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sebzilla posted:It's already too drat hot, whatever happened to the perma-drizzle of my youth!
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2023 06:50 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 18:14 |
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And El Niño hasn't even gotten started Edit: the UKHSA is doing a thing: quote:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-65769165 Microplastics fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Jun 1, 2023 |
# ¿ Jun 1, 2023 07:34 |
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Turns out the virgin>O2 switch over has gone all fucky so if you're expecting a call today, good luck on getting it. (i was expecting a call from my mechanic and he's had trouble reaching multiple customers... texts getting through ok though)
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2023 10:38 |
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Shoulda got a proper repairman in there, bish bash bosh job sorted. Sorry mate looks like your MIMO is worn out, you need a whole new one, that'll be *tuts, shakes head, whistles, looks at piece of paper* 2 billion pounds
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2023 11:08 |
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Keir won't win the debates on charisma, he'll win because the tory base will see A Dark Skinned Man Is Talking How Dare He
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2023 10:32 |
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Darth Walrus posted:https://twitter.com/taj_ali1/status/1664256121404522501?s=46&t=ARI_L-v32Oind1-d9B3a3Q Don't worry it's about their safety (not important) not the safety of the track (important because me)
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2023 11:10 |
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happyhippy posted:Politicians never get done for pedoness. The Pedoness of Lancashire
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2023 17:51 |
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What you need OwlFancier is a dwarf's helm
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2023 18:52 |
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Sounds like he had a 'head' start! wait hang on let me workshop this a bit
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2023 19:02 |
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OwlFancier posted:I do not want to 👀 at nigel's twitter space he can keep that covered in public thank you very much. Exclusive 'behind' the 'scenes' content
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2023 19:27 |
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He's got his hand out like the small boats are being thrown at him, like little lego boats e: "stop the boats it hurts "
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 18:53 |
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stomp the boots
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 07:59 |
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OwlFancier posted:Could save a lot of money by buying a poll axe instead. What, and making cuts? I'm sure they're already thinking of that
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 19:06 |
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You're thinking of his custard cannon.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2023 13:53 |
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Clarence posted:Is there any streaming service that has Bottom on it? My bottom is always a streaming service
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2023 11:17 |
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Jedit posted:My sister just got gazumped on a flat she was buying. Anyone got any good advice on how to avoid this in future, or is she at the mercy of scummy solicitors? OK this is going to sound crazy but we just had a viewing today (we're selling our flat) and the viewer said she had just been "gazumped" (her word) on another flat she was trying to buy Did your sister just have a look around our flat?? Lol
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2023 13:29 |
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Just put an ad on nextdoor saying "remember proper bulbs?? I'm giving these away and the woke council can't do anything about it!" and you'll have people queuing up to take them off you
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2023 17:07 |
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CUT THE ECONOMY STOP WAITING LISTS GROW THE BOATS
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2023 11:34 |
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non-Aryans and communists: the only people who could be punished by the nazis, because of The Rules
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2023 14:19 |
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MrTundra posted:Coming to my work address so it can get shared around. Wow rookie error imo
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2023 19:58 |
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Dorries' piss status: boiled
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2023 21:24 |
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In 115 years you'll be making a million a year in interest and you'll need it for when you're picking up a £4,000 pint of milk
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2023 06:49 |
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smellmycheese posted:Honestly surprised they didn’t go with “Corbyn’s Britain” Isn't that a vision of rishi's Britain The one we're in right now, where those things are happening
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2023 08:42 |
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keep punching joe posted:My train got cancelled so I popped into the local pub for a pint and there are a bunch of golliwogs behind the bar Typical - the wrong thing got cancelled yet again
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2023 14:41 |
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Bobby Deluxe posted:[goose meme]free up the staff to do what save money By not being staff any more
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2023 10:31 |
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I enjoyed how I met your mother
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2023 11:14 |
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Also the show was good too
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2023 11:14 |
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Mr Phillby posted:Humour is subjective. NO
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2023 11:43 |
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Pistol_Pete posted:I saw there'd been a bunch of new posts and assumed something had happened but, nope. Something did happen. People enjoyed things incorrectly
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2023 12:55 |
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in landlording news Tenant urges others to follow after deposit win quote:A series of housing tribunal rulings have now rejected EHPL's argument that it is operating holiday lets from Mr Fortune's properties and as such the people living there should get the same protections as ordinary letting agreements. quote:"But it has been three years now, a lot of effort and stress in this process, but I am doing it for the other people in this situation. 3 years to get £275 back quote:The flat is owned by Mark Fortune, a businessman who has been refused entry to Scotland's landlord register. that name again: quote:Mark Fortune, a businessman sounds like an upstanding guy! quote:In 2013, Mr Fortune was refused entry to Scotland's landlord register after being convicted of offences directly relating to his letting business, including threatening tenants. Oh, turns out he's a scumbag who deserves a shallow ditch. QUELLE SURPRISE quote:He has previously denied that he operates as a landlord and rents out flats. oopsie! turns out he's an idiot scumbag too
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2023 13:49 |
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Dabir posted:Stargåte taught me that all alien worlds look like the forests of British Columbia
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2023 18:56 |
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fuctifino posted:I guess we're a one policy nation now Isn't "no stone unturned" what you say when you're looking for something
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2023 19:58 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:Your niche image-finding skills continue to terrify My theory is Guavanaut works at a stock images company. It's his job
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2023 12:25 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:^^^ If he's anything like my coworker, tell him to stop noisily slurping at his bollocks all day or he's gonna get put on a Personal Improvement Program Pup improvement plan
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2023 20:06 |
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Pffft why not just have the youtube full screen and take your laptop to the beanbag room? That's what i do at my office
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2023 20:30 |
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lol that's a good'n
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2023 20:38 |
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Aphex- posted:Best thing about the shift to WFH is being able to turn avs back on. Hard to browse the forums at work with them on lol. What you wanted is this https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/decreased-productivity/nlbpiflhmdcklcbihngeffpmoklbiooj
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2023 21:05 |
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Or alternatively this
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2023 21:07 |
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It's Kier Starmer
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2023 09:24 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 18:14 |
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The thought of doing one Darren Grimes in the shower, let alone five of them, fills me with horror
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2023 12:26 |