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Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:

Way back when unlimited never applied to non-geographic numbers, I used to use this page a lot to find the regular UK numbers for services: https://www.saynoto0870.com/

Depending on the organisation, they may have an 'if calling from abroad' number which you can also use.


Those weird 07 numbers are 'personal numbers' that follow you around and been available for at least a couple of decades. Not sure how to distinguish them from mobile phone numbers - are they shorter?

Just googled, they seem to be 070- numbers. Don't know if there are any regular mobile phone numbers starting 070? I have several mobile numbers (private, general, work) and none of them have 0 as the third digit.

https://midlandnetworks.co.uk/070-number-scams/#:~:text=Numbers%20starting%20070%20are%20Non,taking%20your%20products%20and%20services.

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Jun 1, 2023

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Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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^^^ IMHO 4G is far more reliable and available than 5G. The only time my internet plays up (other than during powercuts) is when 'they' are messing about with 5G masts. Also I can think a router would be more reliable purely because it can remain plugged in to the mains while using it. Hotspotting from your phone, not sure how long the battery would last and how long she needs to be on calls for.

I've had several mifi dongles in my time and all have been absolutely fine.

I had a Three one which I used constantly when travelling until about a year ago (purchased in 2013 for about £15 IIRC!) when I switched to Smarty for my phone SIM. Still have Three 'home hub' as my at home broadband. Also had a TPLink mini router which I used all the time in Egypt for several years (before I had a phone that could do hotspotm- ed not that that would have made a difference as the phone was in my home), because the only way I could get a signal in my ground floor flat surrounded by high buildings was to hang the SIM card (in the router) out of the window on the end of a broomstick.

Only thing to look out for - having used it without a problem for 7+ years, I was out one day and had it buried in the bottom of my handbag connected to a powerbank.
My handbag started to feel hot and when I took it out, the case of the thing was blown out.
It went back down as it cooled, but I didn't dare risk using the battery after that and had to order a replacement from AliExpress (£8 instead of the £20+ UK suppliers wanted!) which took a few weeks to arrive (thanks to covid!)

Can't understand £800 for a netgear one?

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Jun 1, 2023

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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ThomasPaine posted:

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Why can't we just have BT running the whole thing with all the masts and near 100% coverage? gently caress you, that's why.


This reminds me: depending where you are, you can use BTWifi as a backup plan. IIRC you can piggyback off someone else's BT broadband but using your own sign in credentials so if someone near you has got BT Broadband you can get online with your own credentials off that. I might be misremembering that but I do remember my phone auto-signing in to BTWifi where my folks used to live and there was no wifi signal at all & the folks were on sky, but next door was on BT and I must have been piggy backing off that (using a kind friend's credentials)

https://www.btwifi.co.uk/

I can sign in to it using my mum's details (she has home broadband with them so if you have the login credentials, you can get BTwifi in many places signing in with the same credentials). Or you can buy a 30-day pass for £39 or a week for £19.99. Ed: so if you have a relative or friend in the UK on BT Broadband who might be willing to let you have their sign in credentials, if you try to get on the BT Wifi with those, select BTWifi from your list of available wifis on your device, go to the browser page that opens and then select 'BT Broadband' from the drop down box and then sign in. (If you select BTWifi and you're using someone's broadband credentials it won't work - don't ask me how I know ;) )

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Jun 1, 2023

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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Failed Imagineer posted:

Just had to check the difference for myself and my home wifi is 50x faster than my LTE sim connection in an area with good reception.

Agreed that a hotspot is pretty decent in a pinch if you have reasonable expectations about what kind of speeds you're gonna get

I think it varies depending where you are and who you're with.
I have found my Smarty - when used as a hotspot - can be a lot faster than my Three homehub (4G) sometimes - if Three is having an off day - even though Smarty uses the Three network!

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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Absolute fkin lie goes unchallenged. Quelle surprise.

https://twitter.com/SaulStaniforth/status/1664210145067270144?s=20

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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jaete posted:

Hey friends, asking for advice again. A friend of mine has been living in London for many years. Some five years ago he didn't have much money, so he asked the council for some mercy on the council tax. As I understand it the council reduced his council tax to zero temporarily (I think?) and also even paid him some living support or whatever it was, a bit of money each month straight to his bank account, for a couple years.

Of course now they are saying he has to pay back every penny, because gently caress you. The bill is around five grand. He can pay in installments and whatnot but still... I'm not sure on what grounds they're asking for the money back, there was no fraud he was really penniless, and it was several years ago.

Friend called the council and they said that, apparently, HMRC had sent them a letter saying this guy is some kinda moocher or whatever, and that's the basis for the council demanding the money back. :confused:

I don't know anything at all about this stuff, as usual, but the whole thing just seems like bullshit to me. So my question is: is there some kind of charity advice thing that could help my friend here? At the very least he should try to file some kind of complaint or something against the council, rather than just succumb and pay them. Like, at least find out the real reason and real details about why he's being asked to pay this back, based on what kind of calculation.

Super glad I am myself a rich wanker who has never needed to ask any public body here for anything, loving hell.

Being told to pay 'benefits' back is one reason a lot of people don't actually apply for what they are entitled to.

Has he tried Citizens Advice?

If the HMRC have sent a letter to the Council, surely he has a right to see what they're saying?
But then again maybe they CAN be completely arbitrary. It might be someone with the same name that they've wrongly associated with your friend.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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Bart Simpson is 46 years old.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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Oscar Romeo Romeo posted:

Cameron era government made an ammendment to legislation concerning Possession of Indecent Image/s of a Child to include "Pseudo Images" which covers drawings of said material.

I did not know that.

I was more inclined to either the 'fake news' theory (and had a look to see if Sunderland Echo was one of those parody 'news' outlets) .or the Al Capone theory.
It would be an excuse to search someone's hard drive. Maybe he was suspected of actual child porn (maybe someone reported him) so they used that clause to get a look at his hard drive?
I doubt we shall ever know!

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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The Wicked ZOGA posted:

If this guy really exists and was convicted would it be possible to look that up somewhere?

quote:

District Judge Zoe Passfield told him said there were “some points of concern” highlighted in a pre-sentence report commissioned into his behaviour.

But she said they could be addressed via a 12-month community order, containing 20 days of rehabilitative work with the Probation Service – and she did not place him on the sex offender register.

She's a real judge, so I can only assume the rest of it is really real too.

Source: https://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/crime/sunderland-student-in-court-over-picture-of-bart-simpson-being-sexually-abused-by-marge-4164983

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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From reading comments on this and other tweets on the subject apparently he attended an event with Ken Loach.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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Apparently it is anti-semitic to chant "Oh Jeremy Corbyn" at football matches.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2023/jun/01/football-must-finally-take-a-stand-against-antisemitism

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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Kaveman posted:

And?

This isn't the bloody reason is it. He's being barred bc he's a socialist and didn't join the anti-Corbyn bandwagon (which is why they cancelled Ken Loach too).

The new stage version of I, Daniel Blake is currently sold out in Newcastle now. Tickets are like rocking horse poo poo. The average person doesn't care about labour party drama.

Plus the people who are actually on the list are unpopular party sycophants.

I'm fully aware of what the real reason is, but the Ken Loach thing will be the excuse.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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Oh yeah, Luke Akehurst has blocked me on twitter. Don't think I've ever interacted with him so I assume it's a 'block followers of' block.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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^^^^ totally agree. Sack 'em All. (Done in best Xena screamy voice).


Trin Tragula posted:

Just picking up on this: a very similar culture was responsible for the wiring error during the Waterloo Area Resignalling project which was the direct cause of the Clapham Junction crash*.

A few years ago I read a RAIB report which, among many other things, noted something along the lines of "We are concerned that the lessons of Clapham Junction are starting to fade from the collective memory..."

It's going to happen again.

*A brutally overworked electrician wired a signal so that it showed green when the track ahead was occupied, causing trains to run into each other; it turned out he'd been working a ludicrous number of days without a break and also hadn't been taught to do basic things like "when you finish work, check to make sure you haven't hosed anything up", nor had anyone who was supposed to be checking his work bothered to check his work.

Don't know if you're in the rail business but back in the early 2000s - can't recall exactly nor whether it was before or after Project Violet* - they had these 'engagement surveys' and all the senior management got a copy of a book called "First break all the rules" there were a ton of comments about the board circulating a book with such a title into a heavily rule-driven (for safety etc reasons) environment.

* Project Violet 2003 - what a nightmare time that was. https://hansard.parliament.uk/Commons/2009-03-04/debates/09030460000004/NetworkRail
All the different regions did it differently. Our Director called all potentially affected employees and told them individually, they were escorted from the building via their desks, then he arranged taxis home for them. Other Directors said if you don't get a tap on the shoulder by 330pm you're safe. Peoples' names were disappearing out of the email contacts before they knew they were for the chop.

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Jun 4, 2023

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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From what I can gather, the 'blitz spirit' including a whole lot of burglaries, identity thefts, murders going on under cover of aerial bombardment by Jerry.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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Gorn Myson posted:

If you've ever spent significant time in the UK then you should know that once you hit 60 you are given the legal right to claim that you lived through WW2. Phillip Schofield for instance was born in 1962 but is legally allowed to say that the media attention he has aimed at him right now is exactly the same as the Holocaust.

I thought it was 50 actually. Not only the right to claim you lived through WW2 & fought on the beaches, but you were also down in the trenches during WW1.
Where's my Medal? I'm feeling left out.

(Assuming you got into WW1 in 1918 aged 14 - as it seems quite a few chaps faked their ages to 'do their bit' - you'd be 119 now. And WW2 in 1945 aged 14 you'd be 92 now. My mum 85 was a mere toddler in WW2.)

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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Guavanaut posted:



e: Seven segment displays have 7 segments but they only use 3 or 4 to display the number 7. When all 7 segments are illuminated, it displays the number 8.

You've just given me flashbacks to a dreadful job I had as a sales engineer in an electronics firm 40 years ago... aarrghhhhhhhhh ....

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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Guavanaut posted:

More diverse migration, more trade union power, racism and anti-immigrant sentiment at lowest levels since records began.

Nigel Farage and Laurence Fox's Brexit has failed. Mick Lynch and Dennis Skinner's hasn't yet.

It's weird isn't it. With all these folk (the twitterati, hexpress, heil) pushing anti-immigrant stuff, one might think it had increased but it hasn't. Kind of shows up twitter for being a rightwing echo chamber (I certainly get pushed loads of tweets from right farts. I've muted or blocked most but some I can't help myself from commenting. It's my entertainment on a long evening!)

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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I'm too stupid for my t-shirt, too stupid for my t-shirt

https://twitter.com/Marsh4LL1/status/1665447514256859138?s=20

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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https://twitter.com/AlecWilletts/status/1665779531062423553?s=20

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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Why are robots (or robot suits) always shown with flared trousers (let alone the muscle-bound gym bodies)?

Eg ^^^ spice suits above

Optimus prime


Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 15:00 on Jun 6, 2023

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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History Comes Inside! posted:

The spice girls, specifically

Yeah but they're in robot suits. (I don't know what else to call them).

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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Z the IVth posted:

Have you seen the works of Masamune Shirow?



(The design comes from Shirow but it proved extraordinarily difficult to get s piece of original art from the artist that didn't have a scantily clad woman erupting from the robot).

Hadn't heard of him so I just googled and yes the needle-pointed bosoms are on full display.
Should be used to that from too many science fiction convention art shows.
Why is it that women can fight clad only in a pointy bra, g-string and high-heeled, thigh-high leather boots while men need all that armour. Same on cop shows on tv, or the women are sometimes allowed a sleeveless, strappy vest over the pointy bra (but only if they are female physicists eg Dr Christmas Jones)

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Jun 6, 2023

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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Sunak in his robot boots. (NB this is NOT photoshop! ed: apparently it is see Fuctifino correction below. But it still looks daft.) He was wearing the same boats scrambling around on a 'small boats' mission the same day, and has also been seen wearing them when photo-opping with Zelinsky who it appears is even shorter than Sunak.
Just wondering what he would transform into: big truck, aeroplane, penny whistle?

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Jun 6, 2023

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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fuctifino posted:

It's a shoop. This is the original, which still looks ridiculous



I stand corrected (but not in boots). I couldn't see the difference at first!

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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keep punching joe posted:

Goon project, let's buy the Spectator and force Fraser Nelson to only write warhammer fanfic.

I thought maybe buy the torygraph and turn it red.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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bessantj posted:

Wait, is that normal for a council? To invest in things? I'm just realising now I haven't thought about how councils get all their money.

Yes. See several Welsh councils who have lost a packet investing in retail/ leisure schemes in the past couple of years.
Sorry I can't do links my internet Three and BT have been up poo poo creek all day. I think a mast must be down somewhere.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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Jedit posted:

In your 60s, probably.

I always remember this one. I was 27, this was released in September 1987 and was charting and totally summed up the really crazy weekend of 15th - 19th October which started with "The Great Storm of 1987" on the Friday (or started overnight on the Thursday night) and "Black Monday" (the stockmarket meltdown) on Monday 19th.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2loCbMSj6g

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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What the fk is a "death spaniel"?

https://twitter.com/RenZelen/status/1666839471218737152?s=20

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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That's his sexy pout.
Out of my way, ladies, I saw him first - ahem.

It's ok though, he never watched Kes or Oh Daniel Blake so he'll be back, probably with promotion, after the recess.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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Wow! The big brains get together!
https://twitter.com/CobblerBob_/status/1667145971468312577?s=20

Sad to see Dave Gorman listed albeit in tiny writing at the bottom.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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Is it becoz I iz left-wing Jewish?

https://www.jewishnews.co.uk/sacha-baron-cohens-brother-is-expelled-from-labour/

quote:

One of actor Sacha Baron Cohen’s older brothers has been expelled from the Labour Party over his involvement with a proscribed organisation.

Amnon Baron Cohen confirmed to Jewish News he had been ousted from Labour over his involvement with the Trotskyist Socialist Party, who were previously better known as Militant.

Amnon, a computer scientist, was spotted attempting to sell copies of the far-left political party’s newspaper The Socialist in Parliament Square on Monday.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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Gets worse!
Anne Frank is supposedly a trademark now.

https://twitter.com/YourlnnerVoice/status/1667180017225199618?s=20

This is the same gang who claimed there had been 'complaints' about plates illustrated by Gazan children when the hospital has finally 'fessed up that there were NO complaints apart from the gang.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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Guavanaut posted:

Just clearing out some cupboards and found all my old ones, they're all of this type.


What's the best thing to do with old CFLs now? I know WEEE says don't put them in the bin because they have mercury in, but everywhere seems to be "we will collect them if you buy new bulbs from us" or "specialist lamp recycling (55 miles away)"

Pretty sure Screwfix will take them.
Otherwise round here people wrap them in tons of newspaper and put in the household rubbish because otherwise you have to book a slot at the nearest household waste place only open 2 days a week and inaccessible on foot.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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kecske posted:

just the bin men getting exposed to the mercury as they break then

Yes. Though they use lorries that pick the bins up and tip stuff in here so wimpy modern bin people don't get to touch the rubbish unlike proper bin men from when I were a lassie who hoisted big smelly dustbins on their backs with a cheerful whistle and smile.

Maybe if they provided somewhere to put them that didn't require you to have a car, people wouldn't do that. (In our flats it's hard enough to get people to understand that wrappers from crisps and packets of biscuits have to go in the black household waste bin not the red paper & card bin,, purple plastics & foi binl, yellow hygiene waste bin, blue food bins, nor the green bin with the round hole at the top for glass bottles and jars only but not non round glass, or the green lift up top £50 a year garden waste bin, let alone take batteries to the supermarket, or bully acquaintance with car to get a slot at the tip several miles away to take your light bulb).
Time all these systems were streamlined.
It's a freakin nightmare esp when we're on a border with England and English rules are entirely different so people's carers or relatives who live over the border don't have a clue and bung anything anywhere.

(A bit ranty because I'm fed up of people putting stuff in the wrong bins when they've had letters from the council, letters from me, also where we out our bins out people using Home Bargains or takeaway use them as general mini skips.)

At least the CFL bulbs are gradually disappearing from circulation.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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Eddy-Baby posted:

Hello lovely people!

My partner recently met a homeless person living in our town that she would like to help. Not knowing much about how this sort of thing works I've come here to ask for advice.

This homeless person seems to be in their 20s and originally comes from Moldova, possibly they are not a legal immigrant. We are considering that we could provide them with clothes and toiletries, they do not have a phone so we might be able to help them with that... it seems that they are just generally in need of help in many ways, they have poor English so they could be struggling to access assistance, but we don't know much about their situation or what they would accept.

A quick google lead us to the council homeless helpline (we are in Cheshire East) but we are not sure how useful this is.

If anyone has experience in this area and can point the way to charities, helplines etc that are useful in this kind of situation please let us know; or any advice would be welcome.

If you are on FB have you looked in neighbourhood groups? There's a homeless guy in our town probably late 30s. In the past few years many people have tried to help him finding him accommodation, getting the council involved, gofundme, all-sorts but nothing has worked out and he's still on the streets (except during COVID). Have a look and see if anyone has tried to help him or is actively helping him already.
I know 2 women in particular who spent many hours trying to help him until they couldn't cope emotionally anymore as they were untrained and everything kept breaking down because the guy basically wasn't interested in help. He doesn't even beg just pitches up on his sleeping bag in various covered walkways.

But yes, contact council homeless team as well. Also, I know the US version of Sally Army is questionable in who it will help, but the UK Sally Army claims to help everyone regardless of faith, gender etc.
Meanwhile maybe money or if he's near a sandwich shop maybe ask him something like 'Im getting a sandwich would you like one'. (Trying to sound unpatronising here!)

Cheshire East also has a rough sleepers helpline don't know if you found it
https://www.cheshireeast.gov.uk/housing/housing_options/homelessness/information-about-rough-sleepers.aspx

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https://twitter.com/SaulStaniforth/status/1667824733134389248?s=20

Labour Party meetings are not the place for political discussion. (Apparently).

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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Camrath posted:

Holy loving poo poo.

Wife took me out to the cinema to stop me walking around the house fretting so I’ve been offline for the past three hours.

Just turned my phone back on and it nearly crashed from all the notifications of people viewing my website and placing orders. Rest assured my bills will be paid, the kitties will continue to be fed the enormous amount the little gannets demand and the fudge will continue to flow that bit longer.

I really am quite overwhelmed, to the point of tears.

The post office are going to loving /hate/ me tomorrow lol

Do have a think about 'corporate labelling'. Our charity has an important anniversary next year so I could suggest we get some branded fudge in as a fund riser (obviously no guarantees but if it's a possibility, I could raise it with the powers that be.) Some of your varieties are longlife aren't they?

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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Never having been arrested but being an avid consumer of cop & detective shows, if I ever got arrested, I would ask for a lawyer immediately, even if it is the Duty Junior Solicitor. Just to have a witness present, even if you have done nothing wrong. Because anyone who believes the "if you have done nothing wrong you have nothing to fear" belief of so many people is just bollox.

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Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

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Kin posted:

I think my life insurance provider directed me towards a trust recently.

The policy I've got doesn't name the kids as beneficiaries so if my wife and I pop it at the same time then I'm not sure if the policy pays out to them.

Is a trust basically just a family bank account?

I figured if I set this high interest account up, I'd eventually just add the kids to it in time and then we all make contributions to it to live off of when we retire

I didn't know about that 7 year rule but figured Iif they spent 20 odd years contributing to an account before I die, it should be considered theirs too.

Just wish my parents had been so forward thinking so it didn't have to start with me. My mum even worked in the Bank of Scotland for 30 years before retiring early at 55 or so, but didn't set anything like this up.

The idea of being able to retire in 15 years time and live comfortably sounds like a fantasy to me right now.

I think you should probably get financial advice from a qualified Financial Advisor especially as there are kids involved
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You need to consider what if they are under say 21/23 if you and your wife pop it at the same time. If you don't have a Will you & your wife should have them. It's usual these days to say the spouse of one only inherits all if they survive the other spouse by 30 days (because of legal complications that arise if both die in the same accident say - who died first?)

A trust isn't a family bank account!

One of my young relatives lost his hard-working, sensible, mother when he was 13 and because she and her dreamer guitar-strumming husband were divorced, she didn't want ex-husband getting his mitts on what was her pension fund, her Will included setting up a trust fund for the boy until he was 23 when he finally inherited the dough (a very healthy amount after 10 years of investment). (NB - not sure you can do that in Wills now - totally exclude an ex who may be entitled to a share of the pension fund regardless - I'm not a lawyer!)

If you have pensions you can nominate people to receive some of it though trustees of pension schemes do not have to follow your wishes, they will take them in to account. Maybe you can do the same with the life insurance policies? I have no descendants so I've not got life insurance so not sure about that.

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Jun 13, 2023

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