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Welcome to MyHose Rewards. Thank you for reactivating your account. Your account balance is 55378008. This week only, our special is the flesh-toned garden hose, available in a length of 20 yards, coiled and shrink-wrapped. If you’d like to make a call, please hang up and dial again. Press 4 using your ring finger to be my Valentine. |
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Love summer when I can let the kids play with my 20 yard flesh toned garden hose
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Jun 1, 2023 16:57
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i used to drink from the 20 yard flesh toned garden hose and i turned out alright
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Jun 1, 2023 17:25
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Ran over my 20yd flesh tones garden hose with the lawnmower!!!
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Jun 1, 2023 17:30
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Jun 1, 2023 18:30
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unrealistic beauty standards
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Jun 1, 2023 18:32
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oh gently caress off!!!!!
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Jun 1, 2023 18:35
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nws that poo poo |
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Jun 1, 2023 19:59
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Dr. Honked posted:oh gently caress off!!!!! I used Leonardo.ai Lmfao I did not expect this to be this good 😂    
Viginti Septem fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Jun 2, 2023 https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
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Jun 2, 2023 00:30
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Viginti Septem posted:I used Leonardo.ai 
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Jun 2, 2023 00:37
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google THIS posted:nws that poo poo 
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Jun 2, 2023 01:42
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Jun 2, 2023 02:14
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Subject: Garden hose return denied MyHose Rewards Customer Support Log Date: June 2, 2023 Customer: Ms. Clotfelder Order Number: 8675309 Product: 20 yard flesh-toned garden hose [09:00 AM] Agent Merle: Hello, this is Agent Merle from Customer Support. How can I assist you today? [09:02 AM] Ms. Clotfelder: Hi, I recently purchased a 20 yard flesh-toned garden hose from your store, but I need to return it. [09:04 AM] Agent Merle: I'm sorry to hear that. May I ask why you would like to return the garden hose? [09:06 AM] Ms. Clotfelder: Well, I initially bought it for a gardening project, but my plans changed. Instead, I used the hose to create hot dog length pieces for a local school play about the history of Vienna beef. The hose was perfect for our prop hot dogs! [09:09 AM] Agent Merle: I see. While I appreciate your creative use of the garden hose, unfortunately, we can only accept returns for products that are in their original condition and packaging. Modifying the hose by cutting it into segments would not allow us to process a return. [09:12 AM] Ms. Clotfelder: Oh, I didn't realize that. Is there any way I can still return it? I haven't used the hose for any other purposes. [09:21 AM] Agent Merle: I'm afraid not. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. If you have any other questions or need further assistance, please don't hesitate to reach out. [09:24 AM] Ms. Clotfelder: No problem, Agent Merle. Thank you for your help. Have a great day! End of Customer Support Log |
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Jun 2, 2023 08:30
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i’m sorry i can’t be her
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Jun 2, 2023 11:39
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Viginti Septem posted:I used Leonardo.ai 
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Jun 2, 2023 13:40
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why do they have to be so strong? where is space on the hose for me
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Jun 2, 2023 15:43
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red bone garden hose
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Jun 2, 2023 15:52
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They say “love is blind.” Tell that to my ex-fiancé. We flew to Kew Gardens for our engagement pictures and brought our favorite props– his and her 20 yard flesh-toned garden hoses. Except I didn’t bring sunscreen, sue me, I got swept away in the majesty of London on a rare sunny day. I was beet red and they didn’t have a matching hose at Safeway. Tried to dredge my hose in a stew of fancy catsup and mayonnaise, didn’t work. She never looked at me or my hose the same way for the rest of the trip. |
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Jun 3, 2023 02:20
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kuskus posted:They say “love is blind.” Tell that to my ex-fiancé. lol
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Jun 3, 2023 02:44
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I was reading a noir novel from the late 50s a few days ago and at a certain point the main guy and the beautiful woman he's on the run with rent a suburban home to lie low for a little bit. And they notice that everybody in the neighborhood comes out at the same time every night to water their lawn with a sprinkler or a hose and everybody has their own little trick or technique to do it just right. And the beautiful woman DOES buy a flesh-colored garden hose, with a transparent part near the top so you can see snow-white bubbles. And the guy is like, "then everybody wanted to know us and think well of us, a beautiful woman in shorts and a t-shirt made out of towels, watering the lawn with a flesh-toned garden hose with a transparent part." So I'm wondering if BYOB existed in the late 50s or what bc it seems pretty uncanny to me.
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Jun 4, 2023 17:30
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"A flesh coloured 20 yard long garden hose. A muscular old man is sucking pinecones out of the hose."
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