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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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It's what's for dinner.

sebzilla posted:

It's already too drat hot, whatever happened to the perma-drizzle of my youth!

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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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It's what's for dinner.
And El Niño hasn't even gotten started


Edit: the UKHSA is doing a thing:


quote:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-65769165

The Heat Health Alert system will operate year-round, but the core alerting season will run from 1 June to 30 September. The system will offer regional information and advice to the public and send guidance direct to NHS England, the government and healthcare professionals.

Individuals can sign up to receive alerts directly here, and people can specify which region they would like to receive alerts for.

There will be four alert colours, with green indicating no risk to health:

- yellow means the heat could affect the particularly vulnerable - over-65s and those with an underlying health condition

- amber means the impact could affect the wider population and is likely to be felt across the whole health service

- red means a significant risk to life even for healthy people and a severe impact across all sectors would be expected

Microplastics fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Jun 1, 2023

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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It's what's for dinner.
Turns out the virgin>O2 switch over has gone all fucky so if you're expecting a call today, good luck on getting it.

(i was expecting a call from my mechanic and he's had trouble reaching multiple customers... texts getting through ok though)

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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It's what's for dinner.
Shoulda got a proper repairman in there, bish bash bosh job sorted. Sorry mate looks like your MIMO is worn out, you need a whole new one, that'll be *tuts, shakes head, whistles, looks at piece of paper* 2 billion pounds

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Keir won't win the debates on charisma, he'll win because the tory base will see A Dark Skinned Man Is Talking How Dare He

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Don't worry it's about their safety (not important) not the safety of the track (important because me)

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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happyhippy posted:

Politicians never get done for pedoness.
They die, then its hinted at.

The Pedoness of Lancashire

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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What you need OwlFancier is a dwarf's helm

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Sounds like he had a 'head' start!

wait hang on let me workshop this a bit

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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OwlFancier posted:

I do not want to 👀 at nigel's twitter space he can keep that covered in public thank you very much.

Actually that whole thing reads too much like an onlyfans.

Exclusive 'behind' the 'scenes' content :grin:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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He's got his hand out like the small boats are being thrown at him, like little lego boats


e: "stop the boats :qq: it hurts :qq:"

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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stomp the boots

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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OwlFancier posted:

Could save a lot of money by buying a poll axe instead.

What, and making cuts? I'm sure they're already thinking of that

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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You're thinking of his custard cannon.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Clarence posted:

Is there any streaming service that has Bottom on it?

My bottom is always a streaming service

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Jedit posted:

My sister just got gazumped on a flat she was buying. Anyone got any good advice on how to avoid this in future, or is she at the mercy of scummy solicitors?

OK this is going to sound crazy but we just had a viewing today (we're selling our flat) and the viewer said she had just been "gazumped" (her word) on another flat she was trying to buy

Did your sister just have a look around our flat?? Lol

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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It's what's for dinner.
Just put an ad on nextdoor saying "remember proper bulbs?? I'm giving these away and the woke council can't do anything about it!" and you'll have people queuing up to take them off you

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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It's what's for dinner.
CUT THE ECONOMY
STOP WAITING LISTS
GROW THE BOATS

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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non-Aryans and communists: the only people who could be punished by the nazis, because of The Rules

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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MrTundra posted:

Coming to my work address so it can get shared around.

Wow rookie error imo

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Dorries' piss status: boiled

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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In 115 years you'll be making a million a year in interest and you'll need it for when you're picking up a £4,000 pint of milk

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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smellmycheese posted:

Honestly surprised they didn’t go with “Corbyn’s Britain”



Isn't that a vision of rishi's Britain

The one we're in right now, where those things are happening

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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keep punching joe posted:

My train got cancelled so I popped into the local pub for a pint and there are a bunch of golliwogs behind the bar :yikeseroo:

Typical - the wrong thing got cancelled yet again

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Bobby Deluxe posted:

[goose meme]free up the staff to do what

FREE UP THE STAFF TO DO WHAT MOTHERFUCKER

save money

By not being staff any more

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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I enjoyed how I met your mother

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Also the show was good too

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Mr Phillby posted:

Humour is subjective.

NO

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Pistol_Pete posted:

I saw there'd been a bunch of new posts and assumed something had happened but, nope.

Something did happen. People enjoyed things incorrectly

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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in landlording news

Tenant urges others to follow after deposit win

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A series of housing tribunal rulings have now rejected EHPL's argument that it is operating holiday lets from Mr Fortune's properties and as such the people living there should get the same protections as ordinary letting agreements.

quote:

"But it has been three years now, a lot of effort and stress in this process, but I am doing it for the other people in this situation.

3 years to get £275 back

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The flat is owned by Mark Fortune, a businessman who has been refused entry to Scotland's landlord register.

that name again:

quote:

Mark Fortune, a businessman

sounds like an upstanding guy!

quote:

In 2013, Mr Fortune was refused entry to Scotland's landlord register after being convicted of offences directly relating to his letting business, including threatening tenants.

Oh, turns out he's a scumbag who deserves a shallow ditch. QUELLE SURPRISE

quote:

He has previously denied that he operates as a landlord and rents out flats.

....

The latest tribunal ruling said Mr Fortune gave submissions on behalf of EHPL - of which he is a former director - and on a number of occasions "seemed to refer to himself as the landlord accidentally".

oopsie! turns out he's an idiot scumbag too

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Dabir posted:

Stargåte taught me that all alien worlds look like the forests of British Columbia

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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fuctifino posted:

I guess we're a one policy nation now
https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1669050778294575133

I'm surprised that the hard-right Tories used the NatC label if it was already taken by nutters

Isn't "no stone unturned" what you say when you're looking for something

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Failed Imagineer posted:

Your niche image-finding skills continue to terrify

My theory is Guavanaut works at a stock images company. It's his job

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Failed Imagineer posted:

^^^ If he's anything like my coworker, tell him to stop noisily slurping at his bollocks all day or he's gonna get put on a Personal Improvement Program

Pup improvement plan

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Pffft why not just have the youtube full screen and take your laptop to the beanbag room? That's what i do at my office

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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lol that's a good'n

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Aphex- posted:

Best thing about the shift to WFH is being able to turn avs back on. Hard to browse the forums at work with them on lol.

What you wanted is this https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/decreased-productivity/nlbpiflhmdcklcbihngeffpmoklbiooj

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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It's what's for dinner.
Or alternatively this

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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It's what's for dinner.
It's Kier Starmer

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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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The thought of doing one Darren Grimes in the shower, let alone five of them, fills me with horror

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