cum"
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May 30, 2023 15:03
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:
Your friend will murder someone if he hasn't already. He named the doll?
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May 30, 2023 15:37
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:This has been a long time coming for years. He’s extremely particular about women to a fault. I feel like the stories behind this comment are as good as the realdoll stories, if not better
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May 30, 2023 15:49
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A Fancy Hat posted:Your friend will murder someone if he hasn't already. He named the doll? what, you dont name your pokemon too?
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McSpanky posted:Next time squeeze the doll's rear end, maybe sniff her hair a little Apparently it’s real human hair, so I’m all set with that.
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