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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Do they use real human hair for everything?

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I keep donating my pubes and this is where they end up?!!?

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Colonel Cancer posted:

I keep donating my pubes and this is where they end up?!!?

No they use those to test RPGs at military firing ranges.

Tnuctip
Sep 25, 2017

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
OP you've already gone this far so next time you're over at your mate's stick your hand down its pants and pluck a pube for a preliminary public perlustration.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

how u wash the cum out of ur doll op? :thunk:

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Was this one of the “normal” real dolls or was it one of the anime real dolls?

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
Was it brand new or refurbished?

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
It was a Dumpster Doll (TM)

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Baby, why do you always close your eyes when we do it?

Because I'm laying down.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Peggy Edson posted:

how u wash the cum out of ur doll op? :thunk:

I think you just sit her down on the bidet and let ‘er rip

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
You've all heard of Detachabal Penis, make way for Partible Pussy!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Treecko posted:

You've all heard of Detachabal Penis, make way for Partible Pussy!

Actually I guess making certain parts modular would make sense for easy cleaning

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Baby, why do you always close your eyes when we do it?

Because I'm laying down.

:2monocle:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Robo tits are cool but apparently cyborg feet aren't. Got it.

In a thread about cyborg tits.

Thanks morality police.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 04:39 on May 31, 2023

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Im not into feet but dr light's failed protege dr scholls made a bunch of progress in the field that i think is being disrespected rn

Again, not into feet. Im just not into kink shaming the lamest of kinks

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Nvidia what have you done?

Does it have the latest firmware revision or did he jailbreak it with a 90’s soundboard?

Mmm yeah does that feel good?

Im Detective John kimball!

Haptical Sales Slut fucked around with this message at 08:46 on May 31, 2023

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

Peggy Edson posted:

how u wash the cum out of ur doll op? :thunk:

Archer already showed this, just remove the vagina and wash it in the sink

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Funky See Funky Do posted:

You have to confess this to your friend. Honesty and a respect for each other's property are the cornerstones of any good friendship.

Yeah, drop a dime on that rubber slut.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

Im not into feet but dr light's failed protege dr scholls made a bunch of progress in the field that i think is being disrespected rn

Again, not into feet. Im just not into kink shaming the lamest of kinks

No, being into feet is the opposite of being into the lame.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Unless you're into foot torture or something, is that a thing? It's a thing, I bet.

Also, OP should have asked to cop a feel. I would expect that to be the first thing people ask if I were into dolls. Do you think they let you try a test squeeze at the factory?

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy
I watched My Sex Robot (2010) with my boyfriend when it was streaming on Netflix. Great date night choice; it was a nice 46 minutes of feeling better about ourselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5_bWnFhxsI

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
No one cares about the kink, it's the weirdness of repeatedly attempting a "what's ur discord" manoeuvre, which, ironic or not, just gets sad.

Like a realdoll, really. Lotta parallels in this thread.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Rev. Melchisedech Howler posted:

Was it brand new or refurbished?

We prefer the term "pre-loved".

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

For sale, baby shoes.
Never jizzed in.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7gi57NJDds

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Stoatbringer posted:

We prefer the term "pre-loved".

lol

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
Call me when they make a real doll that's 80ft tall so I can crawl into its mouth and swim about in a pool of acid in its belly while cranking off, nerds.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

How many nerds will you be cranking off?

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
No one in this guy's life being surprised, and OP knowing him for 20 years but having so-so respect for him, is giving 'done making progress as a human being' written all over it, but kinda for the whole crew

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Stoatbringer posted:

How many nerds will you be cranking off?

Can probably fit a good four or five guys in there. Could even make it a whole bit like "my giant wife is hungry, she's ordered five guys" and then we all get burned up and cranked off.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Disco Pope posted:

Call me when they make a real doll that's 80ft tall so I can crawl into its mouth and swim about in a pool of acid in its belly while cranking off, nerds.

What sort of shoe size would an 80 foot woman have? Asking for a friend.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Burlington Coat Factory sells shoes for 80ft women. (they are soccer cleats tho)

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Poohs Packin posted:

What sort of shoe size would an 80 foot woman have? Asking for a friend.

Pervert.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Realdolls must be quite heavy. Seems like it would be a bit of a mood-killer having to get a wheelbarrow out to take your latex lovebot to the bedroom.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
One of the more disturbing things I remember from the old dollfucker thread is that they're all literally child sized for that very reason.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Peggy Edson posted:

how u wash the cum out of ur doll op? :thunk:
This actually ruins the doll. What you're supposed to do is just wipe it off real quick, and then rub some cooking oil on it before putting it away so you don't screw up the seasoning.

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

Funky See Funky Do posted:

One of the more disturbing things I remember from the old dollfucker thread is that they're all literally child sized for that very reason.

Yes... "for that reason"

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Why don’t these types of people just bathe regularly and not be weird creeps?

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