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Bend over and violently projectile liquid poo poo out of your highly blistered and flabby pimply rear end like a firehose while screaming at the spike birds OP
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Perform a forbidden satanic ritual involving at least 0.5L blood of virgins (yours counts  ) to draw a pentagram and chant the power words to summon Moloch to destroy the birds OP
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May 30, 2023 05:26
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Kurd birds heard nerds' turd words
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May 30, 2023 05:30
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Tell the birds you have a map of the lost founding fathers' treasure that is inside the tin can of dinty moore beefstew that is actually poisoned with C4 and confetti OP after you ate the entire stew in one sitting OP
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May 30, 2023 05:33
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OP begin perceiving other living entities as bags of organs brimming with rotting, festering, rancid fecal matter that is a non-insignificant proportion of their total biomass and ponder what the organic energy waste smells like and what it would feel like if you ran your fingers through it and how it compares to the feces accumulating inside your own body, the birds will understand and leave out of respect for another Wise One.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xamXY_97NAY The OP irl
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