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Dec 10, 2011

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Might want to remove the link to Scotpol in the OP, considering the thread hasn't seen a post in three years.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Reveilled posted:

In Scotland, you have the Scottish Parliament doing the state-level legislating, then below it are the Councils, and that's it. No local government below the "county" level.

There are community councils in Scotland, but they aren't legislative bodies. There are also the seven regional transport partnerships that are government bodies but not part of the local authorities.

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Dec 10, 2011

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I don't think it's worth laughing about. Boris is going to stand down at the next GE and go somewhere to be rich off the back of killing close to 1% of the UK population, and half the people he's throwing under the bus on his way out were going to lose anyway. I'll laugh when they're in jail and not before - so never.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Jel Shaker posted:

everyone in the media also just has to pretend / distract that pervy TV execs and presenters arnt also doing the exact same stuff to young women trying to make it in the industry also

Schofield said in his interview that this sort of thing happens with straight people all the time and nobody says anything. He's definitely hinting that he can slip out a few names if he's not let be.

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Dec 10, 2011

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kingturnip posted:

You can get away with kicking people out of the party to give opportunities for your toadies if you or they are charismatic or exciting.

If both of you are beige homunculi, though, your chosen candidate will be standing next to a stage in a year's time saying "This is all Jeremy Corbyn's fault"

Congratulations, that's the point. We are literally living out Nineteen Eighty-Four at this point. If they get elected then great, a few years now Owen Jones will be crying gin-scented tears while thinking that he loves Sir Starmer. But if they don't, then their failings will be blamed on the toxic legacy of Emmanuel Goldstein Jeremy Corbyn.

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Dec 10, 2011

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ThomasPaine posted:

If you actually believe that every single Brexit voter was a big dumb racist as opposed to someone deeply unhappy with the status quo falling for the false promises of superficial but essentially unchallenged populist rhetoric out of desperation then I think you're probably a lib dem centrist dad or at the very least quite silly.

I don't believe that everyone who voted for Brexit is a racist oval office. But I do believe that everyone who still wants Brexit is a racist oval office.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Failed Imagineer posted:

Seems to be fewer of them itt these days, Tesseraction is the only one I remember offhand. Either they've moved on or have gotten quieter about how they voted

Moved on, mostly. Brexiteers are in the main inherently dishonest. In the face of disaster the right wing ones will never admit they were wrong to vote for it, and the left wing ones will never admit that they did vote for it. Tess is a rare exception.

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Dec 10, 2011

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keep punching joe posted:

Yes but Britain was fighting Nazis so all good.

That's what Putin said, though.

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Dec 10, 2011

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grobbo posted:

In the Imperium of Man, everyone does wide-stance power poses to impress the serfs.

The greaves provide essential calf support.

The Imperium is explicitly fascist, they probably stole the stance from the Tories.

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Dec 10, 2011

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3/2 Especially as now people are pointing out that those views coincide exactly with my own.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Jel Shaker posted:

how old do you have to be to be of the kiss era? i only know them because of family guy and even then i’m not sure if i’ve heard any of their songs

In your 60s, probably.

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Dec 10, 2011

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My sister just got gazumped on a flat she was buying. Anyone got any good advice on how to avoid this in future, or is she at the mercy of scummy solicitors?

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Dec 10, 2011

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Failed Imagineer posted:

Up to and including David Gilmour apparently, who has always been a wanker

Gilmour was in great part incensed by Waters taking dictatorial control of the band, making an album that was entirely about himself and his own vision, then sacking Rick Wright for not contributing. Hard to argue that Waters wasn't a fascist on that tour, and indeed he wouldn't try it himself.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Failed Imagineer posted:

As you long as you don't get gazundered, which always sounded like a sexcrime to me.

It's a chamberpot, so not far off.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Endjinneer posted:

This is worrying. Nigel Adams pre-dates Bojo's meteoric arc by a long time and represents a constituency that would vote for a fox if it wore a blue rosette.
Why are all the rats leaving? What do they know that we don't.

What's worrying about the Tory Party splitting down the middle and potentially collapsing the government over what is very obviously personal issues rather than ideology?

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Dec 10, 2011

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

whats crazy about the odey stuff, is that it would normally be my natural instinct to trust completely and think only the best of a man named crispin.

You may be confusing him with the author of The Naked Civil Servant. But that was Quentin Crisp, not Crispin Quent.

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Dec 10, 2011

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smellmycheese posted:

Spicy rumour going round that the 29 year old nobody , who graduated in 2015 and has done nothing of any note or merit, that Boris has inexplicably put in the House of Lords is actually his secret daughter

She's his former spad. Which means it's basically certain that he hosed her, probably made her have an abortion, and all while Carrie was pregnant, and now he's paying her off for silence.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Nettle Soup posted:

Legitimately thought for a moment there that farage was gonna sail over on a boat from france to prove a point.

How odd, I suddenly find myself supporting the idea of the Royal Navy sinking small boats in the Channel.

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Dec 10, 2011

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

lol at people doing the "not getting" friends and seinfeld. er. ok

There's nothing to get in Friends. A friend of mine inflicted an episode on me and there literally weren't any jokes in it. One of the male leads who isn't David Schwimmer opens the door and enters the apartment. The laugh track goes off. My friend laughs, a Pavlovian response. Repeat for 23 minutes.

I can see why you evidently like it though.

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Dec 10, 2011

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forkboy84 posted:

It's entirely possible to just not think Friends was very funny. There's nothing performative about it.


Thank you. I expect bullshit like "you don't like what I like, you must just be performative" from the loving fash. I don't expect it here.

I never liked Bottom - IMO it was just The Young Ones with more slapstick violence and less good characters and jokes, a complete waste of Rik Mayall - but there's plenty of TV comedies that are good and funny. Red Dwarf has aged a bit, but it still hits when it hits. In sketch comedy Not the Nine O'clock News remains terrifyingly relevant for a topical show - Race and Responsibility, National Wealth Beds and Constable Savage could have been written yesterday instead of over 40 years ago.

My benchmark for humourless cunts is set by a simple standard: if you can't watch Dave Allen's Irish funeral sketch without cracking a grin at least once, then it's you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20xstCWkBco

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Dec 10, 2011

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Failed Imagineer posted:

It's a bit mad that Bloody Stupid got COVID right at the start of the pandemic, went to the ICU, and then learned absolutely nothing and instituted a mandatory weekly office pissup. That's powerful Oaf Energy

Please don't compare Boris to BS Johnson. BS at least managed to complete many projects, and his chief failing was an inability to comprehend scale.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Apraxin posted:

https://twitter.com/KatyMontgomerie/status/1669680559524552706
what is it about transphobia specifically that rots peoples' brains like this, where they go from being a run-of-the-mill lib or centrist to literally the only criteria they have for judging whether something is good or bad is 'does it hate trans people'

When you're a hateful oval office with a small support group, you'll stand with anyone who agrees with you.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Nenonen posted:

Excuse me... but how is someone named 'Malin Bouge' and is not a fictional character in a very heavy handed political satire?

I'm more concerned with how they're not a Baz Luhrmann movie.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Brendan Rodgers posted:

Nah it looks like the unseen Event Horizon security footage that they weren't allowed to put in the final cut because it was too brutal. The film rotted away in a transylvanian salt mine.

Somehow that's appropriate.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Apraxin posted:

Bill Cash, Nick Fletcher, Adam Holloway, Karl McCartney, Joy Morrissey, Heather Wheeler, plus one more who i haven't seen listed for some reason

It was the teller for the Nays, so either Alan Campbell or Lilian Greenwood - the Guardian hosed up and listed them both as against the motion.

E: and they shouldn't be blamed for it, someone is appointed to do the job and their vote has to go that way.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:



I gotta say James Cameron's gamepad looks a lot more like it was made for return trips

In the course of researching Titanic, James Cameron spent longer exploring the ship than the actual passengers did. Say what you like about the script and acting, but you can't fault the effort.

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Dec 10, 2011

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keep punching joe posted:

Being a hetro cis male I'm probably not the best judge, but other than some archaic language used around gender Rocky Horror seems like a fairly humane and progressive film about sexuality.

Excuse me? Frank is a sexual predator who seduces both halves of a couple by pretending to be their partner and has literally created a personal sex slave to replace his ex-boyfriend who he murdered - twice. He's not exactly a positive portrayal!

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Dec 10, 2011

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qhat posted:

poo poo, since this is absolutely critical to the operation though, what's the computer that it's going through? Can it be replaced if it dies randomly for some reason?

They didn't even ask that about the paying passengers.

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Dec 10, 2011

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smellmycheese posted:

Not once your upgraded to the new version of Awful app. They’ve removed it :(

I still have the button and I'm on the most recent version. I even used it to upload this:

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Dec 10, 2011

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Julio Cruz posted:

not surprising that the Torygraph thinks sexual positions require as little bodily contact as possible

Contact with little bodies, certainly.

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Dec 10, 2011

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History Comes Inside! posted:

Badgering is already a verb so it’s for the best that didn’t catch on tbh

So are snaking and mushrooming.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Tesseraction posted:

Don't give him an excuse to purge another Jewish person from the Labour Party imo.

After he aided and abetted the anti-Semitic smear campaign against Corbyn?

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Dec 10, 2011

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Failed Imagineer posted:

https://twitter.com/simon_schama/status/1672178078460571651?t=i2a1pQl7V78Zbz-tiVJ7bg&s=19

A third isn't that much really (though I guess a 58% majority are now Remain/Rejoin).

Either way, too late, get hosed

If a third of Brexit voters now want to be in the Single Market then the vote based on the plans we have now would be 66-34 Remain.

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Dec 10, 2011

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qhat posted:

I once lived in a house in university with a furry and he was by far the weirdest housemate I've ever had. He would play second life and making all manners of weird noises at night, and occasionally during the day march around the backyard holding a union jack with a paw print on it. We even found his blog one day where we discovered he had burned down his family home one time because his fursona was a dragon or something. He also would draw dragon porn and post it online. That's the extent of my furry experience.

Buy Camrath's fudge, expand your horizons.

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Dec 10, 2011

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kingturnip posted:

It's hard to know whether it's worse to have the government be:
1) a bunch of Tories who think they're competent and push through lots of legislation; or
2) a bunch of Tories who know they're out of their depth and don't bother doing anything except legislating culture wars

3) both. Also known as the Starmerite Labour option.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Private Speech posted:

Just how stupid do you have to be to grope someone at work if your whole career plan is to be a politician?

These people got into politics so they could grope whoever they wanted without consequence. This guy's stupidity lies in not waiting until he was high enough up the ladder.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Tesseraction posted:

Also groping someone in the media who has a lot of contacts who would be willing to air the story. Which is what happened.

That only increases the height you need to be on the ladder to avoid the fallout. There are people in government who could and would grope a member of the press without worrying about repercussions. He just wasn't yet one of them.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Guavanaut posted:


I mean it isn't an unorthodox look :dadjoke:



Not using the Thus of Ould cartoon?

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Dec 10, 2011

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kingturnip posted:

She hasn't officially quit yet by giving the required letter to the Bastard Duke of Fartingshire or whatever the gently caress is supposed to happen

That wouldn't mean she'd quit the Tories, just that she'd quit as an MP. The independent is Gareth Mackey, who sits on Bedfordshire council and despite an unfortunate moustache appears to not be a total piece of poo poo.

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Dec 10, 2011

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keep punching joe posted:

If I was liz truss id be so shamed I wouldn't leave my bed for a decade at least, so kudos to her for just powering on, total grindset.

If you were Liz Truss you'd be too stupid to feel shame. Can't insert the dril tweet because Musk doesn't pay his bills, but please imagine I did.

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