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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
The Virgin O2 Switch vs the Chad Mechanic

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Sep 22, 2018

Guavanaut posted:

tee hee, wouldn't it be funny if i just casually dropped hints I'm going down the Bill Cooper radicalization pipeline,

Hope she speedruns the "shot by police while resisting arrest" ending

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Sep 22, 2018

ThomasPaine posted:

I've been using my phone as a 4G hotspot as my only internet for years.

Just had to check the difference for myself and my home wifi is 50x faster than my LTE sim connection in an area with good reception.

Agreed that a hotspot is pretty decent in a pinch if you have reasonable expectations about what kind of speeds you're gonna get

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Yeah, I saw a Guardian article earlier talking about Schofield's "affair". Perhaps there are better words to describe diddling a young fella

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
https://twitter.com/TommyPicnic/status/1664419709050138624?t=E_b6jf_tuP9vwuIj3xWM1g&s=19

:hmmyes:

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
I trust Popbitch more than 100% of the other British press

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Sep 22, 2018

Rustybear posted:

i mean i kind of do insofar as they were reporting about jimmy savile pretty consistently for two decades while everybody else rigidly stuck to the 'loveable eccentric' line

Yeah I wasn't being ironic or anything, Popbitch deliver the goods

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
E: ^^^ lol yeah that sounds about right

Mega Comrade posted:

It is illegal. It also comes under the definition of child porn from the UN and is recommended to it's members. Its technically on the books of many countries, just no one enforces it normally.

My guess is the bart Simpson was just the one people would recognise, the rest is probably hentai.

What about the guy who just gets people to draw female Simpsons characters as sexy ninjas? He must be looking at a life sentence

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
I liked Henning Wehn's bit that if you were a toddler during the Blitz you were a drain on resources and essentially helping the German war effort . solid bit of wind-up there

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
The Red Hand, Arms, and Torso of Ulster.

It's real fucken nice in Dublin. Any hotter and the dog wouldn't be having a nice time, but as it is we're chilling in the Big Park

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

I hope it's pancreatic cancer

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Some NEET who has never worked a day on a farm in their lives.

And is breast milk ice cream a meme or what? Cause I'll be Haägen Dasz titty

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Scranford

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Sep 22, 2018

keep punching joe posted:

Late to the party but the Lexit people were the dumbest loving marks ever and should be ashamed of their choices and forever ridiculed.

Seems to be fewer of them itt these days, Tesseraction is the only one I remember offhand. Either they've moved on or have gotten quieter about how they voted

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

The Question IRL posted:

Given all the effect Brexit has had on Northern Ireland, Brexit has not been "nothing really happened. Everyone is really okay."' Like it has massively shook up the while region.

Yeah but it's not like that gets reported on in a way that's visible to the fine peoples of Great Britain

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Marmaduke! posted:

Pool connected to the shitter for that authentic English feel

And poo tomatoes grown in that pool served in the breakfast buffet

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Why are robots (or robot suits) always shown with flared trousers (let alone the muscle-bound gym bodies)?

Well, the Transformers started off as toys, where the flared base was v important

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

winegums posted:

I don't understand this. Based on the academic journal wikipedia, their wealth was estimated at 7bn 3 years ago. Is there a real possibility he's been running on fumes?

Based on my own estimates, I'm currently worth £7bn and one penny, which makes me richer than those scrub assholes

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Did this only come to light because the Lib Dems gained control in Woking tho? By which I mean, is the UK just a miserable pile of bankruptcies?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Dabir posted:

I like Aerosmith

Nonce band

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
A lot of people around my age might have first come across KISS via Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey with their (cover) of "God Gave Rock N Roll To You".

They have like 4 really fun songs and the rest is just brutally poo poo

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

happyhippy posted:

I legit cried during that in the cinema, thinking it was the greatest thing my 13 yo mind ever seen.

Lol, that rocks

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

OwlFancier posted:

If they die before prosecution we have solutions for that too.



This is fantastic

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Typical Question Time audience member, pictured hearing the news of a small boat capsizing in the Channel

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Guavanaut posted:

First heat alert system email came through.



Why is London less affected? Isn't that the opposite of the urban heat island effect? Might be missing something v obvious

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

jaete posted:

What infrastructure? :confused:

I mean sure there's like, roads, and the tube is pretty nice, and there's like... electricity and heating and internet? But how do those help against heat

Big umbrellas

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Sep 22, 2018

sebzilla posted:

Bambos Charalambous suspended, presumably for sex-pestery

Not been the same without Bercow announcing the name

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

big scary monsters posted:

Boris' water cannon

Horny for Tory is prohibited

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Microplastics posted:

You're thinking of his custard cannon.

I usually am, yeah

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
https://twitter.com/BBCBweaking/status/1667183110679666689?t=dh6ZlmYjntdItEo1TeSoSw&s=09

gently caress off oval office

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Gorn Myson posted:

loving love AskHistorians. Theres been a few people that turn up to try and either dis-credit Mary Beard or imply that she has been and they get brutally shut down by people who actually know her and understand her work.

AskHistorians is by far the best-run, most high effort corner of Reddit (r/dragonsfuckingcars notwithstanding), and when mobile Reddit dies at the end of the month I will miss it. That and the porn

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Up to and including David Gilmour apparently, who has always been a wanker

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Yeah I figure they're all terrible people, but only one of them is currently weaponising anti-Semitism to stoke a decades old grudge AFAICT. It's all a bit cringe either way

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Guavanaut posted:

Mosley looks like the evil palette swap of a 60s ice cream man.


Cant wait to unlock both characters in Street Fighter VI

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
As you long as you don't get gazundered, which always sounded like a sexcrime to me.

Ireland, not UK, but it took us 9 months from Sale Agreed to getting keys, with the wanker EA ringing me constantly even though I'm fucken waiting for you to sort this poo poo out mate and both solicitors being lazy wastemen. Don't fancy doing that again for a while.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Remembering the Starmer wordcloud that was 90% "BORING KNOB " in big letters with some other stuff in the margins

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Guavanaut posted:

0dey exploit

:golfclap:

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Guavanaut posted:

"looks like Boris would gently caress" narrows it down to

and some of the softer minerals, plus dairy products and baked goods.

I didn't need to imagine Johnson loving Charles Darwin tbh

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Have Boris and Mr Blobby ever been spotted in the same room?

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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
The magic of compound interest. Also, when your employer is double-matching your pension contributions it's extra nice.

Until I remember that there will be no society left to administer pensions when I nominally retire in 30...ish years

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