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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



Willa Rogers posted:

gdi, I just donated but did it thru nichael's first link, not the second.

will that count toward the fundraising goal?

yeah of course. the only difference is one I keep for metrics on C-SPAM, and one is just the normie link..... unfortunately you've labeled yourself a normie now, but thanks all the same Willa!

bedpan posted:

well I'm going to have to scratch "loser who couldn't raise the money" off of my insult list and workshop something else

what about "cheeto mussolini"???? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Willa Rogers posted:

ok well I kicked in another $25 toward nichael.

can't have too much of people being found innocent!
drat, you're too kind. thank you. can't wait to let everyone out of jail except hillary clinton

Nichael has issued a correction as of 23:09 on Jun 9, 2023

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Pillow Face
Jun 22, 2004




Spreading the Nite Crew cancer one volunteer shift at a time.

i have cum stuck in my head

garlic is gonna be a banger

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Pillow Face posted:

i have cum stuck in my head

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

Pillow Face posted:

i have cum stuck in my head

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Nichael posted:

My disillusionment is effectively some unknowable singularity of infinite mass already.

You're still trying to slap bandaids on the biggest force for evil in the world today so I believe in you to do better.
Respect for trying something I guess.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
I have a personal song about garlic now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-XGI6hmzdE

I should post this to my work Teams account without comment

six1123
Jun 11, 2023
so you're giving back one free entry into a sweepstakes to win a free $50 Visa gift card?

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


six1123 posted:

so you're giving back one free entry into a sweepstakes to win a free $50 Visa gift card?

Wawa

six1123
Jun 11, 2023


Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



Everyone who voted for a leftist in the last six years got this email regarding their order of democracy.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

lmao what kind of name is "matthew"

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


500 good dogs posted:

lmao what kind of name is "matthew"

It's not a dignified name like Bernie Porn, MRA.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I love being told by one of my law professors that organizing/fundraising for a pro bono legal non-profit is not "substantive" work. :shepicide:

Libs.... libs never changes....

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
obviously you should have tried for an internship at the legal department for dupont, 3m, the chicken factory, or lockheed martin.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

silicone thrills posted:

obviously you should have tried for an internship at the legal department for dupont, 3m, the chicken factory, or lockheed martin.

I can tell an upward climber when i see one!!

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Nichael posted:

I love being told by one of my law professors that organizing/fundraising for a pro bono legal non-profit is not "substantive" work. :shepicide:

Libs.... libs never changes....

you'll never get a job working for a PCB incinerator doing the stuff you are doing

and working for the people arguing for slavery in the supreme court is the point of the legal profession

did you tell the guy that your work was more substantive that being a law professor?

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


bedpan posted:

you'll never get a job working for a PCB incinerator doing the stuff you are doing

and working for the people arguing for slavery in the supreme court is the point of the legal profession

did you tell the guy that your work was more substantive that being a law professor?
I will when I'm done my final class with her next semester.

ladybittertea
Jun 14, 2023
I’m just here for the songs about cum

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


ladybittertea posted:

I’m just here for the songs about cum

Who isn't?

Pillow Face
Jun 22, 2004




Spreading the Nite Crew cancer one volunteer shift at a time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVSEhCuY2lk

tweaked the mix balance, added sub, maybe will tweak more later and re-up, lyrics:

sometimes i get a little down
everything that i want seems out of reach
sometimes i wanna unalive
that's when i go to my go-to fantasy

the billionaires and politicians
CEOs and celebrities
hosed us over, so i can't wait to

chop their heads like garlic
i'll mince their heads like garlic
i'll fry them up in oil like garlic
i'll serve them up with garlic

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
loving magnificent

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
I have grave news. I am pro-Delaware and take no pleasure in reporting this.

ladybittertea
Jun 14, 2023

a helpful bear posted:

I have grave news. I am pro-Delaware and take no pleasure in reporting this.



I’ve already accepted that we live in a state of purgatory here and that Delaware does not in fact exist.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


a helpful bear posted:

I have grave news. I am pro-Delaware and take no pleasure in reporting this.



You were not supposed to divulge this.... There will be repercussions. MTK.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


"Delaware doesn't have a [wrongful conviction problem]. There's only been one."

I wish I lived in the world these people live in.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Sorry I have been on the run since my last post

If we all donate and put the pieces together that this inside had been mailing me, we can destroy the Government of the State of Delaware and Nichael, who is a critical gear in the “machinations” of this Evil system, do not let his lies deceive you, with it!!!

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
im nichael

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
no, i am nichael

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=730jXH_Ni7Y
[Fallout: New Vegas slide voice]

After the Battle of the Ebright Azimuth, the Neoliberal Hegemony successfully drove Nichael underground. Some say masked wanderers of the Delaware Wasteland claim his title, though none have verified this through any means besides posts of "im nichael," "lmao," and "im gay". Whether or not there is a true Nichael in the aftermath of the DelDems Conflict is a mystery best left for future travelers, who are brave enough to venture into the Corporate Fiefdoms. Regardless citizens of the Delaware Wasteland have one undisputed truth... Succ... Succ never changes.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Apparently the state of Delaware established its own "Actual Innocence Project" in 2016:

quote:

The Delaware Department of Justice says they have created the Actual Innocence Project.

Delaware Attorney General Matt Denn says that the Delaware Department of Justice has started an Actual Innocence Project to make sure that there are no persons serving time in Delaware correctional facilities who have evidence that establishes their innocence.
Okay sounds good...

quote:

The process will reportedly be watched over by DOJ’s Office of Civil Rights and Public Trust and will incorporate participation from DOJ’s Criminal Division and a Special Assistant Attorney General to be appointed from outside the Department of Justice. Former Delaware Supreme Court Justice Henry duPont Ridgely who is reportedly currently senior counsel at DLA Piper LLP says he will serve on a volunteer basis as the first Special Assistant Attorney General to help with the project.
Huh alright... a DuPont was working with it. I guess it's nice of him to volunteer his time while not too busy running a law firm "with offices in over 40 countries throughout the Americas, Asia Pacific, Europe, Africa, and the Middle East," and $3.471 billion in revenue.


quote:

Officials say the biggest decision of whether to look to reopen an inmate’s criminal matter based on proof of his innocence will stay with the Department of Justice.

The Actual Innocence Project will contemplate inmate petitions who have physical, scientific, or documentary evidence suggesting that they committed no criminal wrongdoing such as forensic evidence, audio or video evidence, electronic evidence, including email or phone records, or other physical evidence. The Actual Innocence Project will reportedly not consider petitions from renunciations, or revisions of prior statements, or the production of new statements.
Huh, I'm sure trusting the system that hosed you initially won't be bad the second time...

quote:

Attorney General Denn says, “Our prosecutors believe in justice,” that means ensuring that people who have committed crimes are appropriately punished, and it means ensuring that people who have not committed crimes are not punished. The Actual Innocence Project is another tool for us to ensure that we are fulfilling that responsibility.”
But it's alright, the former AG says our prosecutors are nice. :downs:

quote:

Former Justice Ridgely says “If even one person in prison is actually innocent of any crime, that is one person too many,” I look forward to helping the Department of Justice identify if that has happened so that justice may be done.”

Officials say that The Actual Innocence Project is not created to substitute existing processes in Delaware like the clemency process through the Board of Pardons, nor is it for persons who say that they were convicted of or pleaded guilty to a crime more severe than the one they actually committed. The Project is reportedly for people who say they are serving jail time when they really committed no crime.
Alright...

quote:

Attorney General Matt Denn told 47 ABC, “I suspect that there are probably very few people to whom it applies, I have a lot of confidence in our justice system. But if there is even one person who is serving time in prison and has proof that they didn’t commit a crime, that’s something we want to know about.”
:hmmyes: Why would miscarriages of justice take place in the state run by banks and a wife-beating senator?


quote:

People who want to file a petition with the Actual Innocence Project can do so on the Delaware Department of Justice website.
But let's give them a chance, and check out the website that's linked...

Nichael has issued a correction as of 22:16 on Jun 20, 2023

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I'm $3,500 from reaching the summer Innocence Project Delaware summer goal six weeks early. I also already started fundraising for their upcoming gala on September 14th, and in a single donation, landed 25% of their $40,000 goal. It's truly been a summer of obnoxious and terrible politicking with all sorts of people (I'm particularly looking forward to meetings tomorrow and Tuesday which promise to be wild).

Also, please tell me if you donated and want any of the gifts. There's at least three $100 gifts out there who can request a song from Pillow Face for his flop album C-SPAM Gives Back.

Also also, please tell me if you want to use this thread for your own causes. I want to help, I like begging people and helping others to beg people for good causes.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
bump

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Been trying to track down the last $2,500 or so for the summer fundraiser. Also trying to get people to attend/sponsor this gala around here.

In the meantime, C-SPAM's own Pillow Face, and my frequent collaborator in Delaware bullshit, is about to go live with his band Dirt Bagel Fist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW7FRmn3K-o (1 hour 25 minutes or so in for people watching after it's done)

Vice Chancellor Glasscock will be in attendance.

Nichael has issued a correction as of 02:28 on Jul 25, 2023

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
as long as nobody's swinging dicks, he should be just fine

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I just asked C-SPAM superstar, Bill Mitchell, for money because who cares anymore

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


emfive posted:

I have a personal song about garlic now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-XGI6hmzdE

I should post this to my work Teams account without comment

did you ever do this

you'll get a raise

or something else, whatever who cares

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Nichael posted:

I just asked C-SPAM superstar, Bill Mitchell, for money because who cares anymore

what did he say

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


a helpful bear posted:

what did he say

waiting on a reply :pray:

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
Nichael why am I getting again texts suddenly from Texas democrats

I don't even live there

I s2g if you've groomed this former troop into running against Ted Cruz too I'm taking back my donation

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


HiroProtagonist posted:

Nichael why am I getting again texts suddenly from Texas democrats

I don't even live there

that one isn't me lol

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