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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

olives black posted:

still haven't received an answer to this question :mad:

i can't tell if the foot thing is a gimmick you're doing or your actual fetish but it's not landing either way

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

slap her rear end in front of your friend and see what he does

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Apparently it’s real human hair, so I’m all set with that.

Better find out if there are real human bones in there, too.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Do the cyborg tits have alternate sound settings, or is it just the traditional honking noise?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

special gold cabling, for a warmer sound

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat

Stoatbringer posted:

Do the cyborg tits have alternate sound settings, or is it just the traditional honking noise?

Awooogah

Gorgeous Zan
Apr 13, 2007

New Haven Yacht Club
How big are we talking here?

We talking natural human proportions or were these warlocks the size of medicine balls?

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
warlocks

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

what's the point of a multi thousand dollar sex doll if it doesn't have basketball sized titties and rear end

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Yes. Her name is Jessica. I knew about it beforehand. And when I went inside his house he showed it to me and kind of explained how it worked.

I don't know why but the burning question I have is about its poseability.

Is everything a ball and socket? Is it kind of gelatinous and flaccid and bendy? Or do the joints, like, ratchet into positions with what I imagine is some kind of horrifying snapping sound

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Peggy Edson posted:

what's the point of a multi thousand dollar sex doll if it doesn't have basketball sized titties and rear end fully animatronic feet

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

wtf

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!
:sweep:

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



I wish I had posted my guess of the doll name, somehow I knew it was going to be Jessica.

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"Negotiations were going well. They were very impressed by my hat." -Issaries the Concilliator"
That was a good first probe.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

olives black posted:

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hot cocoa on the tough but fair

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

now can we get back to talking about jizming in the robot lady :sweep:

itry
Aug 23, 2019




TIL

https://www.allure.com/story/real-doll-fantasy-sex-dolls posted:

"I mean, we've done purple elves. The goblin we're working on now is this really cool olive green color. We've done blue dolls. We've done a devil doll."

:nws:https://media.allure.com/photos/6091bf48fc0a518fd242ea10/master/w_1600,c_limit/embed2.jpg



And speaking of creepy dolls...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMrMukxTpEw

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Apparently it’s real human hair, so I’m all set with that.

Just when I thought RealDolls couldn’t get any creepier.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

"Hi, I hear you accept donations of human hair? I've just had mine cut as it was so long, so thought I'd donate it."
"Thank you every so much, this is wonderful."
"So you make, like, wigs for cancer patients, right?"
"Um... well... Not exactly...."

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

olives black posted:

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I know absolutely nothing about the foot situation. Nothing was asked, or mentioned. I don’t even remember if the doll was wearing shoes. I have zero information about sex doll feet.

Zero info about the armpits too, you weirdos.

Hazo posted:

I don't know why but the burning question I have is about its poseability.

Is everything a ball and socket? Is it kind of gelatinous and flaccid and bendy? Or do the joints, like, ratchet into positions with what I imagine is some kind of horrifying snapping sound

I don’t know the details, but he said the doll is fully poseable and can even stand upright.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

you'll know your buddy really went off the deep end when he starts wearing a wedding band and the doll has a $20k wedding ring, op

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Is it super goony of me that the only thing I find disturbing about this thread is misuse of the word cyborg?

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE




Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


lmao

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

:lmao:

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Incredible stuff

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011




:hmmyes:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

hey what program do you use to do this?

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Important question: do you guys know anyone named Jessica IRL?

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Poohs Packin posted:

Important question: do you guys know anyone named Jessica IRL?

yeah not to brag but i know jessica rabbit irl

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

This was essentially me except I just kept walking.

Does this mean I have less shame than Abe Simpson?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

yes

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Tell us more about your friend's "particularities" when it comes to women. Are they anime related?

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

This was essentially me except I just kept walking.

Does this mean I have less shame than Abe Simpson?

I don't see Abe giving her a titty twister.

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Canuckistan posted:

I don't see Abe giving his friends' wife a titty twister.

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