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smellmycheese posted:25 here in NI all week so far. People are losing their minds My brother is back with his two kids from Australia, first time since 2018. The kids are only one and two, and spending the month here. First week there were here was before the sun or heat, and every tourist place they went to was empty. Now its our yearly two days of sunlight is upon us, everywhere is full of people.
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I can afford a jar of Nescafe Gold Blend if we kick Timmy off his Iron Lung?
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Jun 1, 2023 21:02
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Tesseraction posted:If Schofield's gonna get fuckbarreled for it surely Gove should be as well? Politicians never get done for pedoness. They die, then its hinted at.
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Jun 2, 2023 16:57
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I learnt all I need to know about the Blitz from Cockney Wanker in Viz.
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Jun 4, 2023 13:40
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smellmycheese posted:Day 10 of searing heat here in Northern Ireland and a majority of the population have now transitioned from blue, through white, to bright pink. If it continues until the 12th, the Orangemen will be neon red.
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Jun 4, 2023 16:45
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MAUREEN FETCH ME MY HEART PILLS! FARAGE IS GOING TO ANNOUNCE SOMETHING OH I FEEL SO LIGHT HEADED, CALM DOWN CALM DOWN MAUREEN GET THE MINI UNION JACK FLAGS OUT OF THE CUPBOARD WE MAY NEED THEM
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Jun 4, 2023 17:44
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https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1665418520992133120 The grift never ends.
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Jun 4, 2023 19:20
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Labour have a history of meeting terrorists. loving disgrace
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Jun 4, 2023 20:02
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Nettle Soup posted:wait is he starting an onlyfans? Onlygams
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Jun 4, 2023 21:48
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Only I will get it? Brilliant, cool, where is it? Wait, my neighbour will get it too? loving OUTRAGEOUS!
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Jun 5, 2023 20:51
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God gave Bowler Hats and Marching to you! Gave Bowler Hats and Marching to you, March down the road of every town.
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Jun 8, 2023 08:53
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Jel Shaker posted:how old do you have to be to be of the kiss era? i only know them because of family guy and even then i’m not sure if i’ve heard any of their songs When I was 19-20 back in the 90s, I went to a house party. There was some absolute wanker there who kept trying to put on KISS music, which he handy had a cassette of. He was the same age, gently caress knows how he got into them. We listened to like one or two songs, then back to Prodigy and whatever.
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Jun 8, 2023 13:56
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Failed Imagineer posted:A lot of people around my age might have first come across KISS via Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey with their (cover) of "God Gave Rock N Roll To You". I legit cried during that in the cinema, thinking it was the greatest thing my 13 yo mind ever seen.
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Jun 8, 2023 15:53
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People, this is the UK we are talking about. You don't call actual criminals to inquiries, imagine the thought! You follow the well perfected tradition of waiting until everyone is either dead or not in office, give it to a judge that won't rock the boat, spend tens of millions on it, and end up with a general 'there were faults but its too long ago to do anything but lessons will be learnt' result.
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Jun 8, 2023 17:23
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I want a Death Spaniel.
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Jun 8, 2023 18:49
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"So were you racist, stupid, or both?" "So were you racist, stupid, or both?" "So were you racist, stupid, or both?" "So were you racist, stupid, or both?" For the entire show.
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Jun 9, 2023 08:49
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Clarence posted:Is there any streaming service that has Bottom on it? I have a few TV series that are permanently on my hard drive so I can watch them at any time. All the Star Trek series from the 90s. All Star Gate series. All MST3K movies. Some Reeves and Mortimer series. And Bottom. Bottom gets watched probably the most, great show. RIP Rik died 9 years ago today.
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Jun 9, 2023 15:55
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Maybe she was asked to prove her loyalty to Rishi in some way.
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Jun 9, 2023 16:47
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https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-65861936 Johnson's crony list is out! Dame Pritt Patel and Sir Rees-Mogg everyone! loving hell.
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Jun 9, 2023 19:33
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Randallteal posted:UK goons: is what's happening with the SNP normal for police investigations? What's the point of "arresting" someone just to interview them and let them go? It feels like an intimidation tactic, but one that would only work on people who don't actually have financial and legal resources. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-65323861 It wasn't an 'arrest' as in cuff them and drag them in. It was a 'we want to ask you some questions' and Nicola Sturgeon turned up at the agreed time. From then on they have 12 hours to question her, and if they wanted more would THEN arrest her. The link above explains it. As for the UK police in general, if its a high profile case like a murder or rape, you will find they are arrest happy the first few days as it makes them look like they are doing something. And they are released when the media storm has died down and moved on a few days later.
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Jun 12, 2023 00:44
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SPACE PROTESTANTS!
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Jun 12, 2023 22:59
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Dabir posted:I remember the Guardian TV guide thing doing its best to sell the hell out of Mighty Boosh. I was mad about it at the time, absolutely thought it was brilliant. I think they lost it from series three. It just didn't gel, went from unique surrealness to rehashing what they already did. Then Noel got his own show, forget the name, and it was absolute poo poo. One show that should have gotten more attention was Johhny Vegas' iDeal. Perfect low key comedy.
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Jun 14, 2023 19:02
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Did they ever explain how Teal'cs head went from having a gold sheen, to not?
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Jun 14, 2023 19:14
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Jakabite posted:The dinner party planning sketches where they play a gay couple bemoaning having to invite James Bond/Shaggy and Scooby Doo are very underrated. This show was originally on Radio 4 Comedy and has 2-3 series on that, and had a lot of the same skits including the Dinner Party planning ones. So I would recommend to try find that. Mighy Boosh was a radio show before too.
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Jun 14, 2023 20:47
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:So Dorries starts kicking off before resigning properly which means her by-election will not take place for 90 days or more and guess who is suspended 90 days. This is his grand plan for standing as MP again in her constituency. There was talk of two or three more resigning, but waiting to trail it out, so there's by-elections in the news constantly. So yeah, you could be right about this.
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Jun 15, 2023 10:40
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Wow Boris has went full Trump in his response. Bigly sad.
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Jun 15, 2023 11:00
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Guavanaut posted:Powerful oeuf energy. Boris paints wine boxes doesn't he.
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Jun 15, 2023 11:20
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Skull Servant posted:We missed out on the funniest timeline. Still a chance Boris' getting his own show on GB News.
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Jun 15, 2023 13:41
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Convex posted:I missed comedy chat, did anyone mention Look Around You yet? Love it. Im of that age where the Open University was on BBC2 most mornings, and they parodied it well in series 1. Then they parodied Tomorrow's World for series 2. I love their alternate surreal universe, wish there was more about it.
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Jun 15, 2023 13:58
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UKMT Summer 2023 - Boris Leaving Party Tonight 8pm BYOB special singing guest Nadine Dorries
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Jun 15, 2023 16:00
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Can Boris use these press credentials to get back into Westminister now?
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Jun 16, 2023 10:22
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Is a reservoir still a reservoir if its full of poo poo?
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Jun 16, 2023 12:03
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kecske posted:what are you doing in the shower that takes 20 minutes 5 Darren Grimes
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Jun 16, 2023 12:25
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Microplastics posted:The thought of doing one Darren Grimes in the shower, let alone five of them, fills me with horror Well I do admit there is a lot of thrashing about, shampoo bottles getting knocked over, and vomiting for the last two.
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Jun 16, 2023 13:12
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smellmycheese posted:Lol. This is Johnson’s column tomorrow. He’s trying to become the new Adrian Chiles From all his history of lying upto yesterday, I can only conclude he doesn't raid his fridge, he is allergic or never eats cheddar and chorizo, he doesn't believe it will cure anyone, and its not a drug, its probably just mud or poo poo.
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Jun 16, 2023 20:38
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The wonder drug is nicotine. Boris going to say he smokes 80 a day Embassy Blue
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Jun 17, 2023 10:33
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I am pretty sure that a sign of being intelligent is not announcing how smart you are.
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Jun 17, 2023 11:07
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Ads are 15+ mins per hour? So 1 in 4 chance that when you hit a channel its on ad time. With 200+ channels you may find getting ads a lot
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Jun 17, 2023 13:24
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Kin posted:Yeah, it just seemed to strike me as odd that I'll flick through the guide, see Quantum leap or something at 7 minutes past the hour and figured what the hell, that'll kill a few minutes till I need to get on with whatever. I don't have a TV myself, but when home a few weeks ago (first time in 3 years so first time watching UK/Irish TV too). Ads are getting worse I think, and the same poo poo shows are on since I last watched. I always try to read the small print on ads for any laughs, and found it funny the happy sunny your family will benefit from your death ads have a 'doesn't pay out on suicide' clause on screen.
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fuctifino posted:Is that Boris' illegitimate daughter? The one who is supposedly going to the House of Lords? If so.... that was a very weaponised leak. lol Nah, its his ex-girlfriend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIg7lDLwbRE Here she is on LBC a few days ago, dishing the dirt on Boris. Probably weaponized against her for going public here.
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