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May 30, 2023 05:30
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Tell the birds you have a map of the lost founding fathers' treasure that is inside the tin can of dinty moore beefstew that is actually poisoned with C4 and confetti OP after you ate the entire stew in one sitting OP
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May 30, 2023 05:33
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OP begin perceiving other living entities as bags of organs brimming with rotting, festering, rancid fecal matter that is a non-insignificant proportion of their total biomass and ponder what the organic energy waste smells like and what it would feel like if you ran your fingers through it and how it compares to the feces accumulating inside your own body, the birds will understand and leave out of respect for another Wise One.
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May 30, 2023 05:35
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feed them so much they become too fat to fly up there and that's when you become internet famous for having pet fat rear end birds
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May 30, 2023 05:41
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xamXY_97NAY The OP irl
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May 30, 2023 06:14
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Just forfeit your house to the birds and move on.
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May 30, 2023 07:12
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Puke on Cops posted:I used to feel this way, but when you have to power wash bird poo poo off of sidewalks week after week, you just get sick of them. That's actually the best way to deal with it, reintroduce a solid raptor population to keep population levels down. Like using Falcons around vineyards/airports/whatever. More raptors everywhere in general.
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